Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

The Heavenly Court’s Fighting Department is responsible for regulating the circulation of the heavens, organizing the movement of the stars in the three realms, and is also in charge of combat and war.

One hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals also belong to this department. Tota-Bearing Heavenly King Li Jing is hiding in the Dou Department at this time. He is a little restless in an immortal palace and there are many heavenly soldiers and generals around him.

There was no way. His pagoda was gone. How could he not be anxious? If Nezha knew that the pagoda was gone, the rebellious son would definitely seek revenge on him!

Now I can only rely on the Jade Emperor. Because I am greedy for the incense, I have to get along with the Jade Emperor. He can't fail to protect me, right?

Originally, after Nezha removed his bones to return to his father and cut off his flesh to return to his mother, he could actually be resurrected with the help of the incense at Chentang Pass.

But Li Jing, who was very smart, thought that if he let this unfilial son live and if he took revenge, that would be disastrous.

He chopped the statue of Nezha into pieces with one blow, making his attempt to be resurrected with the help of incense fail.

Unexpectedly, Nezha’s master could use lotus roots to shape a body for him and resurrect him.

Damn, this is so hard to kill!

After being resurrected, Nezha was determined to seek revenge. Li Jing was also lucky enough to be saved by Buddha, who gave him a pagoda.

Because Buddha Tathagata had helped Nezha once before, which was considered a favor, Tathagata put the favor on the pagoda. On the one hand, the pagoda was also a treasure, and on the other hand, it was a favor owed to him.

So as long as the tower is there, Nezha cannot take revenge!

But now it’s broken. Who the hell stole my tower?

At this time, a celestial soldier rushed in and quickly shouted, "Great God of the Three Altars and Sea Assembly, Nezha the Third Prince is rushing over here with a flaming spear!"

"Damn it, why is he using a fire spear to fight the Du Dou tribe!" Li Jing pretended to be righteous and seemed tough on the surface, but he was actually weak on the inside.

But he wanted to rely on the power of the heavenly soldiers and generals around him. After all, it was definitely against the rules to rush into the Doubu Immortal Palace with weapons in such a menacing manner.

"Then I will definitely come over to stab you! It's impossible that I will stab me!" A skinny heavenly general said something sarcastic, almost making Li Jing angry to death.

He understood everything in an instant. No wonder this unfilial son came so quickly. It must be this guy who secretly informed him, telling him that the pagoda was gone and his location was also gone.

Otherwise it wouldn’t be possible to come so fast!

He was actually half right. This heavenly general had just secretly passed Li Jing's location to Nezha.

But the fact that he had lost the pagoda had been accidentally leaked by his treacherous leader, the Jade Emperor.

The whole heaven knows about it!

The general cursed in his heart, Li Jing deserved it! He made things difficult for him every day, and he really thought he couldn't see it!

In fact, this really cannot be blamed on Li Jing. The main reason is that when he heard the name of this heavenly general, Menglei, he felt uncomfortable all over and disliked him.

Because this guy likes to use knives, and he named his knife Siming!

Even more annoying!

Li Jing was in an emergency situation now. He glared at the heavenly general fiercely, then turned around and ran towards the back door.

If he doesn't run away, the flaming spear will stab him in the face!

He saw a red figure behind him from the corner of his eye, and his scalp went numb and he ran even faster.

..........

In the Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor figured out the situation and his brain was working rapidly.

Now the situation is very clear. The guy who caused trouble in the Dragon Palace and stole the treasures from the treasury has appeared again.

They even stole the Heavenly Palace, and Taishang Laojun was an exception.

After a while, a boy came running over and shouted that all the golden elixirs in the Tushita Palace had been swept away!

Taishang Laojun's face turned green on the spot!

But he couldn't find out who did it.

The Jade Emperor became very anxious. He had been planning to make a fortune, but ended up losing money.

However, since even Taishang Laojun couldn't figure out who did it, coupled with the last incident in the Dragon Palace.

The Jade Emperor gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, and shouted, "Don't panic! That Sun Wukong actually stole so many things!

Tathagata, who is in charge of the Journey to the West, must give an explanation to the Heavenly Court and reimburse us, as well as Sun Wukong's expense bills!"

It is impossible to make a loss. Since I can't make a big profit, I'd better make a small profit.

All the gods approved of this plan with firm eyes. Western Buddhism had to acknowledge this even if it didn’t want to!

Otherwise, so many gods in heaven would have to tighten their belts and live a hard life.

When it comes to their own interests, Western Buddhism just refuses to give them, so all the people in Heaven fight with them!

At this moment, Li Jing rushed in howling like a ghost, followed by Nezha holding a flaming spear.

The gods are also very clear about the grudge between the father and son. If they think about it carefully, they will know what is going on.

But when he saw Li Jing's appearance, he still gasped. His buttocks and back were bleeding and full of holes!

This guy was injured so badly, but he can still run so fast. It seems that he has made great progress after staying in Heaven for so many years!

Of course, it is also possible that Nezha was afraid that he would die too quickly, so he planned to poke a few more holes to vent his anger!

But the next scene was something that the gods present could never have imagined. Li Jing actually hid behind the Jade Emperor. Nezha was not willing to be outdone and continued to stab him with his gun.

Li Jing circled around the Jade Emperor, with Nezha following behind him. In the mortal world, there was the King of Qin circling around the pillar, and now there is one more in the fairy world, Li Jing circling around the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor was anxious. "Okay, okay! Li Jing, you dog, you flirted with Buddhism before, and now you dare to use yourself as a shield."

How bold!

The Jade Emperor really couldn't stand it anymore. Since Li Jing was unkind, he shouldn't blame him for being unjust.

While he was running in front of him, he kicked him directly into the middle of the hall.

Then the gods who came to be together witnessed that Nezha used the flaming spear to poke Li Jing like a hornet's nest.

The most important thing is that he is not dead yet. He stopped what he was doing and whispered in Li Jing's ear with a smile.

"Don't worry, I know my limits and I won't die. From now on, I'll chase you and stab you every day, just in time to stretch my muscles!"

When Li Jing heard this, even if he was a god, his strength was pretty good, although most of his abilities were in the tower.

But his realm is actually pretty good. However, after being hit by so many flaming spears and hearing these words, he felt very sad when he thought about his dark life in the future.

His eyes went dark, his head tilted, and he fainted!

Li Jing's identity was too complicated. He was considered a Taoist at the beginning, but he also flirted with Buddhism and was a very rigid person.

His various outrageous actions before becoming a god made many gods despise him, and no gods really spoke up for him.

The Jade Emperor would have taken action, but he was very unhappy that he used himself as a shield.

Moreover, if Buddhism is to be made to bleed, no one in Heaven must be injured.

It’s a good idea to look so miserable. Just say that it was done by Sun Wukong. We must let Tathagata give an explanation to the Heaven!

As for his disagreement and refusal to cooperate, what a joke! He is so poor that he doesn’t even have a tower, why would he disagree?

If you don't agree, just let him starve to death. Besides, he didn't inform Buddhism before, so he has already joined the bandit gang and got on the pirate ship. How can he run away?

There are no doors!

Li Jing is stubborn and old-fashioned, and therefore, he usually listens to the Jade Emperor: The real chill in the heart is never caused by making a big fuss!