Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

The people watching the show condemned Thor in their hearts, and Loki was even more unhappy, saying, "How come dog Thor has such good luck?"

His position as heir to the throne was secure, and he also had a childhood sweetheart, Sif.

I went to Midgard and found a Midgardian who could actually wield Thor's hammer and was extremely powerful.

Jealousy caused his body to separate, and he wanted to report that Thor the dog was definitely cheating.

People are complaining outside the window, but the conversation between Thor and Sif inside the window has not stopped yet.

After listening to Sif's accusation, Thor felt a little guilty, mainly because he was really not interested in love before.

He is a straight man, and his parents also approve of Sif, who has been recognized as a future marriage partner since childhood.

He had no intention of refusing, and Sif really liked him.

But when he met Jane, he fell in love too quickly, just like encountering a tornado, and the first time he saw Sif, he wanted to make things clear.

He thought that everything would be fine after he talked it out, and at worst he could compensate her in other ways in the future.

After all, he is the eldest prince of Asgard and now the God King of Asgard. He has many ways to compensate people.

He really didn't react to Sif's subsequent actions. After all, his mind was full of fighting and killing, so he had no idea what green tea was.

After Jane's reminders during this period, Thor finally understood and was preparing to find an opportunity to have a good talk with Sif.

Instead, she went to find Thor first and had a chat in this room.

Thor sighed, "I'm very sorry about this matter. Whatever compensation you want, I can try my best to satisfy you!"

Sif lowered her head and remained silent. This heavy atmosphere made Thor unable to face Sif, so he turned around.

At this moment, Sif, with her head down, slowly took out a knife from behind!

The crowd eating melons: ????? ?????

Li Youqian: Is this a dark transformation? The end of a scumbag is to be chopped by a hatchet? I didn't expect Thor to experience what Ito Makoto experienced.

Sif swung the knife very quickly, but it was a pity that there were so many people outside watching the show!

With a bang, the female thunder god Jane took the lead and smashed the door with a hammer. The last lightning struck Sif.

The force was so strong that it was enough to confuse her but not hurt her brain, and she was knocked away directly!

Thor finally reacted and looked at the crowd pouring in with a confused look on his face.

Everyone said in unison: "Bah! Scumbag!"

The most enthusiastic ones among them are Hela and Loki, who seem to enjoy watching the fun and not minding any trouble.

After being hit, she flew backwards and hit the wall. Her anger gradually subsided, and Sif regained her senses and gave up resisting.

For a moment, the situation was difficult to handle, and Thor really felt sorry for her.

But her actions were too outrageous. An Asgardian stabbed her own God-King in the head with a knife. The nature of her behavior was too vile.

If it happened to an ordinary Asgardian, and the King of Gods was Odin, then Odin would definitely ask, are your nine tribes sold in bulk?

If it is Hela, then I have to ask, are you from the Ten Clans wholesalers?

Fortunately, Sif is not an ordinary Asgardian, and the God King is Thor, who is not cruel at all and can even be considered kind to some extent.

The final result was that Sif herself joined Hela's team.

I have seen through the world and love is not important anymore. I still have to focus on my career.

Hella highly appreciated this.

Li Youqian and the members of the Justice League were enjoying the show to their heart's content. The theme of a superhero show was inexplicably veered off into a love story.

In the end, there was almost a yandere character, the kind that Makoto would have in his finale. It was so exciting!

And things are quite complicated. There are three people: Jane, Sif, and Thor.

Sif’s previous behavior of pretending to be a green tea girl was a bit excessive, but more than 1000 years of her youth were lost at the hands of Thor. This was a sunk cost. It was understandable that she did some unreasonable things when her defense was broken and she was anxious.

Jane was just in a normal relationship and was innocent. But when they really started dating and she found out about Sif, she couldn't do anything about it.

The one who committed the greatest sin among them was Thor!

So everyone started to watch.

"Bah, scumbag!"

Jane clenched her fists and punched Thor. It was all his fault. Today was such a nice day, but he caused such a thing.

The sad Thor looked at his brothers, and Tony was at this time.

"Wife, I definitely won't be like this. Ever since I married you, I have been pure in love!

Who is like Thor? He treated his childhood sweetheart like this. It's too bad. What a scumbag! "

Thor: ........, well, well, the playboy has turned over a new leaf, how dare you say such things!

Fortunately, although there were many people who came to see it, most of them were from the Justice League, and some were also Odin and Loki.

It didn't cause much commotion, and the marriage could still go ahead.

The wedding was held as normal and everyone enjoyed the feast, but the key point was that this thing was not given as a gift.

After all, Asgard can’t use the money on Earth now!

So Thor waved his hand and everyone no longer needed to give gifts.

The meal was free and the atmosphere was very lively!

Thor also showed off his new weapon, Stormbreaker, trying to reduce the impact of what had just happened.

Unfortunately, the effect was not very good, and he got a new nickname, Brother Chop.

What it means is that the consequence of being a scumbag is being killed by a hatchet. I don’t know where this nickname came from.

Thor asked about it specifically, but Li Youqian just shook his head and said he didn't know.

............

The wedding was a success. After everything went smoothly, everyone had a great meal.

But there was a surprisingly lively person at the wedding door. He was dressed in white and looked very imposing.

Thor, who had been drinking with the guests after the wedding, saw this and walked over to look at the guy who suddenly appeared with a menacing look.

He frowned and asked, "Who are you? Do you have an invitation?"

The guy in white slowly lowered his hood, revealing his pale skin and bald head. He held a black sword in one hand, looking very intimidating.

It was Gol the God Slayer holding the Black Death Sword.

Thor waved his hand and summoned Stormragem, ready to be on full alert.

"What are you going to do? Rob a bride? Make trouble!"

"Nothing, just killing all the gods present!" Gel smiled slightly, a very strange smile.

Hearing this, Thor first breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh, just kill all the gods present! No, you must be crazy!"

He was speechless. What nonsense was this madman talking about? Killing all the gods at the scene, no, buddy, do you think you are strong?

With a big move, Gel inserted the Black Death Sword into the ground.

Thor laughed, "What do you mean by that? Put down your weapons and give up resistance!"

But he stopped laughing the next second, and saw all kinds of strange black monsters emerging from the shadows in the surrounding corners.

They have spider-like legs, ferocious, sharp teeth, and look dangerous.

Moreover, the entire Asgard began to darken. This guy was obviously coming with great force and had no good intentions!

However, when Thor turned around and looked at everyone at the wedding, he couldn't help but laugh.

Why did you have to pick a day to cause trouble? You're unlucky!