Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine
Chapter 366 Even if you jump into the Yellow River, you won’t be able to escape
In the early morning, Bruce, looking tired after a busy day, returned to Wayne Manor and decided to have a cup of coffee to refresh himself before upgrading his equipment.
Coffee helped him a lot. In ancient times, this stuff was fed to slaves, cattle and horses to make them more endurance, less hungry and more productive.
Of course, even with the development of today's times, the effect of coffee is still similar.
It's just that he has changed from a cow and horse in the real sense to a working cow and horse, while he should be considered a cow and horse among superheroes.
As a result, as soon as they arrived at the lobby of Wayne Manor, they realized something was wrong: Li Youqian was grinning evilly and Ah Fu looked worried.
Bruce looked at Li Youqian in surprise. At this hour, why was he not staying up late playing games but smiling at him for no reason?
really weird!
"Afu, same as always, a cup of coffee!"
In fact, he didn't need to say anything, Ah Fu had already provided him with a drink. He walked over, picked up the cup and took a closer look.
The water is red, it seems to be wolfberry from oriental countries!
Bruce:???
"Why is it wolfberry water? Where's the coffee?"
“Hey, Master, stop pretending! Mr. Li has already told me that you look pale and have been very irritable recently. It is very likely that you are physically weak.
Why don’t you stop staying up late during this period, take some time off, let me make up for it, and then find a wife. Master, if you don’t get married, I’m afraid I won’t be able to take care of your children in this life!
Master, I am old too!"
Alfu had a sad face. As an almighty butler, he actually knew that Bruce was not weak, at least he couldn't have kidney deficiency, even though he stayed up late every day.
But Bruce never stopped taking all kinds of good things and supplements, and he also insisted on exercising.
However, this is a good excuse, and it's a good opportunity for him to find a partner.
Bruce is not young anymore, and Alfu is worried to death.
Li Youqian was gloating and adding fuel to the fire. He was originally just complaining behind the scenes, but he didn't expect Ah Fu to react so strongly. It was interesting.
"That's right, Bruce, you can't do it! You're not healthy, don't be embarrassed to say it, you need to make up for it!
Besides, look at Clark now hooking up with that reporter Lois, showing off their affection on Twitter every day. He even became a reporter for his girlfriend!"
"No, when have I ever been weak? I beat up a bunch of big guys every day, and I'm still weak?"
Bruce was a little anxious. Men were creatures that could never be said to be incapable.
Li Youqian shrugged, "There's an old saying that goes, 'Masters are among the common people, while failures are in the underworld!
If you are so weak that you can't even beat a few gangsters, then it's over. I will have to eat your meal instead of watching you take supplements!"
Brusky didn't want to argue with Li Youqian anymore. This guy must have done it on purpose. As for Ah Fu.
He could also guess what he was thinking. Ah Fu was like a second father to him, so he could understand why he wanted Ah Fu to get married early.
But he really doesn't have the energy to focus on this aspect now, and it's not like he doesn't have female companions, but those people can't rise to the level of getting married and having children.
When Bruce was thinking about how to stabilize Ah Fu, Li Youqian suddenly stretched out his finger, "Hey, I have a plan! Can you tell whether you are weak or not?
The choice is yours, come out, A Guang! "
With a whoosh, Ah Guang's mouth was stuffed with egg yolk pie, and he was being pulled over by Li Youqian's telekinesis with a speechless look on his face!
"Come on, A Guang, give him a massage on the soles of his feet. I taught you before, you know how to do it, right? Go hard at his kidney reflex area!"
"No, you really treat me like a dog! I am a system~"
Li Youqian stretched out his fist and said, "I'll beat you up if you don't do it!"
"Press it!" A Guang looked at Li Youqian winking at him and silently paid tribute to Bruce in his heart.
Now that one person is in charge and they have been around for a long time, they can be considered to have a tacit understanding with each other. The meaning of the winking eyes is very clear!
Bruce looked at a dog, stood up, stretched out his paw, pointed at the sofa, and motioned him to lie there.
He was in a dilemma, so he gritted his teeth and said, "Press it, press it harder, don't act like you haven't eaten!"
A Guang: Haha, you’ve piqued my interest!
After Bruce lay down, took off his shoes and soaked his feet, A Guang threw a powerful dog punch at him.
Precisely tap on the kidney reaction area!
Bruce said calmly, "You can't do this, are you not full?"
Li Youqian looked at his clenched fists and his mouth which was harder than steel, and couldn't help but sigh.
This guy is a ruthless person! The dog body controlled by A Guang is extraordinary and can explode stars.
As long as A Guang thought about it, he would have to grimace at the sight of Superman.
Although A Guang controlled the strength because Batman was an ordinary person.
But it is definitely not ordinary strength. He had a blank expression on his face. Although he clenched his fists, exposing himself, there was no doubt that his willpower was definitely at the level of Superman.
Ah Fu also obviously noticed this and asked tentatively, "Master, how about we forget it?"
"No, press it for an hour after you're done!" Bruce said with gritted teeth.
Li Youqian, Afu, Aguang and a dog looked at each other in bewilderment.
An hour later, Li Youqian looked at Bruce, who had an expressionless face and closed his eyes, and gave him a thumbs up.
"Sure, Old Bull! You're a real man!"
Bruce didn't move. Guang stretched out his dog paw, poked him, and then remained silent for a moment.
"He looked like he was resting with his eyes closed, but he had actually been unconscious for a long time!"
Upon hearing this, Li Youqian was so frightened that he used the energy of the world to heal him.
The result was not bad, it was just that A Guang used too much strength, not only did his kidneys have a reaction, but his bones were almost broken!
Bruce was so painful that he fainted. He is such a ruthless man, he didn't even scream!
Ah Fu watched Li Youqian's operation from the side, then checked himself and found that there was nothing wrong with Bruce.
He was suddenly shocked. He didn't know A Guang's strength. He just thought A Guang was a talking and psychic dog.
After all, how powerful can a dog be if he can be happy for half a day with an egg yolk pie? His strength is probably the same as that of an adult.
How come by pressing it so hard, Bruce can be knocked unconscious!
No, Bruce is really weak, right?
Bruce, who was unconscious, didn't know yet that just because of this, the fact that he was weak could never be cleared away in Ah Fu's eyes, even if he jumped into the Yellow River.
What can Li Youqian say about this? He can only say that Bruce is indeed too weak. He can't say that his dog crushed the man's feet, right?
He whistled, dragged A Guang, and strategically shifted back to his room. He was ready to stop slacking off and concentrate on studying the fixed-point world-traveling portal.
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