Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

"Five guys in front of me, are you here to perform or to beat me up?"

Li Youqian spoke directly to Liang Shamatte, attracting the attention of both of them.

The green-haired killer turned around and looked at Li Youqian, "You're the first one who wants to be beaten by us!

Come on Xiaohong, give him the whole life!"

"Hah~" The red-haired guy, who was being beaten up by the green-haired shamatte, did a backflip without saying a word.

Li Youqian: "........, so you guys are here to make people laugh?"

"Oh, do you look down on me?" The red-haired man became anxious, rolled up his sleeves, and without saying a word, kicked towards Li Youqian with his big foot.

Li Youqian reached out and grabbed his ankle, then pulled and tugged, forcing the red-haired killer to do the splits.

With just a scream, the red-haired shamatte's crotch was torn. The sound sounded painful, so the red-haired man covered his crotch and was in so much pain that he couldn't get up.

Li Youqian looked at the four people behind Hongmao, "That's it? That's it?"

"Fuck, so arrogant! I'm the most ruthless person on this street!"

Seeing his cousin in so much pain, Green Hair immediately became angry. Hitting his own relative, isn't that just slapping himself in the face?

"I can tell from your hair color, so what?" Li Youqian glanced at the green hair of the Green-haired Shamatte. He was a ruthless person who dared to give himself green hair.

The green-haired killer yelled, "Brothers, come on!" After that, the green-haired guy punched Li Youqian directly in the face.

Li Youqian raised his leg and kicked the green-haired guy so hard that his teeth flew off, and he lay straight on the ground.

The red-haired guy, who had been screaming, became anxious when he saw this and stood up with his legs turned inward.

Then Li Youqian looked at the inward-facing feet and struck directly from the middle, hitting the opponent's soul.

This time, Red Hair didn't even scream. He just rolled his eyes and lay on the ground.

Afterwards, Li Youqian turned his head and looked at the three thugs named Huang, Zi, Lan and Shamatte who were about to pounce on him with stiff movements.

The three gangsters immediately forced a smile, but the yellow-haired Shamatte was the closest, and Li Youqian saw his big face.

It was a bang! Another one lying down!

The remaining two people were originally standing relatively far back, and at this moment, they had already begun to retreat step by step very attentively.

Li Youqian: “............” Don’t think that if you keep your upper body still and run backwards with your lower body, I won’t be able to notice you!

"Don't run. If anyone runs, I'll beat that guy up just like I beat that little red-haired kid!"

Li Youqian pointed at the little red-haired guy beside him. As soon as he said this, the two shamatte hooligans, purple-haired and blue-haired, immediately clamped their legs together and their faces turned pale.

If I were hit like that, it would probably be a bit painful!

Li Youqian felt that these two guys' talent for comedy was no less than that of Red Hair and Green Hair. They were both talented! Unfortunately, they met me.

"If you want to beat me up, then I must take revenge. How about this, you two fight each other, do it on your own, and quickly! If I use my little hand, it will be heavy!"

Blue Hair and Purple Hair looked at each other. Purple Hair looked at Blue Hair sincerely, "It's okay, brother! I won't give in!

I will never hurt my own brothers! Good brothers for life!"

The blue-haired killer was very moved when he heard this, "Brother~"

"No need to say more, brother! Facing this situation, there is only one way!" The purple-haired killer's eyes were full of wisdom.

This made Li Youqian curious. What could he do? Resist by force? And one more thing, are you two sure you want to plot in front of me?

Li Youqian: ......? ? ?

The blue-haired killer said seriously: "How do we do it?"

"That's right! Do this!" As the purple-haired man spoke, he suddenly exerted force with one hand and pushed the blue-haired man directly towards Li Youqian, and then ran towards the toilet exit.

Blue-haired killer Matt: "What are you doing? No! Damn, you tricked me! What the hell are you! Fuck you! You bastard~"

Li Youqian:......?

A Guang: What a superficial brother!

Li Youqian slapped the blue-haired killer who rushed towards him and pushed him against the wall, causing all his teeth to fall out.

There was no way. When he pounced over just now and cursed Zimao, his saliva was flying everywhere. Li Youqian couldn't help feeling a little disgusted. He attached his telekinesis to his hand and directly blew him away.

Li Youqian looked at Zimao, who had an expression as if he had escaped from death, and hooked his finger.

A telekinesis turned into an invisible rope and tripped him, and Li Youqian slowly walked over.

Li Youqian looked at Zimao lying on the ground and kicked him like a football.

The kick sounded painful and it actually felt very painful. After the kick, Zimao's tongue stuck out long and his head tilted, and he felt dizzy.

After Li Youqian dealt with these five clowns, he did not leave. At this time, his telekinesis had already sensed that the mastermind behind the scenes had arrived.

Shit, she’s actually trying the heroine-saving-the-king trick!

..........

Liu Ruyan walked slowly in the school corridor. It should be about time, although those five guys were temporarily found by Uncle Wang nearby.

But when five thugs beat up one, even if Li Youqian has become more powerful recently, he still deserves to be beaten.

Get a good beating! Feel the despair you felt when you were bullied in school. Really, when you become stronger, you become naughty!

Liu Ruyan smiled wickedly, and seemed to think of Li Youqian looking at her with the same eyes as before, and she immediately felt happy.

As for whether this trick works, Liu Ruyan said that Li Youqian flattered her so much before, wasn't it because she was a ray of light in his dark life?

The routine is indeed old, but it works, and Li Youqian just falls for it.

But I think the beating is almost over by now, so I have to walk faster!

Liu Ruyan rubbed her face, then trotted into the men's room and shouted loudly.

"Let go of that boy!"

What greeted him was Li Youqian's expressionless face and five hooligans with colorful hair lying around him.

Li Youqian looked at Liu Ruyan with disdain. In the plot, she should be considered the heroine. How could such a bad guy be worthy of being the heroine?

Someone deliberately beat Li Youqian, and she came to rescue him heroically. If nothing else, it could be said that she came so slowly on purpose, and she wasn't worried about how these thugs would beat him.

How selfish!

"Isn't your routine also old-fashioned? And you are really too much! Do you think I am a fool?"

Li Youqian's words made Liu Ruyan feel cold all over, and her mind was working fast.

"You keep going into this bathroom and not coming out. I just saw five hooligans go in. I was just worried about you. What do you mean by that?"

"This big mouth, you told me everything, and you even hired someone to beat me up, okay! You're pretty vicious!"

Li Youqian raised one hand; his palm was already feeling thirsty!