Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Li Youqian saw the news and immediately called Saitama over, "Hurry up and take a look at this news. It's making me laugh to death."

Saitama has become a B-class hero during this period and does not need to complete a fixed task every week.

So Saitama developed his spirit of playing slackers, and when he had nothing to do, he just followed Li Youqian around to hang out. But now Li Youqian was either reading books or fighting monsters.

Saitama was quite bored during this period, and suddenly heard some interesting news, so he rushed over happily.

The next second, his expression twisted, "Ah! Damn it, this group of bald guys are ruining the reputation of bald guys. What does it mean to stay away from bald guys?

No, I want to bring them to justice and let the public know that there are heroes among bald men."

Saitama put on his shit-yellow uniform angrily, "Li Youqian, use the Anywhere Door quickly. We must not let these guys who ruin the reputation of bald men escape! By the way, are you going or not?"

Li Youqian took out the Anywhere Door from his back and opened it. "Forget it, go ahead. I have something to do."

"Oukeke." Saitama said without even turning his head. He had never seen him so active before.

Li Youqian helped Saitama close the door, then opened it again, changed the destination, and walked in.

......

In the space behind Li Youqian, Mosquito Girl felt that she was unlucky and was almost starving to death. It was as if that bastard had forgotten about her.

Help! If no one comes, I will starve to death! Give me some blood, or at least give me some food. I won't recover from my injuries first, just don't let me starve to death!

The Mosquito Girl has now changed from red to white. In order to survive, the Mosquito Girl directly forced herself to degenerate.

The Mosquito Girl, who was weak and groggy, suddenly heard some noise and looked up quickly.

"Brother, you are finally here. If you don't come, I will die. Give me blood!"

Li Youqian looked at the extremely miserable Mosquito Girl, nodded with pity, and moved aside.

Revealing ten big fat pigs behind him.

Mosquito Girl: "......? You don't want me to suck pig blood?"

Li Youqian nodded as a matter of course, "You can suck the blood of animals in the forest, so why can't you suck the blood of pigs?"

That's what I forced my little pets to suck and then processed before eating. You're just asking me to hold a pig and chew it. How can it be the same?

The mosquito girl was furious and said stiffly: "Otherwise you can just give me some food or instant noodles."

Li Youqian really didn't expect that Mosquito Girl could eat instant noodles, but after looking at the big fat pig behind him, he rejected Mosquito Girl's suggestion.

"No, that won't work. Wouldn't it be a waste if I bought these big fat pigs? Hurry up and suck their blood, so I don't have to bleed myself."

Li Youqian planned to give these pigs to Genos after the Mosquito Girl had finished sucking the pigs so that he could make a few more dishes.

The mosquito girl pounced on the big fat pigs with an ugly look on her face and began to suck their blood. The blood of ten big fat pigs barely allowed the mosquito girl to recover.

But her face was still very pale and her body looked very weak.

The mosquito girl said impatiently: "I am now fully recovered, please let me go."

Li Youqian refused directly, "No, you are a weirdo. What if you suck human blood again after you get out?"

The mosquito girl kept complaining in her heart, saying that a dog will always eat shit, how vulgar.

"You clearly said that before, and you don't keep your word? You are a hero."

Li Youqian remained calm and said, "You are a weirdo. Do you believe in heroes? How about this? Help me build a house in this space, and I will give you the materials later."

The mosquito girl said excitedly: "Once it's built, will you let me out?"

“No.” Li Youqian’s shamelessness was written all over his face.

The mosquito girl was a little angry and seemed to have almost forgotten Li Youqian's strength. "Then why should I help you build it?"

Li Youqian pointed to the space around him and said, "I am the only one who can let you out. If you don't do it, I will have no choice but to destroy you."

Mosquito Girl's body stiffened for a moment. As an excellent villain, she instantly showed her characteristics of bullying the weak and fearing the strong, and being able to bend and stretch.

"Promise to complete the mission, boss!"

Li Youqian was very satisfied with this and said, "Work hard and don't be lazy."

Li Youqian was originally planning to spend time building a house in the space, but unfortunately he was too lazy, bah! His time was too precious, so he never did it.

Now there is a victim!

Under the unwilling gaze of the Mosquito Girl, Li Youqian disappeared into space.

At this time, in the room outside, the TV news was showing that the Taoyuan Group had injured the unlicensed knight hero who was ranked first in Class C.

Li Youqian looked at the man lying on the ground on TV, wearing a green helmet and simple brown armor, and subconsciously touched his chin.

The Unlicensed Knight is a man of strong will and can be considered a true hero, but unfortunately, his own strength is too weak.

In the world of One Punch Man, there is no way for ordinary people to become stronger. No matter how much they train, without talent and opportunity, they will be cannon fodder at best.

However, the Unlicensed Knight is a qualified experiment.

Li Youqian seemed to have thought of something and took out a potion from the space.

Li Youqian gained a lot in the Marvel and One Punch Man worlds, but unfortunately the time was too short.

The king of biceps, monster cells, bio-modification technology, and abomination, four completely different things.

Li Youqian wants to make up for his shortcomings by taking advantage of others' strengths. He has even made only one potion and is just lacking a test product. He will then ask the Unlicensed Knight what he thinks.

......

The Unlicensed Knight smiled and said goodbye to the doctor behind him. The Unlicensed Knight was often injured due to heroic activities, even more frequently than other heroes.

As frequent visitors to the hospital, the doctor and the Unlicensed Knight are actually very familiar with each other. He was just persuading the Unlicensed Knight not to fight so hard next time, as there are stronger heroes who can handle such things.

The unlicensed rider smiled but said nothing, pushed his bike, said hello, and left the hospital.

The unlicensed knight touched the bandage on his head and sighed, because he was often injured and it cost too much to go to the hospital.

It looks like I can only eat instant noodles this week, but I can’t stop exercising!

The Licenseless Knight decided to strengthen his training in the future. In fact, a hero as motivated as the Licenseless Knight could be just an ordinary person.

After training, helping citizens, and completing tasks over a long period of time, you can always become a B-level hero.

Buy some high-tech equipment, or find some famous teachers to teach you, learn martial arts, or do fitness, there is always a way to improve your strength.

Then do some relatively simple tasks and life can actually be pretty good.

But the unlicensed knight can never bear to see disasters, and the sense of justice in his heart always drives him to go to disaster sites that he cannot handle.

So getting hurt is a common thing, and getting hurt costs money, and if you spend too much money you become poor.

And without money, there is no way to buy high-tech weapons, etc. All an unlicensed knight can do is train.

Unfortunately, the unlicensed knight has no talent for the least expensive training, so he can only do what he thinks is right.

Although time has passed, some people admire the Unlicensed Knight and he is qualified enough to make him a B-class hero.

However, the Unlicensed Knight refused because he found that he was not strong enough to qualify.

Maybe I can barely become a B-class hero, and then complete some simple tasks, and my life will be a little better.

But the Unlicensed Knight thought that it would be better to let some newcomers with potential become B-class heroes so that he would not fight for the qualification.

This strange sense of justice doesn't actually help others much, and the Hero Association doesn't lack the money to pay the salary of a B-level hero.

Just like in some missions, unlicensed knights are just a drag.

However, the Unlicensed Knight simply refused to be promoted to a B-class hero, and always rushed to mission locations that he could not solve.

I want to contribute a little, even if it's just a little.