Quick Wear: The Villain is a Little Pitiful

Tong Xiyuan walked into the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and saw a drawer full of ice cream whose boxes were still unopened.

In addition to vanilla, there are strawberry, yogurt, chocolate...

Tong Xiyuan felt a lump in his chest, and when he thought about how Fan He, the zombie king, had the audacity to order Pei Yun to collect ice cream of various flavors, he couldn't help laughing.

[Yuanbao, find a new place to hide him.] 999 gave him a bad idea: [Isn't there a refrigerator in the house next door?]

[This is not good.] Tong Xiyuan said as he stretched out his sinful little hand.

After the zombie city was completely built, the human base no longer dared to provoke it.

They didn't provoke him, so Fan He, who had the chance, was in a good mood and started to torture people.

Inside a certain base, the leader looked at the newcomer with trembling legs and asked, "Sign an agreement with you zombies? What agreement?"

Pei Yun pushed his glasses up in a serious manner and said, "Our king said that as long as you are willing to send 50 kilograms of fruit every year, we will not harass your base."

The leader shook his head upon hearing this, "No, no, fruit is so scarce in the apocalypse, where can we get so much?"

Pei Yun had more information than he did. "Hasn't Changming Base already developed a chemical to improve the soil? You can buy some and use it, and the fruit will grow naturally."

Leader: "Even if we buy it, we can't just grow fruit, we must grow grain."

Pei Yun smiled kindly, "So the agreement is not being signed?"

The leader stiffened his neck and said, "No, I won't sign!"

Pei Yun left. Within an hour, the outside of the base was surrounded by zombies. They didn't bite people nor rush around. They just wandered around slowly, howling with their mouths open. Ordinary people in the base were frightened for the whole day.

The next day, the leaders took the initiative to stand at the gate and shouted Pei Yun's name, "Let's sign the agreement, let's sign the agreement!"

Pei Yun appeared out of nowhere, threw the agreement to him, and said with a smile: "Sign it, it will be good for you. Only 50 kilograms of fruit a year, the king treats you very well."

The leader swallowed his anger and said, "Thank your king for me."

Pei Yun said you’re welcome, and then went to the next base with another agreement.

The more human bases he visited, the more fruits, vegetables, rice, and snacks Tong Xiyuan would have in the future...

Fan He went to negotiate with Changming Base in person. He could see how much Tong Xiyuan cared about this base. In order to please Tong Xiyuan, Fan He transplanted a huge grape vine from Changming Base.

"Brother," he returned home with a smile, hugged Tong Xiyuan from behind, and coaxed, "Do you want to eat grapes?"

The grape vines were planted in the most spacious area in the city. The grapes were brought back from the Changming base. They were new varieties researched by Cheng Ruyin and others. They could grow in the harsh environment of the apocalypse and were said to taste sweeter.

Before Tong Xiyuan could answer, Fan He added to his explanation word by word.

"They were sent from the Changming Base. Each one is big, black, round, plump, and juicy. They are even sweeter than the ones before the apocalypse. Don't you like sweet food the most? Want to try some?"

Tong Xiyuan said okay and turned around to wait for him to bring it to him.

Fan He smiled and said, "There are a lot of grapes. If we can't finish them, we can make grape-flavored ice cream. Do you want to try it, brother?"

Now Tong Xiyuan realized that the point was not the grapes or the flavor of ice cream, but the condition that Fan He had not yet mentioned.

"I want to eat." Tong Xiyuan thought of the ice cream that had long been moved, and his eyes curved into two crescents.

Fan He looked at his bright smile, his eyes dimmed, "I'll do it for you, brother, promise me... okay?"

He almost whispered in her ear. Tong Xiyuan paused, blushed and lowered his head, "Okay."

No matter how many times this happens, Fan He's straightforward words still make Tong Xiyuan feel embarrassed.

Fan He got a new promise, let him go and brought him a plate of washed grapes, saying: "Brother, eat first, I will make ice cream for you."

He could do more this time because Tong Xiyuan agreed to his request.

Tong Xiyuan waited for him to overturn the car, and said while peeling grapes: "Okay, I'll wait for you."

The kitchen door closed again, and Fan He opened the freezer of the refrigerator. Before he even opened the drawer, he noticed something wrong.

The transparent drawer was empty; all the ice cream he had stored was gone.

"..."

There is no outsider in the house, only one thief.

Fan He closed the refrigerator with mixed feelings, and when he walked out of the kitchen, a different expression had appeared on his face.

"Brother, you found out." He walked quickly to Tong Xiyuan who was sitting on the sofa eating grapes, half-knelt down, put his head through Tong Xiyuan's arms holding the fruit plate, buried his face in Tong Xiyuan's abdomen, and said in a muffled voice: "How embarrassing."

Tong Xiyuan thought that after Fan He found out, he would come out with a clear conscience and say that he had deliberately lied to make Tong Xiyuan agree to various conditions, and then take the opportunity to do this or that.

I didn't expect the man to look a little embarrassed.

Tong Xiyuan moved the hand holding the fruit plate away to prevent the remaining water stains on it from dirtying Fan He's hair. He then reached out his other hand to touch Fan He's ear and said, "It's not shameful."

Tong Xiyuan would not take such a harmless little trick seriously. Instead, he would find Fan He cute in a contrasting way.

Fan He raised his head and looked at Tong Xiyuan, his eyes full of the person in front of him, "Brother, don't you think I'm a bad person like this?"

Tong Xiyuan shook his head and thought to himself, I have seen worse cases than this.

"Brother is so nice," Fan He knew that Tong Xiyuan would not be upset because of this. He smiled and touched Tong Xiyuan's soft abdomen, "Where is the ice cream? Brother didn't eat it all, did he?"

Tong Xiyuan was a little tickled by him, and hurriedly held the fruit plate tightly in his hand, fearing that he would accidentally scatter all the grapes. "No, I put it somewhere else."

"I don't believe it," Fan He lifted up his shirt, "My brother asked me to check it carefully."

"Hey! Wait..."

The fruit plate fell to the ground, and some delicious grapes fell on the tiles, some fell on the sofa, and some fell on the body.

……

Time passed quickly, and one year later, Fan He abided by the agreement and did not embarrass the humans after receiving the food sent by the major bases. Just as Tong Xiyuan hoped, he restrained the behavior of the zombies and maintained the peace that was coincidental with the human base.

After a hundred years, the zombies in Zombie City have shrunk to just a handful, and no more people with super powers are born among humans. After experiencing a shock, the world seems to have returned to a state of balance.

"Brother, wait for me. Let's go together."