Marvel: Funny Characters' Daily Routine

Chapter 86: The best waist cutting technology? Go to East Asia and find Myanmar

Loki couldn't bear it any longer and thought that the man in front of him might have discovered him.

He screamed in pain: "Get out of here, you mortal!"

As he spoke, he cancelled his invisibility, stepped back, took out two small daggers from his back, and stabbed Li Youqian directly in the waist.

"Damn, you little thief, did you learn your fighting skills in Burma?" Li Youqian came from behind but was the first to strike and gave Loki an uppercut.

And his telekinesis enveloped the entire villa, ensuring that there would be no sound at all when Loki was beaten.

It definitely doesn't affect Tony's experiments or Thor's sleep. Li Youqian is so kind.

Loki: Silence is Cambridge tonight!

Li Youqian then threw a left hook, a right hook, and a flying kick. Rocky's eyes went dark, and he was hit by three punches and a kick, and flew out instantly.

After sliding for more than ten meters in the hall, Loki was stunned. He felt extremely painful in the chest and face from being kicked, and shouted angrily.

"Enough of mortals, I'm a god! Loki, the god of trickery!"

Li Youqian grabbed Loki's legs without saying anything, and finally did a Hulk Heaven and Earth Counterattack (Li Youqian Version)

I smashed Loki to the ground like a toy five or six times.

Li Youqian felt much more comfortable. He grabbed Loki's feet and looked at Loki, who seemed to have lost all hope in life.

He said seriously: "What kind of god is this? Is there a god as weak as you?

I think you are just a thief with some super powers, and you have some problems with your brain."

Loki felt humiliated, "I'm a mage, so I must be weak in close combat!"

"Oh, a wizard holding two small daggers?" Li Youqian pointed at the two daggers that Loki had thrown far away.

Loki seemed to have triggered some key words, and he loudly defended himself: "I am a melee mage! The romance of Asgard!"

Li Youqian took out his cell phone without saying a word, threw Loki on the floor, tapped the phone a few times with his free hand, pointed at the photo on it and said.

"Melee mages usually use wooden staffs, two-handed swords, maces, etc.

You use two small daggers, do you have the nerve to call yourself a melee mage?

Besides, do you know the art of illumination? How dare you, a melee mage, say you are a melee mage if you don't learn the art of illumination?"

Li Youqian's words left Loki speechless. Usually, Loki followed the customs of Asgard, even though he was weak.

But he also wanted to learn close combat, so he ended up with a weird monster. Usually, Loki comforted himself that he had become a close combat mage.

However, what the man opposite me said today made a lot of sense. Could it be that I am not even qualified to be a melee mage?

Should I learn the art of lighting and then wield a two-handed greatsword?

Li Youqian saw that Loki was stunned and felt that his complaints must have touched Loki's soul.

With a ding sound, Li Youqian found that he had completed another special achievement check-in.

Oh my god, is Loki really going to become a melee mage in the future?

Li Youqian looked at Loki with an increasingly strange look in his eyes, and patted Loki's shoulder earnestly.

"Okay, as a person with super powers, don't do such sneaky things in the future. Take your hammer with you and get out. I won't call the police to arrest you."

Li Youqian still plays the role of Loki, who is a thief with super powers.

Even Loki can't do it. Is he really that bad? Is he acting like a superpowered thief from Midgard?

Have the people of Midgard evolved so quickly? Are people with super powers so common now? Is it common to be a thief?

However, this guy actually let himself take Thor's hammer away. This guy is quite nice!

Wait, why should I thank him? He just beat me up, he just doesn't know the intricacies of Thor's hammer.

He must think that my brother is just an idiot and that he took him in out of pity. I don't need to thank him, bah!

You're my brother's savior, why should I thank you?

When I get back to Asgard, I'll send the Destroyer to kill this guy!

Loki proudly took Thor's hammer and jumped out of the window without saying a word.

Loki was going to check the name of the man who had just beaten him. What was his identity?

Then I can take revenge.

Loki was checking the computer in a house that looked like it had not been lived in for a long time.

After a while, Rocky found out Li Youqian's identity, the superhero bicycle king!

"What an ugly and unpleasant name for a hero. Just wait and see how I will avenge you!"

(Li Youqian: Who on earth is tirelessly promoting my nickname of the Bicycle King! Ahhhh! (?▼益▼))

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In the villa, Li Youqian curled his lips as he watched Loki jump out of the window and disappear.

"I really don't understand why these superheroes and supervillains like to climb through windows instead of coming in through the door like me. Anywhere door is also a door!"

Li Youqian was in a very good mood as he watched the energy points in his world surge again.

However, looking at the happy A Guang in my mind, my mood suddenly turned bad.

A ball of light smiled so lewdly, could this dog have saved up all the world energy points to buy the appearance of that system?

The system requires world energy points to operate. The world energy points that are automatically generated every day are divided equally between Li Youqian and the system to form a check-in opportunity.

The system's world energy points are only enough to operate. To accumulate world energy, you have to rely on special achievements to check in.

Special achievements were all achieved by Li Youqian himself slowly fooling around and influencing the plot in various ways! It's not easy!

A Guang, this guy actually used his own money to maintain the system.

Damn, I will definitely find an opportunity to fool A Guang and then let A Guang see the true face of that system.

Why do I feel like I'm almost becoming A Guang's old father? Why do I have to care about his love affairs?

Li Youqian stroked his chin and thought. A Guang, who was giggling foolishly in his mind, suddenly shuddered and felt that something bad was going to happen.

After Li Youqian walked into Thor's room, he saw Thor sleeping soundly, took out a brand new Thor's hammer from behind his butt and put it in his hand.

Thor subconsciously hugged Thor's hammer tightly and continued to sleep soundly.

Li Youqian stretched, closed the door and walked out of the room, coming to a room where he often stayed temporarily.

He closed the door, pulled A Guang out, looked at his somewhat helpless face, and started asking questions directly.

"Guang! Have you almost accumulated enough world energy points?"

A Guang nodded with a smile.

"That's good. Isn't it time to return the world energy I lent you before?"

Li Youqian rubbed his hands, his face looked ferocious, as if he was collecting debts viciously, and he raised his fist as big as a sandbag.

The entire ball of light of A Guang did not move at all, as if he was pretending to be dead. He even closed his eyes, with an expression that said "go ahead and beat me" on his face.

Li Youqian curled his lips and said no more nonsense, "That's it. The time limit I set when I lent you the world's energy has indeed not yet arrived.

If you want me to not be so anxious to ask you to pay back the money, there is another way. Don't rush to buy the system appearance.

Go to the world coordinates she gave you before, and I'll take you to meet her secretly to see what kind of monster she is! Let's meet in person first after we fall in love online!

Let me show you the cruel truth! If you still want to give her energy, I won't stop you. As long as you can return my energy when the time limit is up, that's fine!"

"Okay, I agree, but it will take some time for me to locate the world corresponding to the coordinates." A Guang's face was full of confidence.

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