Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

As Yondu thought about this, he pulled Star-Lord a little further away, saying that he had something to discuss.

Li Youqian stood there touching his chin, feeling a little puzzled. The two of you were only a few meters apart, let alone with my strength.

Anyone with better hearing can hear your voices clearly, so what's the point of you staying away?

As expected, people who spend a long time with a stupid guy like Star-Lord will gradually be assimilated.

At this time, the two were discussing, "Boy, is this man really the master of the Chitauri? Is he trustworthy?"

"Fuck, what are you talking about? I'll help you solve a big problem, okay?

If I hadn't stopped you in time, you would have turned into ashes like the people in front of you. Anyway, I saw him create a canyon with one move."

Star-Lord looked unhappy. He felt that he had just saved his life. He should not have saved him if he had known.

At worst, you can just put an expensive urn for his ashes after raising him!

I am such a filial son. This guy is so bad, but I am still so nice to him!

Yongdu didn't know that Star-Lord was plotting against him. After a moment's hesitation, he said solemnly, "Did he take you in as his younger brother?"

"Yes! He is my beloved relative, my brother, and I will have someone to protect him from now on!

I have to walk sideways in this universe! Hehehehe!!!"

"Look at you, you're such a loser!" Yondu looked disgusted, which made Star-Lord a little unhappy, "Tsk, so what?"

"So take me one!"

Star-Lord: “..........???” No, I was just bragging. I was the one who called him big brother, and he didn’t deny it. You really want me to lead him!

Star-Lord thought about it carefully. During the process of interacting with the boss, he actually had nothing to do with him. The terms "big brother" and "little brother" could only be said to be when the boss was in a good mood.

As a result, Lao Deng had to take care of him himself. How to take care of him? Should he risk his life? What if this guy got moody and burned himself? What should he do?

Yondu seemed to see what Star-Lord was thinking, and said with some disappointment: "You can't do it, right?"

"What? No way! How can that be possible? Leave it to me. Just imitate me later."

How could Star-Lord, with a mouth harder than diamond, admit that he is not good enough?

So, Star-Lord brought Yongdu to Li Youqian and said in a low voice, "I have been wandering for half my life and have never met a wise master!"

"Me too!"

"If you don't give up, I will serve you."

"I~"

"Stop, stop, Star-Lord, who did you learn this slogan from? Are you trying to stab me with your halberd?"

Li Youqian had a dark look on his face. Star-Lord scratched his head and said, "When I was a kid on Earth, I was looking through things at home and read an oriental novel. There was a person named Lu Bu who said this. It sounded very interesting to me!"

Li Youqian: ........ "Then you must not have finished reading it!, Okay, okay, Yongdu, do you want to follow me?"

"Yes, in fact, just put a name on it. Although you are very low-key, you made the Chitauri betray Thanos and gave the Chitauri a new look.

Your strength has increased so much that, in fact, in the eyes of the big powers, your reputation has become much more famous!

Everyone calls you the Lord of Steel behind your back, because most of your subordinates are cyborgs or robots. Some even say that you are a robot.

I only know your name through my previous connections."

Li Youqian touched his nose. What kind of important nickname is Lord of Steel? He had never heard of Xiao Heizi saying it. No way, those guys were talking about Xiao Heizi, right?

If those so-called big powers knew that the Lord of Steel's name was Xiao Heizi, hahahaha, it would definitely be very interesting.

"Alright, but I have a request! First, dismiss all your subordinates who are not up to par. Otherwise, if you follow me, it will be a disgrace to me!

Don't worry, I will have people replenish your robot warriors, and the quality is absolutely guaranteed. Of course, if you think any of my subordinates are good, you can keep them!

But it's too bad, if you stay, don't get involved!"

"No problem, I promise!" Yondu's face was about to break with laughter. His requirements were not high. Just a few dozen current Chitauri warriors would be enough.

Although today's Chitauri warriors are still mass-produced and famous for their numbers, they are also terrifyingly powerful.

"Second, this Star-Lord is quite interesting. Come hang out with me in the future!"

"Of course! My men and I are following you, and Star-Lord is naturally among them."

Yongdu felt that these conditions were not conditions at all, and each one was very easy.

Star-Lord on the side was jumping up and down, "No, if you say that, I'm just like cargo, you old Deng!"

"Aren't you?" Yongdu answered simply.

This left Star-Lord speechless. The old man was still so vicious, "I am your son!"

"Adopted son, OK?"

"Okay, you are cruel enough!" Star-Lord squatted in place in silence and broke his defense.

Li Youqian nodded and threw a mobile phone to Xingjue, "I made this specially. This phone can be dialed no matter where you are, and it can be connected to the Internet.

My number is in there, you can call me if you need anything, this is the benefit of being my little brother, but there is a price to pay for calling me!"

Then he turned to look at Yondu and said, "I have already informed Heizi, the artificial intelligence that manages the Chitauri, about your matter.

If you go directly to this coordinate, someone will greet you and help you and your men to transform, and at the same time, equip you with some robots.

But everything has a price. When you complete tasks and get something, Xiao Heizi will share it with you. Do you have any objection?"

"No problem, no problem!" Yongdu felt like he was dreaming. It was so simple and he had found a big boss.

Li Youqian couldn't help but shook his head secretly. This was not as good as he thought. Xiao Heizi, I don't know when he started to become a capitalist Xiao Heizi.

Now that you're following me and negotiating a share of the profits with Xiao Heizi, you'll probably have to work for him until you die.

Forget it, everything he earns in the end will be his anyway. Li Youqian looked at the silly-smiling Yondu and Star-Lord and inexplicably felt guilty as if he was bullying fools.

So he decided to leave, "Now that the matter is settled, goodbye!"

As he spoke, a blue portal appeared out of nowhere, and Li Youqian walked straight in and returned to Tony's sea view villa.

Just after closing the portal, Li Youqian's cell phone rang. He dialed the number and heard Star-Lord's voice.

"Holy crap, it actually works! Your location is Earth! Is this thing so useful? You can call me from Earth!"

Li Youqian: .........., "So why did you call me?"

"Ah? Let me try this and see if it works?" Star-Lord seemed to realize that there was something wrong with his behavior.

Li Youqian:............, after a moment of silence, he hung up the phone.

Then three seconds later, the phone rang again.

Li Youqian’s fist hardened.

"Hey, what's wrong?"

"Oh, then I recognize you as my big brother, what do you want to do in the future?"

"You don't need me to raise them, but if you call me for help, you have to give me a collection that will satisfy me, such as today's Cosmic Spirit Ball."

"Oh, that's okay!"

The phone was hung up, and three seconds later, Star-Lord called for the third time.

"Brother, what's your name?"

".............., Li Youqian! Don't bother me if you have nothing to do. If you bother me again, I will turn you into an alien lizard.

The one you were holding earlier!"

Li Youqian hung up the phone directly with a frown on his face. He didn't tell him about the problem before he left, but had to wait until he left to tell him. Next time he called, he would not answer.

If it’s urgent, I’ll definitely make a second call and answer it then!