Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

And the most important thing is, when you were pretending to be dead, there was a sneaky look on your face. It was too obvious, wasn't it?

Li Youqian watched Danzo running farther and farther away, then turned to glance at Pochi behind him.

Pochi understood immediately, jumped up with his legs, jogged all the way, and easily bit Danzo with his big mouth, then brought him back.

It must be said that this place is quite remote. Even with such a big commotion just now, it still didn't attract many people's attention. However, it is also possible that Danzo had arranged it on purpose.

I guess the latter is the truth.

Danzo was stunned. It was bad enough that he couldn't defeat this mysterious strong man, but he couldn't even beat his dog. How could it be so hateful!

When did such a powerful ninja dog appear?

Danzo watched as the mysterious strong man was getting closer and closer, and he continued to use Izanami with a broken heart, hoping to change the current situation.

But with a swish sound, Danzo's eyed arm was cut off in an instant, and Li Youqian hooked it with his finger.

The arm was carried by the telekinesis and flew into Li Youqian's hands.

“The Sharingan has some collectible value, but it’s useless to you, go to hell!

It's just that you don't have enough eyes on your arms! But that's true, the Uchiha clan hasn't been exterminated yet, so you really don't have that many eyes to replace!"

Li Youqian said this as he casually shot Danzo in the head. He wanted to use Izanami, but unfortunately, Li Youqian scratched the only Sharingan on his head as soon as he thought about it.

This allows people to use Kotoamatsukami, Shisui's Mangekyō Sharingan, which is a precious collection and cannot be wasted.

Li Youqian waved his hand again, and a dull Sharingan on Danzo's arm flew up, then flew into Danzo's eyes.

After doing all this, he stretched, slowly left the place and prepared to go home.

After a while, the first few ninjas who arrived here looked around suspiciously.

Finally, he saw Danzo's body, "Damn, this old Bito is dead!"

"God bless us Uchiha. Not only did he break his arm, but he also blew his head off. He was so cruel. Hahahaha!"

"I'm definitely not gloating, hahahahaha!"

"No! Captain, look! Why is there a Sharingan in this old man's eye? And it has lost its luster!"

"Damn it! Danzo actually stole the power of our Uchiha clan! We must report this to the clan immediately!"

After that, several Uchiha Police Department ninjas quickly left the scene with Danzo's body.

Far away, Li Youqian stroked his chin with an expression as if he was enjoying a good show, hehehehehe!!!

Danzo's right eye had long lost its luster, but it was specially reserved for them.

Li Youqian was about to leave when he suddenly discovered that there were several Uchiha ninjas patrolling around suspiciously.

This will only add fuel to the fire for Konoha. I wonder if those hawkish Uchiha clan will directly start a war with Konoha after seeing the Sharingan in Danzo's eyes.

Have fun watching!

Seeing that they had confirmed their discovery, Li Youqian waved his hand casually. On the other side, the third generation of Anbu ninja felt that he could move again.

They all drew their weapons, or assumed postures to perform ninjutsu, and began to make hand seals while looking around warily.

After enjoying the cool breeze for a while, he left the scene with a look of suspicion on his face and ran towards the place where Danzo was carrying out the action.

............

As soon as Li Youqian returned to his house, he saw Uzumaki Naruto.

"Hey, why did you enter someone else's room without their permission?

You are still a naughty kid!"

Li Youqian looked at Naruto and teased him, but Naruto remained unmoved. He was no longer the sunny and cheerful boy he used to be, and his mood became a little depressed.

"Why didn't Third Generation Grandfather tell me the truth? Is it because of the power in my body?"

"Yes, reality is cruel! Your background is quite miserable. There is nothing we can do.

Look, you can protect your elders. Your father's teacher who wrote pornographic books is not reliable. One of your father's apprentices died, and the other went crazy because of love.

There is another one who is not brave either. The third generation doesn’t want you to live such a good life, so how dare he stop you?

The remaining relationships are either not good enough, and the villagers of Konoha Village just follow the crowd, gossip a lot, and especially like to cyberbully others. Bah! This is not cyberbullying, but public opinion attacks are!

Just like now, if you say that you are the son of the Fourth Hokage, no one will believe me!

It's terrible! You're almost alive!"

Li Youqian didn't think it was a big deal at all. He felt that since he had said this, why didn't Naruto transform into a tailed beast yet?

It would be fun to release Pochi and Nine-Tail for a 1v1 fight then.

Naruto was shocked by his own life story. What does it mean to have an elder who writes pornographic books? And a love-brained person?

"Why don't you just hang out with me? I'll have nine meals a day. I'll have meat and you'll have bones!"

Naruto: ........., I don't want to eat bones at all!

"Hmph! Then I will become the Hokage, find out the truth myself, and then make it public!

I am not some demon fox, I am the son of a hero, the son of the Hokage!"

"Okay, that's ambitious, but I'm going to bed. You can leave now. As a neighbor, you're crossing the line if you don't leave!"

Li Youqian sat down on the bed, and Naruto left the room with a look of disgust on his face, but he felt a little better.

I didn't feel like I was discriminated against or excluded by that mean family, although their attitude wasn't very good either!

After Li Youqian watched Naruto leave, he did a backflip and disappeared on the spot.

Are you kidding? Who would live in this small room when there is a big villa to live in?

Little world, here I come! Keep playing music, keep dancing!

..........

The next morning, as soon as Li Youqian went out, he saw Uzumaki Naruto running away without recognizing anyone and quickly leaving his home.

It looks like he is late for school. Oh, this is a childhood memory. I bet he will be late and be punished by standing!

Li Youqian suddenly felt like the strange uncle in his childhood memory.

Could it be that I am too old? This shouldn't be the case! It must be Guang's fault, damned little Guang!

A Guang, the emo hiding in his mind: ........., I'm in this state, and you still have the nerve to blame me?

On this day, Li Youqian began his daily routine as a village scoundrel, eating, drinking, having fun, and gossiping.

"I'm telling you, Danzo is dead! I heard that after his death it was discovered that his eyes were Sharingan! He stole the power of the Uchiha clan!"

"Who is Danzo?"

"It's the high-ranking officials in the village, who handle the dirty work, you know!"

"Oh, I see!"

"Have you heard? The Konoha high-ranking officials coveted the Uchiha's power and killed several Uchiha clan members and dug out their eyes!"

"Hey, hey, have you heard? The Konoha high-ranking officials want the Sharingan, and they plan to exterminate the Uchiha clan and dig out their eyes!"

Li Youqian listened to the conversation of passers-by with a gloating look on his face. God have mercy on me, I didn’t spread it like this at the beginning, so don’t blame me now that it has become like this.

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