Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

If you come out to do good, of course you won't just do one thing!

With the information provided by Xiao Heizi, Li Youqian quickly found the nearest police station, and without saying a word, he opened the portal and took Little Spider in.

I saw six strong men on the street, surrounding a revolver and muttering something.

For Spider-Man, his first reaction to this scene was: are these six guys trying to rob him?

But Li Youqian said that as an experienced superhero, one should not look at things superficially!

(Because there are so many stupid people in New York, who knows what they are thinking!)

Li Youqian took Little Spider and walked directly to the six strong men and asked them what they were doing?

They were six strong men with tattoos, and looked difficult to deal with.

But when he heard Li Youqian asking questions, his attitude was quite good and he answered immediately.

"Oh, it's like this, my dad went to the toilet last night, and I don't know where he was shot by someone, and he became paralyzed!

Are we playing the Russian wheel of who's going to take care of him?"

Li Youqian's brain crashed instantly, and Spider-Man's face was full of question marks.

"How do you choose when playing Russian revolver with a revolver? If there is a bullet in it, whoever chooses it will die on the spot, right?

Are you sure about Russian Roulette!

Li Youqian tried to sort out their train of thought. Generally speaking, a Russian revolver is to put a bullet in each of the six slots of a revolver.

Then they just spin around and shoot themselves in the head in order. Whoever is unlucky will die.

But if we choose in this way, who will take care of the paralyzed father?

are you sure?

Li Youqian's brain CPU was a little overheated.

Among the six strong men, a smart one stood up and pointed at himself with complacency.

"How could we be so stupid? I transformed it!

There were five bullets in total, and then each of the six of us fired one shot, and whoever was not hit in the end would take care of the paralyzed dad!"

Li Youqian was shocked for a moment. Looking at his proud eyes, an idea popped into his mind: Could he really be a genius?

And he is a king of ideas. How did he come up with such outrageous ideas?

Spider-Man was also shocked. He originally thought that one person would die, but now five people are dead.

Only the winner can take care of your dad, right? Talent!

Li Youqian gave them a thumbs up. It should be said that this method is quite suitable for them. There are six people in their family. Are there no restrictions on having children in the United States?

No wonder the Purple Sweet Potato Spirit came to New York to snap his fingers. You have seriously exceeded the family planning index!

Then, under the admiring gaze of Spider-Man Parker, Li Youqian gave advice to the six people.

Put your palms and backs of your hands at the same time, use the process of elimination, and the last two people will play rock-paper-scissors to determine the winner. The loser gets to take care of their dad!

The six sturdy men seemed to suddenly realize something and gave Li Youqian a thumbs up, saying that Li Youqian was the real idea king!

Li Youqian:............., I feel like I’m trying to show off in front of a fool, so embarrassing!

This outrageous incident completely diverted Spider-Man Parker's attention. He went home while excitedly complaining about how clever he had just been.

After all, he is still just a student now!

Li Youqian stretched, opened the portal, returned to his large flat, then jumped and landed hard on the big bed.

Lying on the bed with the air conditioner on, I take a long breath. Well, this still feels more like home.

.........

Li Youqian had a good time at Marvel for a few days, and then started to do serious work.

For example, testing the probability of winning good things in a lottery, and the effectiveness of Guang’s oath of singleness.

This is a very important study!

A Guang: My mother tongue is speechless!

Li Youqian first swore a poisonous oath, "I will let Guang be single for the rest of his life in exchange for drawing the time-travel card!"

Ah Guang couldn't help but interrupt, "Believe in science, okay? Don't swear such a vicious oath!

If all else fails, you can swear Tony's oath. Even though he's married, you can swear that he's bald! He has a beer belly! Any vicious oath is fine!"

Li Youqian looked at A Guang who jumped out and sighed, "What a poisonous oath, I can keep it as a backup!

But I still have to use yours now. When you are single for life and it is no longer useful, I will change to something else!"

A Guang:.........

Let’s draw it first!

[Goat Strength: When using this skill, when the slope is not equal to 90%, you can walk on it easily, no matter how slippery the material is!

Comes with BGM when used, Only the mountain knows!

(Why do you climb mountains? Because the mountains are there!)

It’s interesting to see Li Youqian touching his chin. However, this lottery surfing is quite fast, and the remarks are amazing!

One more draw!

[Title of Philosopher: When you use this title, everything you say will be very pretentious!

(Only when you have gone through the seven levels of loneliness can you become a truly strong person. Ever since I got tired of pursuing, I have learned to find it at once. Ever since a headwind hit me, I have been able to withstand the wind from all directions and sail on!)]

Li Youqian felt that he had drawn something good. Isn't this the quote from Pluto in Ultra Beast Armor?

Could it be that after I wear this title, I will be able to speak like Pluto?

Jie Jie Jie! ! !

From now on, anyone who goes against me will not only be unable to beat me, but will also be unable to argue with me. It’s quite exciting just thinking about it!

One more, one more!

[Super-fast electric car for food delivery: With the power of On-Time, the speed of electric cars is beyond your imagination!

Even if you ride a motorcycle and stick your butt out, you can only see my back. 】

Li Youqian took out the prize directly, which was a very ordinary electric car with a box for takeout at the back.

The description of the lottery just now was quite domineering. Li Youqian studied it carefully and found that this thing had a good speed, but it was just good.

Forget it, save it!

Next one!

[King of Zombies: A zombie with star-blasting power. After being summoned, it is under your control and can enhance its strength by sucking a large amount of blood!

(I am introverted and lonely, afraid of sunlight, hate sticky rice, am a stay-at-home, and have no partner!)]

nice one!

Li Youqian successfully obtained a thug, who was quite strong and had super-powerful strength. However, he did not have many subordinates under him.

Although I beat this kind of guy just like a weakling, the following note, what's going on? It's like looking for a partner for a blind date!

One last shot!

[Travel Card: You can travel to a random world! ]

Li Youqian: Hehehe!

A Guang: No!