Siheyuan: I just want to live
Chapter 166 A fishing guy will never be in the air force!
Finally, when it was almost dark, Chen Feng didn't catch even a single small fish. Seeing this result, Chen Feng was so angry that he almost broke his fishing rod.
It was getting dark, and Chen Feng felt it was time to go back, but when he looked at the empty bucket, Chen Feng suddenly had an idea.
So Chen Feng took out a carp weighing more than three pounds from the space fish pond and hung it on the underwater fish hook.
Why is it more than three pounds? Because it is too big for the three members of Chen Feng's family to finish in one meal. More than three pounds is just right, and it is very good to eat it braised.
After the fish was hooked, Chen Feng began to pull the rod up. Unexpectedly, Chen Feng failed to pull the fish up after lifting the rod once, so he tried again.
With a loud bang, Chen Feng's fishing line broke. Chen Feng staggered and the carp ran away dragging the hook.
Chen Feng was so angry that he almost laughed. It was bad enough that he couldn't catch any fish, but he didn't expect that the fish he had hooked would run away?
Looking at the fishing rod and half of the fishing line in his hand, Chen Feng sighed silently, then began to pack up and prepare to go home. The fish hook was gone, so he couldn't catch any fish, so he had to go home.
After packing up, Chen Feng rode his bicycle to the city. When he was about to enter the city, a large black fish weighing less than ten kilograms suddenly appeared on the handlebars of Chen Feng's bicycle.
Well! This black fish was caught by Chen Feng today. Chen Feng didn't catch anything today! How could a fisherman catch nothing? Are you sure that Chen Feng's fishing line was broken in order to catch this black fish?
Chen Feng carried the big black fish and the fishing rod and rode towards the courtyard in a swaggering manner.
When they arrived at the gate of the courtyard, Yan Fugui's eyes lit up when he saw the big black fish Chen Feng was carrying.
He quickly blocked Chen Feng's way and asked him, "Chen Feng! Where did you buy this black fish? It's really big! It must have cost you a lot of money, right?"
When Chen Feng heard Yan Fugui say that he bought the black fish, he immediately became angry. How could he say that? Chen Feng has become a fisherman now, how could he buy fish?
So Chen Feng glared at Yan Fugui and said, "Old Yan, how can you say that? Do I, Chen Feng, need to buy fish? Can't this be easily caught? Do I need to buy it?"
At this time, Yan Fugui did not notice the change in the way Chen Feng addressed him. His attention was all on Chen Feng's words.
According to Chen Feng, this small 10-jin black fish was caught directly by Chen Feng? Where did he catch it? How did he catch it?
Thinking of this, Yan Fugui immediately asked Chen Feng, "Chen Feng! From what you said, did you catch this fish by yourself? How did you catch it? Where did you catch it? When you go fishing tomorrow, can you take your uncle with you?"
Listening to Yan Fugui's question, Chen Feng did not answer the previous question, but just said to Yan Fugui, "Okay, if you are free that day, I will take you fishing! I will go back first today, let's make an appointment another day!"
As he said that, Chen Feng was about to walk towards the yard. He came back late enough today. If he didn't go back, Jin Ling would be waiting anxiously.
When Yan Fugui saw Chen Feng was about to leave, he hurried forward and stopped Chen Feng again.
Chen Feng saw Yan Fugui stopping him again. Although he knew in his heart that Yan Fugui must want the fish, Chen Feng still asked knowingly.
"Teacher Yan, do you have anything else to say? If not, I will go home first. If I don't go home, my wife will be waiting for me at home and will be anxious."
When Yan Fugui heard what Chen Feng said, he still shamelessly pointed at the fish hanging on the handlebar of Chen Feng's bicycle and said, "Chen Feng, look at this big fish, your family can't finish it, how about you give some to your uncle?"
Chen Feng didn't know what to say to Yan Fugui. Chen Feng thought he would be more tactful, but he didn't expect Yan Fugui to be so direct and insistent.
Seeing this, Chen Feng spoke without hesitation, "Teacher Yan, you also know that Jin Ling and her brother suffered a lot before marrying me. I am going to use this fish to nourish their bodies. You are not going to snatch food from the children, right?"
Yan Fugui's face turned red when he heard what Chen Feng said. Fortunately, there was no one around at the moment. If other people heard what Chen Feng said, he would be completely disgraced.
However, Yan Fugui still felt reluctant to let go of the big black fish, so he said
"Chen Feng! Third uncle, I have a bottle of old wine. How about I bring it to your house today and we can drink it together?"
"But don't worry, Chen Feng. I won't eat fish today! When Jin Ling and her brother eat fish, I'll just drink some fish soup beside them!"
Chen Feng would not believe Yan Fugui's lies. He didn't eat the meat but only drank the soup? What about the old wine? The old wine might be real, but it just had too much water in it, which made it easy to have diarrhea.
In response, Chen Feng immediately said, "Teacher Yan, forget about drinking! I don't drink at all now! I'm afraid something might happen if I drink! Teacher Yan, have you forgotten what happened between Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu last year?"
Hearing Chen Feng's words, Yan Fugui was stunned on the spot. Seeing that he was stunned, Chen Feng quickly seized the opportunity and pushed the bicycle to the backyard.
Yan Fugui was lost in thought, thinking about what happened last year. He saw it with his own eyes.
Chen Feng fired two shots at Jia Dongxu on the spot, but luckily both shots missed. The next day, Yan Fugui went to look for the bullet. The bullet was very thick.
If Chen Feng's two shots had not missed, with such thick bullets, and hit Jia Dongxu, the whole hospital would probably have had a feast the next day.
