Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Li Youqian has a very long nickname, which shows his Bigger, the clear and stupid Barry, who only knows to admire and is ready to think of a few more nicknames for himself and then promote them.

The mature and experienced superheroes Batman Bruce and Wonder Woman Diana have extracted key information from their nicknames.

What a time traveler, an S-class hero, the Lord of the Iron Empire, the behind-the-scenes boss of the Righteous Alliance, it’s terrifying when you think about it!

Diana felt that this guy was not simple, but shrugged and said, "Anyway, we just met.

Joining your team to resist the impending crisis facing the earth is a bit too outrageous. I find it hard to believe you without the Lasso of Truth!"

Li Youqian patted Bruce and Barry on the shoulder, "Bruce, little Barry! We are all old superheroes, we came from swords and guns!

Let's not lose face! Isn't it better to be more serious and tell the truth? We superheroes are afraid to tell the truth!"

Bruce and Barry suddenly felt a surge of courage in their hearts. "Grass (a kind of plant!), bring it!"

Then Bruce reacts, wait, what is this weird feeling?

Then he turned to look at Li Youqian, "You have to take it too!"

"OK, there will be no problem. I will definitely not lose face!" Li Youqian scanned the Lasso of Truth with his telekinesis. This thing wanted him to tell the truth.

It was really an old lady who got into bed and made me laugh!

Bruce, Barry, and Lee have money. The three of them hold the Lasso of Truth together. Bruce explains that the Kryptonians are about to invade the earth and that there are indeed Kryptonians on earth.

Although that person was born and raised on Earth, his position remains to be verified, but the abilities he demonstrated include a body of steel, super strength, and so on.

According to the information provided by Li Youqian, Kryptonians can fly, have super strength, super speed, steel bodies, and can even awaken cyclops, among other super powers. They are very tricky!

Diana's expression became more and more serious as she listened. Aren't Kryptonians too perverted? This is simply cheating!

Although they have many super powers, Kryptonians are a race, and all races are so awesome!

I originally thought that the Amazon people’s natural physical fitness was several times stronger than that of ordinary people, which was already amazing enough, but I didn’t expect there was something even more amazing!

Diana said that the world does not allow such a powerful race to exist.

She nodded and agreed to join Batman Bruce's team.

Bruce smiled, good, everything was going according to plan.

Suddenly, Li Youqian let out a wicked laugh, grabbed the Lasso of Truth in his hand, and without saying a word, he pulled the rope on Barry and Bruce's hands and tied a knot.

"Tell me quickly, what's your dark history? Any embarrassing things? Or anything that you can't tell others?"

Diana: ............, I feel like this team is a bit unreliable.

Bruce and Barry: They looked shocked and incredulous that this guy would do this.

They both struggled to break free from the ropes of the Lasso of Truth, but their mouths were no longer under their control and they started talking, and even their expressions were out of their control.

Bruce smiled confidently, showing the smile of a strong man, "I am naturally conceited and will never apologize to anyone. I am the coolest!"

Li Youqian: “Oh oh oh~”

Diana: It seems like I have tasted the melon!

Barry lamented that he had eaten the melon, and waved his hands around in anxiety, forgetting that he could still enter the speed force.

Unfortunately, no matter how fast you wave your hands, you will still say what you need to say.

He made a big revelation, "I have always wanted to find a partner, but I don't have anyone at my age, sob, sob, I am still a virgin!

My crotch is super bulging, and I show it to everyone I see, but unfortunately my values ​​don’t allow me to do that! ”

Li Youqian and Diana smiled when they heard the first sentence, and they couldn't help laughing when they heard the second sentence.

Diana even stepped back. Although this guy told the truth and his upbringing and values ​​did not allow him to do that, what he said was quite perverted.

For a moment, Barry felt that his life was over, and he wanted to use the speed force to leave here, no, to leave this point in time.

Social death!!!

When Bruce saw Barry's miserable appearance, he immediately sped up his movements and was in a panic, but unfortunately his mouth still didn't obey him.

"My Batman look is actually to make up for my childhood trauma. My parents' affairs have always made me sad.

For me, there are only 363 days in a year because there is no Father’s Day or Mother’s Day! ”

Diana felt a little uneasy. What the hell was this topic?

Li Youqian: Official complaints are indeed the most deadly.

This statement was so hellish that he was kind enough to untie Bruce and Barry's Lasso of Truth with a simple wave.

Bruce and Barry: We were going to solve it anyway, assholes!

Li Youqian looked at the two men's angry eyes, coughed lightly, whistled, and looked at Diana.

"Your Lasso of Truth works pretty well!"

"Haha, that's it!" Diana silently moved away from Li Youqian, and then saw Bruce and Barry, one from the left and the other from the right, attacking him at the same time.

Originally, Barry was reluctant to take action, but when he saw Bruce's decisive action, and thought about Li Youqian's unfathomable strength, he thought that he should be thick-skinned and could not be killed.

The two of them decisively fought in a group!

Unfortunately, Barry discovered that this guy ran faster than him!

This guy was moving around the room, and he couldn't catch up with him at all. Bruce, a friendly soldier next to him, threw a punch at him and then gave up.

He had no choice but to stop, and then he saw Li Youqian also stop, then stretched and said with a smile.

"The speed is good, but unfortunately, brother needs more practice!"

Then he dodged the charged version of the bat dart thrown by Bruce.

"I almost forgot about you. You need to practice more!"

Barry: ......

Bruce:......

"Okay, okay, it's just a joke. I also have the Lasso of Truth, so I'm going to share what bad and embarrassing things I've done, okay?"

Li Youqian coughed twice, with a guilty look on his face, and then picked up the Lasso of Truth.

Barry and Bruce then stopped.

Then he said with a serious face: "If you say that I have done anything embarrassing or bad, well ~ really not!

I am such a good person! Although I am handsome, I am also strong and have good character~"

"No, you're not affected by the Lasso of Truth, right?" Bruce even swore, his face as black as charcoal.

Diana offered another opinion, "Maybe this guy is too confident and narcissistic, and thinks he is just like that!"

Li Youqian, who was praising himself, became anxious when he heard this, "I am not affected by this, what do you mean by being too narcissistic?

You slander me, slander me! "

Then he saw Bruce and Barry gritting their teeth.

Li Youqian casually threw the Lasso of Truth to Diana, then pointed his finger and a portal appeared.

He rushed in directly, "Okay, guys, stop wasting time, let's go and find other friends!"

Bruce and Barry followed closely behind, aggressively.

Diana caught the Lasso of Truth with a smile on her face, but she had roughly analyzed the situation in her mind.

Bruce and Barry are most likely the real teammates in the team.

Li Youqian should be very strong, very strong, so strong that he is not affected by his own Lasso of Truth.

However, he seems to be just a fun guy, and he is not from this world. His stance is very strange and he may not be reliable.

However, if we want to build good relationships and face the impending crisis, such strong people will be a great help.

Bruce and Barry rushed in, and Bruce might just want to use this method to bring them closer.

Men can become good friends by playing around and being humiliating to each other, but they have to be careful about the limits.

I'm afraid only the silly Barry really wants to avenge himself for being cheated!