Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Everyone present was stunned. What the hell? It killed a sophon directly!

Ah! I thought you were going to show off your skills, but you just used your ultimate skill and maxed it out!

The four wall-facers nearby had an inexplicable feeling that it seemed as if Li Youqian's solution to the Three-Body Problem was a piece of cake, so were they just going through the motions as wall-facers?

Taylor, Redias, and Hines: Oh no, I'm the same as Luo Ji!

Luo Ji: Oh my god, you guys are swearing so dirty!

Although the three of them knew that the Trisolarans seemed to want to kill Luo Ji by name, he was just an ordinary university professor after all, and they did not hold any hope for him.

So it can only be used to make up the numbers!

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In the Trisolaran fleet, the Trisolarans are going crazy. What the hell is going on?

He was able to capture the Sophon and has now lost control of one of them.

This unscientific!

And what method was used just now? The theory of parallel worlds and other worlds is also studied by the Three-Body Civilization, taking Sophon as an example.

To make it, protons need to be unfolded in two dimensions, then transformed into a supercomputer through circuit etching, and then converted back to the microscopic eleven dimensions.

After another failed two-dimensional expansion, the Trisolarans were able to perceive some scenes in the two-dimensional space and even came to the conclusion that there was civilization inside the proton, and even that the proton was a world.

So when Li Youqian appeared on Earth without any information, the Trisolarans believed that Li Youqian was a time traveler from another world.

But they really didn't expect that a traveler could capture the sophon alone. What a joke!

It can harvest energy from the vacuum of space, fly at speeds extremely close to the speed of light, and use quantum entanglement to achieve instantaneous communication.

It can also be expanded in two dimensions, but these abilities are ineffective as it is directly bound by the runes and spells in Li Youqian's hands.

A bunch of weird drawings actually have this effect!

The Trisolarans thought of the imaginary abilities in the literature of Earth civilization, such as cultivation, Western fantasy, and magic.

Could it be that these things work in other worlds? The Trisolarans felt their mentality exploded, and their three perspectives collapsed!

Those novels about cultivation and fantasy had better be novels, don’t make a documentary for me!

When the Trisolarans thought of the Earth civilization, they thought of those things in the novels about cultivating immortals: holding the sun and the moon in their hands and picking the stars, and there is no one like me in the world.

Oh no, Li Youqian, can he hold the sun, the moon and the stars in his hands?

When the time comes, he will simply hold up the sun and smash it at the Trisolaran fleet, and the Trisolarans will not be able to withstand it!

The Trisolarans felt that they needed to make plans for Li Youqian and made some changes.

..........

Li Youqian was walking in a castle full of fairy tale atmosphere.

There are snow-capped mountains in the distance from the castle, a lake next to the castle, and grasslands and forests beside the lake.

The golf course has a wine cellar with everything you need, and is also equipped with some living staff.

Li Youqian gave Luo Ji a thumbs up and said, "You are still the best kid, right?"

"That's nothing. I'm planning to ask the country to help me find a partner. My requirements are not high. I just want someone like the one in my dreams, a soul mate that is completely compatible with me!"

Luo Ji seemed a little embarrassed, but there was nothing he could do since it was his fault that such a great thing happened to him.

I have been writing papers for so many years, so what's wrong with enjoying myself for a few years!

Anyway, I have my big brother to take me flying!

In fact, compared to the original work, Luo Ji and his people now control fewer resources, but this is actually the case.

Whatever he asks for can be met promptly, it feels so great!

Li Youqian is hanging around here, followed by a bunch of people. The earth has already understood.

As long as Li Youqian wanted, he could instantly resolve the crisis brought by the Three-Body Civilization, so he boasted and flattered, and was willing to pay any price.

Compared to the four wall-facers who show no hope for the time being, Li Youqian's action is more effective!

Li Youqian stood on an open-air platform in the castle and sighed, "You said, I haven't made any move yet, what do the people in your world say about me?

Will you say I am blackmailing you?"

Several people standing behind him immediately walked out and said, "Hey, that's wrong. You're just lonely at the top. You just want to see the respect and reverence of our Earth civilization!"

"You are truly handsome and powerful, just and kind.

How could you threaten us? We simply cannot understand your position!

How dare I judge your actions when I have never stood at your level? "

Li Youqian: o(￣▽￣)d

In one word, cool!

"Hey, what you said really struck a chord with me! It's so nice to hear.

Okay, okay, I've made up my mind. Find someone who can make the decision and talk to me. Tell me what price you want me to pay.

As long as the price is right, I will destroy the Trisolaran fleet right here and then kick his three suns like balls!"

"It won't be that bad. We are a peace-loving civilization. We just need to destroy their fleet!"

The three guys who were flattering kept talking, and the people around them began to inform their superiors.

Luo Ji on the side exclaimed that he had learned a lot. The flattery was really amazing. They really knew how to talk!

The three flatterers smiled but said nothing. The top leaders on Earth knew that Li Youqian would fall for this kind of flattery, so they specially recruited these three important talents.

If these three were in ancient times, they would definitely become famous treacherous ministers and would be able to praise the emperor to the sky!

Uh, no, what treacherous ministers? If they were in ancient times, the emperors would definitely recognize them as loyal ministers!

They can still distinguish who is loyal and who is treacherous!

Li Youqian: I am very pleased! !

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When Li Youqian formally agreed to take action against the Three-Body Civilization and the need for negotiations came out, the top leaders on Earth were extremely excited.

After psychological and behavioral analysis by various experts, it was found that Li Youqian has a bottom line, although it is relatively flexible.

He generally would not go back on his word, and he was a truly strong man, the kind that was strong enough to ignore an entire civilization.

So it is impossible for him to lie. On the one hand, he is the Trisolaran civilization that wants to invade the Earth, and on the other hand, he is just a human being.

Even if that person has needs, even if he wants to be an emperor or a local tyrant, what does it matter?

After all, this is still the world of Earthlings. Besides, what is the difference between the Wallfacers and the local tyrants? There is no difference at all!

But before they could get excited for long, they received another piece of information that someone was actually trying to steal their money!

Li Youqian looked at the spherical Zhizi that suddenly appeared in front of him, and a line of words began to appear on it.

"Earth civilization can pay the price, and so can we, Trisolarans. We will pay double, and we will pay more!

We can talk, and we can pay!"

The top leaders of Earth Civilization: Shameless old thief! Traitor! Rebel! You actually stole my power.

Don’t you think you are awesome? They say we humans are bugs, so why are you still competing with us for power?

Your powerful and civilized beacon is shattered to pieces!

Luo Ji: Hahahaha, I’ve already made it ashore, you guys must be envious!

A real man should live like this!