Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Spider-Man reacted quickly, but he underestimated Li Youqian and Captain America's gossipy nature.

There was no time to stop the two of them. His dark history had already been widely circulated, and he was an autistic emo in the corner.

Everyone stopped teasing the little spider. Joking is not good if it is overdone. It should be done in moderation and depends on the person's personality.

After being laughed at by everyone, Spider-Man will just be emo for a while, and then he will return to his full energy state after a while.

In Li Youqian's opinion, Spider-Man is still too young and embarrassed. As long as he is not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed because they are too young.

Li Youqian watched Captain America on the side and received the document, which seemed to be about today's Justice League hotline.

He took a casual look and froze in place.

The matter that Captain America dealt with today was that a man thought his good brother was gay, so he picked up a big kitchen knife and wanted to cut off his brother's penis.

His brother refused, so the two of them started fighting. The noise was so loud that people around them called the Justice League hotline.

Captain America went over, beat up both of them, and then sent them to the police station.

Now the police station has sent over the documents for formal follow-up processing. According to the investigation by the police and doctors, it was found that the man’s brother was normal and that man was gay.

During this period, the man felt that his brother was becoming more and more handsome, so he suspected that he was seducing him. In order to help his brother, the man wanted to chop off his brother's penis.

Then it will be convenient for the two of them to live happily together!

Li Youqian:.............., I know these characters, why do they look so niche and unfamiliar when combined together?

The mental state of the M country is really getting more and more advanced! Freedom is really free.

That man's brother is in a very miserable situation. Not only is he targeted by Nantong, but Nantong also wants to kill his own brother.

So men should also pay attention to safety in society!

............

It's obviously been a pretty easy time for everyone, but Tony is planning on doing something big.

That's right, Tony is going to propose to Pepper Potts. He confessed his love to her by showing her a diamond ring last year.

But before that, various things happened that affected Tony's arrangements. After he finally had some free time, that bastard Li Youqian disappeared again.

Now that his good brother is back and things are almost ready, Tony decides to hold the wedding.

It’s quite happy to be a good friend of your brother when he gets married, and you can even have a feast together, which is pretty good.

Everyone who learned the news gave Tony their blessings, even Captain America who sent telegrams every day was no exception.

Everyone felt something strange when watching Captain America say his blessings. Perhaps he felt uncomfortable being stared at by everyone.

I also knew why everyone was looking at me with strange eyes, so I explained it.

"Oh, I like to swear, but it's actually for my mental health.

Everyone swears, but only when you speak out your dirty words will your mouth become clean. In short, if you swallow your dirty words, your heart will become dirty. "

Everyone:..........

The Justice League headquarters was filled with a cheerful atmosphere, but there was one exception, and that person was Happy, Tony's bodyguard and good brother.

Li Youqian noticed that he had a complicated expression and didn't know what he was thinking, so he comforted him.

"What's going on? Tony is getting married, and you, a single guy, are in for a treat!"

Happy:........., you can talk!

"I expected Tony and Pepper to get married. I have watched Tony grow up, and although I am very emotional about his marriage,

But it won’t be a big deal. Okay, what do you mean by single? I’m not a single! "

Happy seemed to have thought of something and smiled. Li Youqian was shocked. "Ah! Happy, you found someone?"

As soon as these words came out, Tony rushed over and said, "Is this true? You are hiding it very well!

No wonder when you and Spider-Man went to Germany some time ago, Parker watched a paid movie, but you swore that you didn't watch it!

So you found someone!"

Little Spider in the Corner: ........? ? ? "No, Happy, you told me not to tell anyone! Hey, don't say it so loudly!"

Spider-Man swooped down and covered Tony's mouth. Tony waved his hands and said, "It was just a slip of the tongue. It was just a slip of the tongue. Don't say it anymore. Don't say it anymore. Pajama baby, don't get so excited!"

Spider-Man stood aside. He was also very curious about Happy's partner. How come he didn't know when Happy had a partner?

Tony was worried that Spider-Man was too young and couldn't handle many things well, so he often asked Happy for help.

So Happy and Spider-Man are very familiar with each other. How come he doesn't know about it? How strange!

Happy coughed awkwardly twice, "Well, we just have a crush on each other, we can't be considered a couple!"

"Then you have to work hard. Do you need me to give you some advice?" Tony said that he is experienced and is definitely not one of those love strategists who never go to the battlefield and cheat people.

The national server Playboy’s battle record can be checked. Who doesn’t know his name as a Playboy?

Li Youqian rolled his eyes and said, "You may have a lot of money, but your experience in dating is not universal!

If you ask me, isn't Valentine's Day coming up soon? Why don't you just confess your feelings and give it a try?

A man should strike when he needs to!"

"I'm afraid of failure, right? How can I express my feelings so that I can be 100% successful?"

Happy sighed. It was because of this that he had a complicated expression on his face. Tony was already married, but he was still struggling over whether to confess his feelings or not?

Li Youqian's brain was working rapidly, and suddenly he had an idea in his mind, "Hey, I have a plan!"

"Stop, put away your little tricks!" Happy felt that Li Youqian was up to something.

"Oh, trust me, it's right, don't confess your feelings first, confess your hatred first,

You say I don’t like you, and if she says, I don’t like you either, then you have successfully shown your disdain for her!

This is called mutual betrayal. You can mistake each other for each other and then celebrate the enemy's day together!

If your confession fails, there is only one result, that is, the other person likes you, then your confession is successful, oh, flawless!

In this way, if your confession fails, you can still say that you are being mean, and if your confession succeeds, you can say that it is just a little hobby. It is perfect!"

After hearing this, Happy was shaken. It seemed to make sense. Besides, as a man, the strongest part of a man is his mouth.

When the confession fails, having a stubborn excuse is indeed very attractive.

Tony's mouth twitched, "Don't listen to him, he is not reliable at all, you should think about it carefully!

Normally, if you two have feelings for each other, it will definitely work!"

"Happy, Happy! You haven't told me yet, who is the person you like?" Spider-Man was a little curious.

Happy's eyes were erratic, "Haha, you'll know later, don't worry, I'll treat you well in the future!"

The little spider looked confused: I always feel like something is weird.

Li Youqian touched his chin and knew who it was. Could it be Aunt May? But didn't he save Uncle Parker? What's the matter, Happy? Are you trying to steal my girlfriend?