Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

While paying attention to the large-scale live-action Journey to the West, Li Youqian hid in his small world and integrated the cultivation system of Journey to the West with his own various strange ability systems.

It's true, he originally used various abilities, the main one being the powerful brick-smacking ability.

During this period of time, I studied hard and devoted myself to researching for a period of time, and then I was able to control my own abilities and energy.

The use of my thinking power has become more refined, and my combat power has been greatly improved!

I feel like in this state, I can return to the main Marvel world, and then take advantage of the time when OAA and the Supreme God are fighting each other.

Just stop the fight and take advantage of the situation, and be the sixth one, the success rate will be very high.

Li Youqian felt that even if he was a little more aggressive and fought two people at once, he would still have a good chance of success.

After all, those omniscient and omnipotent supreme gods in the West can do everything themselves.

Li Youqian also came to the Journey to the West world to further his studies, which can be said to be a way of learning from others' strengths and making up for one's own weaknesses.

The combat effectiveness is top notch.

Go straight ahead, all in! All in! All in is an art!

But he was not ready to leave this world right now because he had a bad feeling.

It feels weird, I don’t know why, maybe I haven’t done enough research to learn from my strengths and make up for my weaknesses.

So he decided to make good use of the three years of the time-travel card, not wasting a single day.

Of course, I don’t plan to watch Sun Wukong causing trouble in the mortal world, as that would take too long.

If you look directly from the sky, one day is equal to one year, and it looks like a TV series.

Li Youqian is working hard on his research.

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Sun Wukong's plan was also in full swing, and he knew the whole truth.

He was willing to contribute to the Heavenly Palace and was pressed under the Five Finger Mountain for 500 years. The Jade Emperor was very moved.

In addition, the Jade Emperor also appreciated his plan very much and gave his strong support directly!

Despite the onslaught of incense and candles, the Five Jiedis still failed to strengthen their faith.

After all, no matter how strong your faith is, if you don’t have incense and still have to pay to go to work, you simply can’t survive!

This was undoubtedly a good start. Sun Wukong was ready to go through the 81 difficulties and run to the Western Paradise of Buddhism when he encountered any problems.

It seems like they are calling for help, but in fact they are observing the target, discovering the target, and then poaching people!

On the other hand, Guanyin was ready to follow the whole process, but just when she returned to Lingshan to report that Sun Wukong was not wearing the golden hoop.

Things came one after another like a tide, overwhelming the originally planned 81 difficulties.

All the actors quit their jobs because the Jinghe Dragon King, who was originally a cannon fodder, was given incense by Buddhism and then faked his death.

Why should they act for free? They also get appearance fees!

There was also the original first difficulty, the fierce tiger encountered by Tang Seng, which was originally the easiest difficulty.

Also because of the changes in the mortal world, unexpected events occurred and it was necessary to find another person to take on the responsibility.

Otherwise, one difficulty will be missed and it will not comply with the process!

For a while, the manager of the Journey to the West project was Guanyin Bodhisattva, and the main person in charge was Buddha Tathagata.

That's a huge head!

The 81 trials and tribulations are more or less acted out. They can't all be monsters with no background or connections!

There is no way a monster like this can get ahead. We can’t let 81 little monsters take on a challenge each time!

It would be hilarious if Tang Seng took a Gatling gun and shot them all!

Of course, this is too exaggerated. With the little ammunition that Tang Seng has, it would probably be used up by fighting one or two little monsters.

After all, this is the world of Journey to the West, and there's nothing wrong with calling those who have cultivated into human form little demons, but if it's in another world.

If someone can speak and has a roughly human form, then his cultivation is pretty good!

But if we really let the little demons act as the disaster, it would be like a joke. No, absolutely not.

It is necessary to go through 81 tribulations, which is actually a kind of ritual, but it is not something that can be simply counted as one tribulation.

As for those who rely entirely on Buddhism to pretend, the rise of the West is indeed an inevitable trend.

But if you let all the Buddhists harm others and make it one of the 81 tribulations, even if they do lay down their butcher knives later, they can become Buddhas right away.

But if you look deeper, you will find that they are all Buddhists pretending to be Buddhists.

That would ruin our reputation, and if we didn’t bring those people from the Heavenly Court Taoist Sect, they would definitely cause trouble.

So the appearance fee still has to be paid!

It was another huge expense. The Buddha gritted his teeth and decided to hold a meeting to discuss it with Guanyin, who had hurried over to report on Sun Wukong's situation.

As for the fact that Sun Wukong didn't wear the golden hoop, well, after being suppressed for 500 years, he had become docile a long time ago. Under the influence of various things, it was no big deal for Sun Wukong not to wear the golden hoop.

As for the meeting, what was the content of the meeting?

That is, all Buddhist colleagues will conduct crowdfunding, and the more incense they contribute, the more likely the Journey to the West will be successful.

The more prosperous Buddhism becomes, the more fortune it will gain, which is called crowdfunding. Of course, if there is really no incense, merits will also be enough.

What? No!

The Buddha said that he would take the lead in paying, and by then he might not remember how much each person had paid.

But he must remember who didn't hand it in!

Are you kidding? Such a huge amount of investment has been made in Journey to the West, and now the entire Buddhist incense chain is in problem.

There are not enough incense offerings, but we can't give up halfway. If there are not enough incense offerings, we have to rely on the small treasuries of the Buddhas.

If the incense is not enough, then the merits must be persisted until the end of the journey to the West.

As long as we succeed, everyone will make a fortune!

The Buddha Tathagata gave a passionate speech, while all the Arhats and Bodhisattvas had bitter faces.

Buddhism has officially entered the pay-to-work model!

Sun Wukong: Hehe, God helps me!

After crowdfunding, all the merits from Buddhist incense offerings were given to each participant of the 9981 Difficulties as appearance fees.

Of course, those who have no background, give a shit, just spread a rumor that eating Tang Monk’s flesh can make people immortal!

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At this time, Tang Seng and Sun Wukong had arrived at Eagle Gorge in Shepan Mountain on their journey to the West.

Tang Seng saw that it was not very convenient to drive an off-road vehicle in this terrain, so he got off the car to take a look at the terrain.

A white dragon flew out directly from Yingchou Gorge. Looking closely, there was a monk and a monkey.

The target is correct!

The means of transportation is a white horse, no, an off-road vehicle? That’s right! Now that the Eastern Tang Dynasty is developing so fast, they have already driven a car!

What horse are you riding?

The white dragon was stunned for a moment, and then he adhered to the principle of doing things as long as he received money.

It opened its mouth wide and bit the SUV, tearing it apart and destroying it beyond recognition.

After doing the bad thing, he turned around and went into Yingchoujian.

Sun Wukong was still thinking that this white dragon was the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea and was a person from the Heavenly Palace.

Then we will conquer him according to the original process of Journey to the West. If we meet him among the 81 difficulties, he will be a Buddhist.

For example, the three monsters in Lion Camel Ridge, the blue-haired lion that is the mount of Manjushri Bodhisattva, and the six-tusked white elephant that is the mount of Samantabhadra Bodhisattva.

There is also Tathagata's uncle, the golden-winged Peng bird. Sun Wukong is not prepared to let the three of them lay down their butcher knives and become Buddhas on the spot.

It just so happens that he hasn't found anyone to test out his current full combat power yet, so he will go all out when the time comes.

Let those bald monks in Buddhism draw water with a bamboo basket and get nothing in return!

Seeing that his beloved car was scrapped, Tang Seng rummaged through the scrapped SUV without saying a word, took out his AK and started firing towards Yingchoujian.

Sun Wukong: I have a rebuttal personality, just like Tang Seng!