Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

At noon, Li Youqian sat on a small stool in frustration. Money was hard to earn and shit was hard to eat these days.

"Life is really hard. I sigh when I have money. It would be nice if my name could be my own adjective!"

In the whole morning, there were only two customers, and I only made ten dollars from an old lady. Forget it, I'd better go and rob the thieves.

Speaking of this, Li Youqian got angry. He never expected that someone, a foreigner, would come to him and ask about his luck during this period, and do it for free!

As expected, there are freeloaders in every world!

Li Youqian patted his butt, stood up, and returned the stool to a homeless man in the park.

That’s right, this little stool was borrowed from a homeless person.

Li Youqian felt that he was very unlucky. It seemed that he could only do good deeds and make some extra money, thanking the bad guys for their selfless dedication.

Li Youqian walked out of the park, and as he walked, he seemed to think of something.

The Taoist robe can predict a person's good luck or bad luck, and can also resolve bad luck, allowing a person to always maintain good luck.

That person didn't say it couldn't be him! Li Youqian seems to have discovered a bug. Damn, what kind of charlatan is he? Just predict your own luck and buy lottery tickets!

Li Youqian became excited when he thought of this. He closed his eyes and used his Taoist robe to check his luck.

I'm a little unlucky. No wonder I have no business. I'll see how to solve this problem and make myself luckier.

The way to solve your bad luck and make a lot of money is to go in that direction.

Hey, my little money!

Li Youqian shouted excitedly and ran out of the park.

Then with a bang, a red sports car directly knocked Li Youqian out.

Li Youqian flew out more than ten meters in a daze, and then hit the wall of a building heavily.

Like a puddle of mud, stuck on it, Li Youqian struggled for a while, jumped out of the wall, and looked at himself flattened.

While saying with an unhappy look on his face, "I was careless and didn't dodge." He patted himself hard, and it took a lot of effort to put himself back to his original state.

Li Youqian looked at his Taoist robe with a puzzled look. Could he really become luckier and make a lot of money by going in this direction?

I was hit by a car!

But the next second, Li Youqian suddenly had a flash of inspiration, as if he understood something. Yes, he was immortal!

He let himself be hit by a car, he was trying to commit fraud!

The money comes quickly and my physique is perfectly suitable for it, but isn’t it a bit too embarrassing?

Li Youqian felt that it was not a good idea for him to travel all the way here just to commit fraud.

The next second, the door of the sports car opened, and Li Youqian rolled on the ground in great excitement.

It's about making money, so there's nothing to be ashamed of. After all, this guy must be rich since he drives a sports car. He didn't even drive slower when passing by the park entrance, so he deserved to be scammed by himself.

Tony Stark felt like he had seen nothing. He had a great time the night before and was just about to drive his sports car home to have a good rest.

Maybe it was because I was too sleepy, or too tired last night, I accidentally bumped into someone.

But what shocked Tony the most was that the man who was flattened just patted his body and returned to normal.

It’s over, it’s over. Could it be that I played too much yesterday and something’s wrong with my body? I’m even having hallucinations.

Tony opened the car door and looked at Li Youqian lying on the ground with a dark face.

Li Youqian was looking at the houses for rent nearby on his phone. Without even looking up, he asked, "Card or cash?"

Although my conscience ached a little for extorting people, but when I looked at the rent of the house on my phone, at this moment, I had no conscience anymore!

The pain disappeared instantly!

Tony looked at Li Youqian, who didn't even raise his head and was scrolling through his phone, looking like nothing was wrong.

Somewhat helplessly, he said: "Money is not a problem, but it seems like you have nothing to worry about. I feel like I've been ripped off. Why is that?"

"And did you become flat just now? Are you an alien?"

For Tony, losing some money was nothing, but he met a man who could recover after being beaten by Zhuangbian just by patting his body.

That's really cool!

Li Youqian heard this familiar voice, looked up, pointed at Tony, and said in surprise: "Tony is a big bastard!"

"Yes, Stark, thank you!" Tony felt that this guy had such a vicious mouth and wanted to beat him up.

But it’s not nice to hit someone after bumping into him, but I can bear it!

Li Youqian realized that he had spoken his true feelings, coughed lightly a few times, and stood up immediately.

"Hehe, I am definitely a human! How can I be an alien? That's nonsense."

"I've never seen anyone so flat," Tony complained leisurely.

Li Youqian remained calm in the face of Tony's complaints, "Since you asked sincerely, I will mercifully tell you!

That’s right, I am the legendary super-powered person. It’s your destiny that you bumped into me. I see that your face is as black as charcoal, and you must be unlucky recently.

How about this, you give me $100,000 a month and I will protect you."

Li Youqian was calculating in his mind that there was not a single wound on his broken body, and even though Tony didn't care, he could probably get some compensation.

But sustainable small amounts of money are much better than disposable ones, and what about passports and personal identity!

I am now an illegal person in this world. These problems are a bit troublesome for me, but for Tony, a big dog owner, they are definitely small problems.

Tony Stark looked at his face in the reflection of the car window, and it wasn't very dark.

After thinking about the strange guy's reaction after being hit by a car, he said, "Okay, even if it's just making friends,

Just be my bodyguard. Happy has been saying that he is busy with work recently.

I was going to give you millions of dollars, but you didn't want me, that's great!"

"Ah? I'm a little regretful. Can you give me the money?"

Li Youqian was too poor to even look down on Tony, the dog owner. It hurts! It hurts so much!!!

"That won't do. We just agreed on it!"

"Then I demand that you give me this month's salary first, and you give me a place to live."

Li Youqian patted Tony on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, you are really going to be in bad luck recently. I will help you out, and you will thank me!

By the way, I’m not a bodyguard, I can only help you deal with some of the things you will encounter in the future!"

Tony looked at the confident Li Youqian and shouted to the car: "Jarvis, let Pepper help me deal with this strange guy in front of me."

"Okay, sir." A somewhat masculine mechanical voice came from the car.

Li Youqian was in a good mood. After taking the first step in his journey through time, he found a job with free food and lodging, where he could also slack off. The most important thing was that he stayed close to Tony, which gave him a greater chance of encountering major events and completing achievements.

Kill two birds with one stone, how wonderful.