Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

"Can you please not use discriminatory words like 'black-boiled egg'?" Fury could hardly hold back his expression. Wasn't his adoptive father John Garrett?

Damn, this is an old buddy who was promoted with me. How many Hydras are there in SHIELD?

For a moment, Fury wanted to find his mentor Alexander Pierce to discuss how to solve this troublesome problem.

Alexander Pierce: Sorry, I'm a Hydra too!

"Okay, Black Braised Egg." Li Youqian responded, and while Black Braised Egg was thinking, Li Youqian put one hand on his forehead and looked into the distance.

"It looks like the idiot Thor is coming. Coulson, stop playing around and put down the fake Thor's hammer in your hand!"

Unfortunately, it was too late to say this, as a strong blond man broke through the blockade outside and knocked down several agents.

He ran in directly. The sturdy man seemed extremely excited when he bumped into people, and he shook his coquettish golden hair from time to time.

But the next second, Coulson was seen preparing to put down Thor's hammer.

"No, Thor's hammer, how can he lift it?"

The blond muscular man is Thor, the god of thunder, and his expression at this moment is as if someone has cheated on him.

Looking at Thor's hammer, he felt extremely painful, but after a while, he instantly realized, "No, he didn't get the power of Thor. As expected, Thor's hammer only recognizes me!

That man from Midgar, put down your hammer, I will come, Thor, son of Odin!"

Coulson was stunned by Thor's poor expression control and subconsciously put Thor's hammer back to its place.

Why does this guy seem a bit unintelligent? No wonder his father wants to discipline him.

Thor looked at the three people standing there, and seeing that they did not stop him, he nodded with satisfaction.

"You three are great. I approve of you. You will be my friends from now on."

Thor said this very confidently, walked up to Mjolnir and looked at his beloved hammer.

He grasped the hammer handle with one hand and lifted it up with one force, shouting at the same time: "Get up, my beloved hammer!"

Thor held Mjolnir high in the air and remained in that position for several minutes.

Li Youqian fell into deep thought. Thor, this idiot, really didn't notice that his hammer had been swapped. You're just worthy of it!

Thor seemed to realize something, he was very sad, and cried loudly to the sky. At the same time, it started to drizzle, and there was an indescribable desolation.

"No, Thor's Hammer, you don't recognize me! Why? Father!

No~~"

This scene is really like this: snowflakes are flying, the north wind is howling, and the world is vast.

"This snow, no, this rain is so heavy!" Li Youqian sighed as he stood in the portal. He waved his little hand and activated his telekinesis. Thor, who was crying towards the sky, was brought down with him the hammer he had forged.

They floated into the door together, and the next second, Li Youqian was about to close the door.

If you ask Lee Youqian what he does, then of course he wants to lure Thor to the Justice League.

Black Egg pulled the door with one hand and shouted inside, "I brought you here, do you want to join the Avengers or not?"

Li Youqian pulled the door and then let it go, and the black-braised egg fell to the ground.

"Sorry, Tony and I have formed a superhero organization called the Justice League!"

"Damn, then let me bring you here!" Fury had a very bad feeling.

Li Youqian's last words came out from the crack of the door, "Isn't it that the Justice League has just been established and is short of people?"

The pink portal gradually disappeared, and Fury thought of Li Youqian's predictive ability and what he had just said.

A strange thought came to my mind. Is he poaching people?

Born~born~

At this time, Thor was still immersed in sadness, and he looked emo.

Li Youqian looked at Thor, listened to the special achievement punch-in reminder sound coming from his mind, and stretched out his hand, "Welcome to Earth, Thor!

Don't cry, I have a way to let you regain the power of Thor. You are the God of Thunder, not the God of Hammer!"

Thor was stunned, and then hope surged in his heart, "Brother, are you telling the truth?"

"Of course, I'm rich, and I never lie to anyone!"

"I believe you." Thor's eyes were full of sincerity. He immediately said that he was the God of Thunder, and he knew what his father always talked about.

You are the god of thunder, not the god of hammers! This person is very mysterious. It is probably a backup plan arranged by his father.

As expected! Father still has me in his heart! Woo woo woo woo ~

Li Youqian also looked at Thor sincerely, "If you believe me, you are my brother. Don't worry, I will make all the arrangements for you!"

"What the hell are you two doing in my house so late at night?"

Tony, who was in pajamas, looked at Li Youqian and a blond muscular man passionately, as if he had seen a ghost. He had no idea what was going on.

........

After a while, Li Youqian explained to Tony what had happened in general.

And he is preparing to discuss with Tony how to get Thor into the Justice League.

Tony looked at Thor, who was holding his hammer in sorrow in the distance, and pondered for a while. "So he is really the god of thunder in Norse mythology?"

"Why do you look stupid?" Tony lowered his voice and asked Li Youqian quietly.

Li Youqian also lowered his voice, "It's indeed a bit silly, you idiot, you understand?

In fact, the hammer in his hand was not the real Thor. I took it away and studied it. It was a fake. "

"No way, he is stupid and you still lied to him. You are really worthy of being called that." Tony looked at Li Youqian with disgust.

After hearing this, Li Youqian felt a little embarrassed. "I'll study it for you later."

"Well, since he can't lift it now anyway, it's good to study it."

Tony demonstrated the face-changing technique on the spot, and then asked the last question, "If you do this, aren't you worried that this guy won't be able to lift Thor's hammer in the end?"

"Don't worry, this guy has the power of thunder in his body, but he doesn't know how to use it. If you ask me, just fight for a few more days and it will be fine.

Besides, his younger brother Loki will definitely cause trouble. When a life-and-death crisis arises, his father will immediately come to his aid and remove the restriction of Thor's hammer on the idiot.

You know what this second-generation god is like."

After Li Youqian finished explaining, he asked Tony to find a room for Thor to stay in first, and the rest of the matters would be discussed tomorrow morning.

After making all the arrangements, Li Youqian did a backflip and disappeared from the spot, returning to the small world.

At this time, Thor's hammer placed on the grass in front of the villa was being bitten by Pochi with his teeth, and it looked like he was using it as a teething stick.

Li Youqian lured Pochi away with a frisbee, and looked at the saliva-covered Thor's hammer with some disgust.

I threw it away after studying it and I didn’t want it anymore.

Thor's hammer trembled slightly, as if saying that I am unclean.

Li Youqian asked several robots to clean Thor's hammer before he started studying it.

Li Youqian held Thor's hammer, and the power of my thoughts began to erode Thor's hammer.

After a long while, the aura of Thor's hammer changed. Li Youqian exerted force and lifted up Thor's hammer.