Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

The two policemen looked viciously at the black boy who was arrested nearby.

"How dare you say you didn't steal anything! Tell me, where did you put the things?"

The black boy was helpless, "Fuck! I told you, there is only one bed in this place, nothing else.

I'm so poor, I'm ready to give $100 to the owner of this house!"

This guy is a repeat offender. He sneaked into this high-end apartment and was caught by the security guard.

In Country M, the salary for such high-end apartments is quite high, so it is still possible to catch a petty thief.

Of course, if the monthly salary is 3000, it might be a bit difficult to catch a thief!

Security guard, security guard, protect yourself and keep yourself safe, monthly salary is 3000, why risk your life for that?

We can hire them with that little money, and they just need to be in charge of the gate!

But the salary is high enough, so the little thief must be allowed to experience what a free country is like. With the grandmother summoner in hand, the household owner must experience what it means to get what you pay for.

Then they called the police, and several policemen came running over, looking very happy because a big job had finally happened.

After being caught and beaten up, the black guy admitted that he had come there to steal things and even pried open the door, but he argued that he had not succeeded in stealing.

There is nothing in this room except a bed. Which policeman would believe this?

This black boy actually dared to quibble. One of the policemen decided to let this guy experience what the police station's secret technique, the black knee attack, is.

At this moment, a white light flashed, and Li Youqian stretched leisurely and let out a groan.

Then he opened his eyes. At this time, several policemen and a thief in the room looked at Li Youqian in surprise.

The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while!

...........

Li Youqian learned the situation from the police and took a closer look at the flat. In fact, nothing was missing.

Indeed, there is only one bed, and this is just a base in the real world. It is similar to that when you sleep normally, you go to the small world.

Ever since the last time I moved all the things on the big flat to the small world, they have never been restored to their original state.

The thief was quite innocent, and for this reason, after the thief was caught by the security guard, the robot left in Marvel quickly checked him.

It was discovered that the thief did not steal anything, so the police were called in to handle the case.

Come to think of it, if there wasn't only one bed in this large flat, there wouldn't be any protective measures, otherwise how could this little thief have gotten in.

Li Youqian waved his hand and was about to tell the truth. At this time, the black boy who had been standing by shouted excitedly: "Bicycle King, I am your fan! You will definitely tell the truth, right?"

Li Youqian:........Why are nice nicknames never as popular as these bad nicknames?

It's outrageous!

As for my little black fans, I will teach you a lesson about the dangers of society!

"How can there be only one bed? I moved in with just my luggage. Everything that should be there is here. Great!"

Li Youqian's words made this little black fan look shocked and puzzled.

Only those who have wronged you know how wronged you are!

The thief was dragged away by the police. They wanted to find the property management of the apartment to obtain the original information of the large flat, and then make the thief pay compensation and sentence him.

Li Youqian whistled, opened the portal and walked straight in. Opposite was the Justice League headquarters.

The people in the Justice League headquarters were quite busy, and Li Youqian took a closer look.

Captain America Rogers was shooting a commercial, and Li Youqian took a look from the side of the studio.

Rogers looked at the camera and said speechlessly: "Hello, I'm Soldier Boy Bah! Captain America!

Damn! The whole world knows who I am, and you asked me to do this! What a fucking idiot! "

Li Youqian clicked his tongue twice, the telegraph captain's performance was still exceptionally stable!

"Hey, Rogers, what commercial are you shooting for?"

“Fuck! You, the missing person, are finally back. Oh, don’t mention it!

Let me shoot an advertisement that promotes quality and civilization and educates children, such as not swearing, not fighting, and studying hard!

I'm so ****ed!"

Li Youqian:........, who was so smart to come up with the idea of ​​letting the telegraph captain shoot this kind of advertisement!

Why don't you let Nick Fury, the dark-blooded guy, star in a skin-whitening commercial?

"Where is Tony? Where is he picking up girls again?" Li Youqian looked carefully at the Justice League headquarters and found that Tony was not there at all.

Captain America Rogers hesitated for a long time, swearing and cursing, and finally finished filming, then he ran out.

After hearing what Li Youqian said, he quickly looked around and said, "I dare not say this! I dare not say this! If Little Lajiao hears this, it will be terrible!"

"Tsk, last time, I saw him harassing staff at the headquarters, asking a woman how old she was.

The woman answered directly, "Now it's D, look how much I've spent, I'm embarrassed to say it!"

Li Youqian complained mercilessly, and then Rogers' smiling face suddenly froze and he spoke seriously.

"That's what the woman said herself. Tony originally just wanted to ask her how old she was?

Because she looks too young, they are afraid that the Justice League headquarters will recruit child laborers.

Besides, it is your responsibility to resist childish beauty. Tony is not such a perverted person!"

Rogers blinked frantically, and Li Youqian suddenly found the key point, "Isn't it you, me, and him who are responsible? Why is I missing?"

Rogers:............., Oh no, you found out all this!

But he still blinked rapidly, and Li Youqian looked back with a stiff head.

Oh oh, Pepper Potts stood behind the two of them with an expressionless face, then turned and left.

Li Youqian looked at Rogers seriously and patted him on the shoulder. "We didn't say anything today!"

"I understand, I understand, I understand. I don't like childish beauty either!" Rogers understood immediately and reached a cooperation with Li Youqian.

Then, Rogers told Li Youqian where Tony was now.

During this period, a new president of Country M was elected. He was a wealthy tycoon named Jianguo Chuan.

Tony was very supportive and now attended a meeting with him. Rogers even pointed to the TV nearby and said, "Look, it's on TV right now!"

Li Youqian glanced over there and was stunned for a moment. The man on TV was wearing a red scarf and had his black hair dyed gold for his country.

He had a bit of the aura of an old friend, which made Li Youqian panic.

What is this, a weird Marvel King of Understanding! And the name, is it really that outrageous?

Happy!

Li Youqian took a look and found out what year Marvel was in now? 2017. Before he traveled through time, King of Understanding was also elected in 2017.

It's too thin. If this guy becomes president in the future, there will be a lot of videos of him doing this!

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