Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine
Chapter 271 Textbook-style travel expense reimbursement
The gigantic Li Youqian waved towards the space station before kicking the earth.
The sound, which was extremely unscientific, was transmitted to the ears of everyone in the space station.
"Look, this move is very cool, watch carefully and learn it well!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Youqian's red mental power condensed on the earth and protected it.
After all, it would be bad if the planet was blown up by one kick, so we still need some protective measures.
After taking protective measures, he kicked the red earth directly, and it was kicked into the portal.
Li Youqian squinted his eyes and looked at it carefully. He felt a pang in his heart, as if he had kicked it wrong. The spherical shape of the planet Earth is not perfect!
With a slight hook of the finger, the red earth, which had originally deviated from its orbit, instantly changed direction and reached its intended orbit very accurately.
Li Youqian cheered, "This kick was perfect, it's amazing!"
Liu Peiqiang and his group: The direction was so wrong just now! We are not blind and cannot see!
Humans in the planet's dungeon: Oh my god, why do I feel so dizzy for no reason?
I felt like I was standing in the same place and had rolled around many times!
Li Youqian seemed to have thought of something. He wrapped the space station with his telekinesis and then took it into the portal.
After putting it in the right place, Li Youqian's body continued to shrink and appeared in the space station, speaking to everyone who were stunned by the scene just now.
"How is it? Have you learned it?"
Everyone: It’s useless to learn. It’s useless to learn!
Liu Peiqiang: What a joke! Do you think we can kick a planet away?
Li Youqian looked at MOSS and said with a smile: "Okay, I've helped you. Don't forget about the contract!"
MOSS fell into silence. After communicating with the top leaders on Earth, its tone changed instantly.
"That's natural. This great being is truly the embodiment of kindness and justice~"
Li Youqian: I still prefer your previous rebellious look.
...........
Xiao Heizi is busy with his work and is still dealing with things in the previous world. Therefore, Li Youqian decisively chooses to pull out A Guang and let him lead an army of robots to take charge of this matter.
For example, the specific implementation of the Dark Dimension Contract. Oh, of course, the signing of the contract is absolutely not compulsory and is purely voluntary.
A Guang: I don’t believe you!
A Guang felt that he was convinced. He was a system, but now what had happened to him?
There is a lot of work but no commission. I am still single after living to this age. I even got cheated when I had an online romance. When I am working, I have money and I am happy. I will continue to work!
Now, this dog host of mine has actually learned to outsource work to me and even sent me to fulfill the Dark Contract!
What do they think of me? A beast of burden? Uncle can tolerate this, but aunt can’t!
I think I need to be stronger and learn to say no!
Li Youqian looked at A Guang, who was inexplicably full of resentment, and wondered if this guy had lost his mind again?
"Are you complaining about something?"
"Oh, actually, that's it. I already have a regular job, and this job is not within the scope of my job!"
Ah Guang mustered up his courage and revealed a ferocious expression, but in fact he was extremely cowardly.
Li Youqian was shocked. "No, what do you do every day? In my mind, all I think about every day is sleeping and playing!
I'm asking you to do a job and I feel unfair to you. The system runs automatically, so there is nothing you can do!
If you don't do it, the system will do it!"
Li Youqian was about to create a new A Guang on the spot, but A Guang quickly waved his hands, "Hey, you're just kidding, why are you making a big deal out of it?
I love working the most. If I don’t work for a day, I will feel uncomfortable. I will go now, right now!”
After Guang finished speaking, he brought many robots and went directly to the Earth through the portal. They would go to the underground city on Earth to work and distribute the dark contracts.
In fact, Xiao Heizi could still be dealt with, but Li Youqian felt unhappy when he thought about A Guang messing around in his mind every day.
So he was forced to work. Fortunately, these systems don't need to be used.
Otherwise, the thought of going to the toilet in one's mind is outrageous. If that were the case, Li Youqian would have kicked A Guang far away long ago.
..........
There really aren't any treasures in The Wandering Earth, and its technological level is just so-so. The robots that A Guang brings will also collect the technological knowledge of this world.
Generally speaking, it doesn't matter much. After Li Youqian has helped, he should ask the world consciousness of this world to reimburse his travel expenses and get permanent residency at the same time.
Such behavior requires a lot of technical skills. Li Youqian first coughed lightly to eliminate the portal that A Guang had just entered, and then opened a new one.
Under the gazes of many space station staff members behind Liu Peiqiang, he just disappeared.
Liu Peiqiang: What a pity, I always feel like I missed the opportunity to become an acquaintance!
Li Youqian: Acquaintance? Do you mean very familiar, or ninety percent? According to the original plot, you detonated the space station, so it should be more than very familiar, after all, there is not even a dregs left.
In the summer of 1945, people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki said that they were acquaintances!
.........
Li Youqian first walked in the universe, and then with a pull of his hand, he gathered the huge world consciousness scattered throughout the world and pulled it out.
Then, in this big ball of light, with a confused expression on his face, Li Youqian performed a show, tripped over his left foot and then fell into the universe.
Then he began to cry out, "Oh, my bolero! Oh, my coccyx!
It's all this world's fault. It made me fall. You are the world consciousness of this world, right? Pay me back with world energy, quickly! I also want permanent residency!"
The anthropomorphic brain of the world consciousness began to work rapidly, and then understood the truth of the matter.
World consciousness: Sometimes I really want to call the police. Is this extortion? This is extortion!
And you even stood up while you were talking, your legs didn't hurt anymore, and you were full of energy. Your exaggeration is too fake, can you be more professional? Have some professionalism!
Just as the World Consciousness was about to say something, Li Youqian raised his fist as if he had predicted his prediction.
The world suddenly felt a sense of crisis. It would be devastated if it got hit by this punch!
"I'll pay, I'll pay, how much do you want?"
The world consciousness shed tears of humiliation.
Li Youqian also felt guilty about what he did, but he should let his guilty conscience be his own and collecting the world's energy be his own.
After directly reimbursing his travel expenses, he also extorted a large amount of world energy and permanent residency in this world.
I feel so happy in my heart!
Li Youqian patted the world consciousness and said earnestly: "Don't worry, I have blackmailed you this time, and you are under my protection!
If someone blackmails you, tell me and I promise to help you get justice!"
World Consciousness: To be honest, this is the first time I’ve been blackmailed in all my life. I think there is a 99.99% chance that I won’t be blackmailed.
As for why there is still 0.01%, it may be because he was blackmailed, because the man in front of him hasn’t left yet!
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