Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Li Youqian thought that the young man had no chance of survival, but his clever moves controlled the people around him for a few seconds, giving him a chance of survival.

Unfortunately, I ran too slowly and was caught!

The young man was held in the burly man's arm and walked into the cake shop with big strides.

The young man thought quickly and suddenly shouted, "Put me down, I have something to say!"

The sturdy man didn't think much about it. Since they were already in the store, the surveillance cameras outside the mall couldn't capture them.

No matter what tricks this kid plays, he can't escape a beating!

Although he is now like a little superman, he is only invincible in the world. God knows how many invincible guys there are in the sky.

You still have to be humble and not too ostentatious!

A few seconds later, the strong man realized that he had underestimated the young man.

I saw the young man with a focused expression, as if he was about to do something big, and then I heard him suddenly singing with rhythm.

"Meeting you here~ I just want to escape~ I didn't check the almanac before going out~"

Strong man:.........

Female boss:.............

Li Youqian, who was watching the show from afar: ....., what on earth am I expecting?

And it was really embarrassing! My bad habit of embarrassing others has come up again!

Why is this guy singing so awkwardly? No, are you trying to recreate Star-Lord's famous scene?

The system in the young man's body smiled slightly: You are worthy of being the host I chose, not only is he born well, but he is also very stupid!

The young man and the woman in front of him were so moved by his singing that they ran away like big black rats as if their feet were greased.

I have to say, he is quite agile and runs quite fast.

The young man had a smirk on his face, joking around and making trouble everywhere.

If you don’t have some ability, how dare you be so extravagant!

If I hadn't run fast enough, I would have been caught and kicked around!

The sturdy man said, Your Excellency's movements are indeed very flexible, but my current body can be called that of a little superman.

How do you deal with this?

The sturdy man suddenly burst out with terrifying speed, and with a bang, he grabbed the young man's neck with one hand.

That one action actually brought out a gust of wind!

The young man felt the wind and the iron-like hand on his neck, and swallowed subconsciously.

"Um, can you please stop hitting my face?"

"Aren't you singing awkwardly? Come on, continue singing if you have the guts!" The sturdy man carried the young man like a chicken.

Under his tyranny!

The young man said with a sad face, "Can you not sing? Or change to a normal song? I just made it up, there is no continuation!"

"All you need is to compose your own song. Give me seven seconds to compose a song. Hurry up! If you don't sing, I'll punch you in the face!" The sturdy man's threat stimulated his potential.

Facts have proved that if people are pushed hard enough, they can unleash unimaginable potential.

In ancient times, a poem could be composed in seven steps, but now a song can be composed in seven seconds!

The young man had a sad face and sang the lyrics that were very appropriate for the situation, "I understand your stubbornness~ I also understand your temper~ Danger is approaching~

I don't have time to kneel down and spare my life~ I just hope you don't hit my face~

My scan is ready~ Can I pay for it~? Don’t hit me!!!”

The female boss sighed, "He is also a talent!"

The young man decided to use his talent to earn himself a chance of survival.

Unfortunately, the sturdy man said, I am a rough man, and he used Sichuan Opera face changing and punched the young man in the face!

Fortunately, he knew to hold back a little, and since Li Youqian's products were of the highest quality, his control over his body had also improved, so he was able to control his strength well and didn't use too much force.

Even so, the young man felt as if all his teeth were knocked out by the punch.

"No, didn't you say you wouldn't hit me if I sang a song?"

“I said if you don’t sing, I will slap you in the face, I didn’t say if you sing, I won’t hit you!

Besides, you should sing when I ask you to! And is this a song? It's just a jingle!"

The strong man's main point is to be unreasonable, but the final right of interpretation lies with him, so he can say whatever he wants.

I learned this from the mysterious person who stole my system.

My ability to learn is strong!

By the way, I covered his mouth when I beat him. I don’t know if that mysterious guy is still there.

Forget it, that guy is so mysterious and so powerful. After taking away the system, I’m afraid he won’t have time to pay attention to a small character like him.

Li Youqian: But I have time to watch the show and join in the fun!

The sturdy man thought, it’s really great that the mysterious man fulfilled his wish!

Young people feel like a thousand horses are galloping through their hearts. No, is there still any love and justice in this world?

You are obviously being unreasonable! You are also saying that I was born, and you are no better!

Finally, under the strong man's eagerness, the young man let out a cry of "Ah~Ah~Ah~"

While being beaten and screaming in pain, he begged for mercy in a desperate manner, "Stop hitting me, or I'll be stupid!"

"Haha, it's okay. I think you're already pretty stupid, how much more stupid can you get?

Maybe this beating from me can heal your brain and make you smarter!"

The sturdy man started to mock him, and the proprietress next to him gave him an assist.

"He won't become smart. Even if you cure his brain, he'll still drool!"

You gotta say it, you gotta say it, just from the way they sing and act in unison, these two really look like a couple, both of them are quite sharp-tongued!

Li Youqian was watching with great interest. Originally, seeing that the young man was so naive, he was planning to teach him a lesson.

I didn't expect that I would be sanctioned without even having to do anything myself!

The sturdy man and the female boss were quite sensible. They gave the man a good beating and vented their anger.

Let the young man pay the money again and get out of here.

The degree of control was very good, no one was killed, and the young man was saved.

Don’t say he is quite tough!

The young man who was struggling to run away suddenly heard a system prompt sound.

He gets a lot of emotional points!

Is this a sudden turn of events? Good luck after bad luck? That's not right! Those two guys were having so much fun beating each other up just now.

Where are the negative emotions such as embarrassment, collapse, fear, anger, and defenselessness?

He confirmed the emotional point with himself, and the result left him speechless.

The emotional points you gain because of your own breach of defense and embarrassment!

Okay, okay, you dog system, you don’t even let your host go!

Woohoo, what's the use of your system! The system mall is unusable and there is no benefit at all.

Just let yourself do whatever you want, do some outrageous things, you will be so embarrassed and you will get beaten!

Afterwards, the young man could hear the sound of emotional points being gained!

He was even more sad, his defenses were really broken!