Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine
Chapter 345 It’s broken, I’m an outsider
As soon as Li Youqian returned to Wayne Manor, he saw the hall was dark. Bruce, wearing a Batman suit, was hiding in the darkness, tiptoeing quietly and moving slowly.
His movements were silent and very fast. He ran quickly behind Li Youqian and then posed motionlessly, like a statue.
"Well, actually I can see clearly at night. It turns out that you move in this posture when you appear and disappear like a ghost!"
This sentence broke Bruce's defense, and with a snap, the lights in the hall were turned on by the butler Ah Fu.
He couldn't help but pat Bruce's shoulder and said, "Stop playing tricks and get down to business, sir!"
Bruce changed the subject very stiffly, wearing his mask and speaking slowly and confidently in his deep voice.
"You killed someone in Gotham City? You crossed the line. Lee has money!"
"You are wrong. I only invite them to be guests in my Human Emperor Flag!" Li Youqian said as he waved his hand, and a golden flag slowly appeared.
Then hundreds of people appeared inside, screaming madly and looking like evil spirits. They were a little translucent and seemed to be ghosts. After appearing for a few seconds, they were sucked into the Human Emperor Flag.
Bruce:.......
He was alarmed. What the hell was this? Many of them looked familiar.
After all, he often cracks down on criminals and sends them to prison, and Gotham City is dark from top to bottom.
Criminals like these, as long as they are willing to spend money and have some connections, will be released within a few days. Then Bruce will crack down on criminals again, and after doing this many times, it will have an impact.
This is definitely not a visit. I'm afraid that the souls of these people have been captured and put into that small flag?
I originally thought you only killed people, but I didn't expect that you would even kill souls now, which is even more dangerous!
“You are abusing me!”
"Hey, come here and tell me, have I abused you?" Without saying a word, Li Youqian pulled out the soul of a robber whom he had just killed while taking a walk from the Human Emperor Flag.
The state of this soul is not bad. The ghosts in the Human Emperor Flag are devouring and tearing each other apart. Generally, the fragile souls of these ordinary people will soon be torn apart by thousands of ghosts.
Intelligence will disappear very quickly, but this robber's soul is lucky enough to still have a little bit of intelligence, although it will soon disappear after a while.
The soul of the robber was extremely brutal and full of bloodshed when he first came out, but when he saw Li Youqian, he instantly became honest, his eyes became clear and stupid, and then he shook his head decisively.
Bruce was very calm, "Look at the way he's trembling, I know you're threatening him!"
Robber Soul:.......? ? ? ? Don’t mess with me!
Li Youqian turned around and looked at the robber's soul. "Oh, did I threaten you? Who is threatening you?"
The robber suddenly had an idea and stretched out his phantom hand, pointing at Batman.
Batman: What a DC version of calling a horse a zebra!
He knew that he couldn't get anything out of him. This guy was very thick-skinned. Although he only attacked criminals now, it was hard to say what would happen in the future. Batman felt the pressure was increasing.
If there was a way to check and balance this guy, he would not be under so much pressure. However, as Li Youqian summoned the mysterious flag, he knew that he had to update his suit again.
Damn it! He had just designed the anti-Li Youqian No. 87 uniform, but it was abandoned halfway because he had to consider the soul aspect.
He had no choice but to throw out some harsh words and turn away.
"Don't let me know that you attacked innocent people! Otherwise, even God will bleed!"
Bruce then walked towards the Batcave with firm steps, and heard movement behind him.
"Afu! Look at Bruce, he's like a primary school student. Am I the kind of person who attacks innocent people? I will only attack if someone offends me!"
"Men, no matter how old they are, are a little immature and childish. Plus, I've been under a lot of pressure lately. Please forgive me!"
Ah Fu responded with a smile, and Li Youqian gave him a thumbs up for his insightful comments, "That makes sense, just like men's psychology is actually children's psychology!"
"Hey, you dog! Host, do you want to eat donuts? They are so delicious!"
The Husky version of A Guang, a dog eating a donut in each hand with relish.
Li Youqian was so annoyed that he said, "Go away, go away! You are a dog, walking upright and eating donuts. Is this ok? Do you think you are Black? Black is a white dog!"
"Haha, isn't it because it's more convenient to eat donuts this way? Wait! I'm not a real dog!"
A Guang was anxious. Why did he feel like he was being tricked?
Li Youqian patted his dog's head, "Oh, don't dwell on these details!"
The sight of a Husky eating a donut while standing is so funny!
Li Youqian on the side laughed out loud, and Ah Fu also smiled. Wayne Manor somehow had more of a living atmosphere and was not as depressing as before.
It reminded Alfu of Bruce's childhood, his lost youth. No matter how precocious and mature Bruce was, he would do some funny things when he was a child.
Bruce walking towards the Batcave: Oh no, I'm an outsider, what a weird warm atmosphere.
I shouldn't be in the halls of Wayne Manor, I should be in the Batcave.
At this moment, a singing voice came from behind him, "The world isolates me, let it ridicule me, I just keep silent!"
Another voice sounded, "Snowflakes are falling, the north wind is blowing."
From the sound, you can tell it’s Li Youqian and the talking dog singing and creating spiritual pollution.
Bruce was a little upset and a little angry at Youyi. In addition, Li Youqian had been teasing him from time to time these days, so he decided not to go to the Batcave first and go out to protect Gotham City.
(?▼Benefit▼)
Tonight in Gotham City, criminals discovered that Batman, who usually could only knock them out and suffer minor injuries, struck particularly hard today, breaking at least a few of his bones.
No, who offended him? Which criminal boss suddenly appeared? Batman was so harsh, and his mood was not right!
Even the hooligans and gang members who didn't have time to commit crimes today were slapped when they saw Batman!
To use an old Eastern saying, when the city gate is on fire, the fish in the pond will suffer as well!
............
After a busy night, Master Bruce returned to Wayne Manor with a tired face, and then headed to the Batcave, ready to continue studying the battle suit and analyzing Li Youqian.
To be honest, even though Bruce says he is an ordinary person, he is not ordinary at all.
Which normal person can be a hero, punish evil and promote good, and fight criminals at night, and handle company affairs and be a playboy during the day, and even have time to exercise? What a time management master!
In this respect, he is simply a superman!
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