So when Chen Feng mentioned what happened last year, Yan Fugui was a little distracted. When Yan Fugui came to his senses, he found that Chen Feng had disappeared long ago.
Upon seeing this, Yan Fugui could only sigh, blaming himself for not having the good fortune to eat such a big black fish. He hoped that he could catch one in the future!
However, when Chen Feng returned home with the big black fish, Jin Ling, who had not seen Chen Feng come back, had already started cooking.
It’s not that Jin Ling is not worried about Chen Feng, but Jin Ling thinks that Chen Feng is a grown man, not a little girl, so there is no danger he could encounter outside.
Besides, Chen Feng told me today that he is in charge of purchasing. If he doesn't come back at this time, it is possible that Chen Feng went to the countryside to purchase, but he didn't have time to tell me.
When Chen Feng brought the fish into the room, Jin Ming, who was playing in the main room, saw the big fish on the handlebars of Chen Feng's bicycle and immediately exclaimed.
"Wow! Brother-in-law, that fish you got is so big!"
When Chen Feng heard Jin Ming's words, he said proudly, "Jin Ming, how big is it? Let me tell you, this is what I caught outside the city today! In order to catch this fish, my fishing line was broken! What do you think? Brother-in-law is awesome!"
Although this fish was not caught by Chen Feng, it does not prevent Chen Feng from bragging. Anyway, no one can prove that this fish was not caught by Chen Feng.
Jin Ming also cooperated very well, looking at Chen Feng with his clear eyes, admiringly. He also said, "Brother-in-law is so awesome!"
Faced with this situation, Chen Feng was completely lost.
At this time, in the kitchen, Jin Ling had just finished cutting the vegetables and set them aside when she heard the conversation between Chen Feng and Jin Ming.
Jin Ling hurriedly walked out of the kitchen and saw Jin Ming looking at Chen Feng in admiration, while Chen Feng was standing there with a look of enjoyment on his face, accepting Jin Ming's admiration.
Seeing this scene, Jin Ling suddenly felt helpless. She looked at Chen Feng, who was already an adult, but was still as childish as Jin Ming. She really didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
So Jin Ling said, "What are you two doing? You're so startled!"
When Jin Ming heard what his sister said, he immediately turned to Jin Ling and said, "Sister, sister! My brother-in-law has caught a really big fish. It's even bigger than the one he caught the day before yesterday!"
Jin Ling then turned around and looked at the fish hanging on the handlebars of her bicycle while eating, and then glanced at the fishing rod.
Then he asked Chen Feng, "Husband, how did you manage to catch such a big fish with such a thin fishing rod and line?"
Chen Feng was shocked when he heard that Jin Ling was going to expose him! That was not okay! If the little fanboy he just got was exposed by Jin Ling, would he still have a little fanboy?
So Chen Feng quickly said with a specious argument, "Hey! Comrade Jin Ling, what do you mean? Are you questioning my fishing ability? Or do you want to destroy the manly bond between Jin Ming and me?"
Little fanboy Jin Ming also quickly said, "Brother-in-law is right! Sister, you can't destroy the bond between me and brother-in-law!"
In fact, Jin Ming didn’t know what bond was, but since her brother-in-law said so, she would definitely agree with him!
Chen Feng looked at Jin Ming who agreed with him with satisfaction, and thought to himself, this little fanboy is not bad! He can be used in the future, and he can be very useful!
Jin Ling looked at the two of them and said helplessly, "Okay! Two men, it's time to cook now. What do you want to eat? I'll make it for you!"
When Chen Feng heard that he was going to cook, he immediately pointed at the big black fish and said, "We're going to eat it today!"
Jin Ming also followed Chen Feng and echoed, "Yes! Just eat it!"
While speaking, he also imitated Chen Feng and pointed at the big black fish.
Jin Ling looked at the two of them with a frown on her face, and then said, "Okay! I'll make it for you, whatever you want to eat!"
Chen Feng waved his hand generously and said, "You don't have to do it, I'll do it myself! Today I'm going to make you a new dish that you've never eaten before!"
Jin Ming also imitated Chen Feng and waved his hand generously, and echoed, "You don't have to do it, brother-in-law will make new dishes that you have never eaten!"
When Jin Ling heard Jin Ming's words, she looked at Jin Ming with a dangerous look.
But Jin Ling still smiled and said to Chen Feng, "Husband, go to the kitchen and cook! I am really looking forward to the new dishes you make!"
In fact, Chen Feng wanted to use this black fish to make boiled fish fillets, but Jin Ling might have never eaten it before.
After hearing Jin Ling's words, Chen Feng went into the kitchen carrying the fish.
Jin Ming, who was standing by, also wanted to follow Chen Feng into the kitchen to see how he would make new dishes.
As a result, Jin Ling grabbed the back of his collar and asked, "What do you want to do?"
Jin Ming didn't even think about it and said, "I'm going to watch my brother-in-law cook!"
In fact, Jin Ling had long discovered that Jin Ming had been too playful since he escaped from the famine, so today was a good opportunity to teach him a lesson.
So Jin Ling grabbed Jin Ming by the back of his collar and started walking towards Jin Ming's room, saying as she walked, "What are you looking at cooking!!"
"Have you finished your homework for today?"
"Have you reviewed the lesson for tomorrow?"
"How long has it been since you last practiced your handwriting?"
"I don't have a brush now, and I need to practice my penmanship!"
"Let's go! I'll supervise you to complete each task today!"
Afterwards, Jin Ming was ruthlessly dragged into his room by Jin Ling.
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