Siheyuan: I just want to live
Chapter 55: Fooling Yan Fugui
With everyone working together, it didn't take long for Chen Feng's wild boar to be slaughtered, dehaired, and decomposed. Afterwards, Chen Feng put the pork into a sack and handed the pig's head to Sun Xiaojuan.
After passing out another round of cigarettes, Chen Feng got on his bicycle in high spirits and rode away, completely ignoring how to distribute the remaining wild boar - after all, for him, he had already got enough meat.
When Chen Feng arrived at the courtyard, he was suddenly stunned, because he was surprised to find Yan Fugui watering the flowers leisurely at the door! You know, it's still some time before eleven o'clock, according to common sense, Yan Fugui should be in school at this time!
However, Yan Fugui did not give Chen Feng too much time to be in a daze. He saw Chen Feng coming back pushing a bicycle with a bulging sack tied to the back seat.
So Yan Fugui quickly put down the shower head and ran to Chen Feng in two steps. He held the bicycle handlebar tightly with his left hand and reached for the mysterious sack with his right hand without hesitation.
While Chen Feng was still shocked by Yan Fugui's actions, Yan Fugui had already felt the sack from top to bottom. After confirming that it was full of meat, Yan Fugui asked in a cautious tone:
"Chen Feng, why did you bring back so much meat? Did you buy it in Pigeon Market? Let me tell you, this is illegal! If you give me half, I won't report you."
Chen Feng came back to his senses at this time, and didn't hear what Yan Fugui said just now. Instead, he asked the nervous Yan Fugui, "Teacher Yan, why are you at home now? Shouldn't you be at school?"
Yan Fugui thought Chen Feng was interrupting on purpose, so he said with some dissatisfaction, "Don't interrupt. I don't have classes this morning, so I'll stay at home and go to school in the afternoon. Let's divide the meat quickly! Otherwise, it will be bad if others see it!"
Chen Feng was very surprised by Yan Fugui's idea of sharing the meat, so he said in a bad tone, "Teacher Yan, why should I share the meat I brought back with you? You are not my elder! We are just neighbors!"
Yan Fugui became anxious when he heard what Chen Feng said. He stared at Chen Feng and threatened him fiercely, "If you don't give me half of the meat, I will report you! You bought so much meat in the Pigeon Market, you will definitely be arrested. Let's see what you will do then."
Yan Fugui then changed the subject and said with a slight smile, "If you give me half of the meat, I won't report you."
Chen Feng suppressed his smile and secretly sighed in his heart: Yan Fugui's logic is really ridiculous. It seems that there are really few good people in this courtyard. Even Yan Fugui, who is usually known for his sanctimonious appearance and love of teaching, showed such an ugly true face when facing meat.
Yan Fugui was too lazy to even ask about the origin of the meat, and he couldn't wait to assert that Chen Feng must have bought it from the Pigeon Market, and then he started to think about how to sit back and enjoy the benefits.
Chen Feng stared at Yan Fugui's ridiculous face, and suddenly an idea occurred to him, and he decided to tease him. He pretended to be curious and asked, "Teacher Yan, how can you be so sure that I bought this meat from the pigeon market? And who tipped you off?"
Yan Fugui looked disdainful and pouted his lips lightly, saying, "Do I need anyone else to tell me? I can guess with a little bit of thinking that you must have bought it in Pigeon Market! Otherwise, why don't you tell me where did you get this meat from?"
Chen Feng almost laughed again when he saw his expression, but he held back his laughter and continued to ask jokingly, "Is there a possibility that this meat is a New Year's benefit from our company?"
When Yan Fugui heard what Chen Feng said, his expression suddenly became dull and he stood there in a daze. His hands unconsciously slipped off Chen Feng's bicycle.
After being stunned for a moment, Yan Fugui stared at Chen Feng blankly and said in an unbelievable tone, "Your unit is just a broken scrap yard. How can one person get so much meat during the Chinese New Year? Don't lie to me, I don't believe it!"
Chen Feng was still calm and relaxed, and said leisurely, "Anyway, we distributed so much meat. Maybe it's because the scrap yard is doing well! The station manager saw that we were working hard, so he distributed more."
Hearing Chen Feng's words, Yan Fugui's originally calm face suddenly turned cloudy, as if someone had poured a basin of cold water on him, and his entire face fell. He sighed deeply, and that sigh was as heavy as if a stone that had been pressing on his chest for a long time finally fell to the ground.
Then, he murmured to himself in a tone full of disappointment and helplessness: "If only our school could give out as much meat as others do!" The sense of loss in his voice was moving.
However, at this moment, Chen Feng was muttering to himself. He was somewhat disdainful of Yan Fugui's idea - with your shabby school, it was already a blessing to be able to give each person a pound of oil during the New Year, and you actually dared to expect to give out meat? This is simply a foolish dream!
However, when Chen Feng saw Yan Fugui's dejected and sad look, he couldn't help wanting to tease him again. So Chen Feng turned slightly to the side, lowered his voice, and said to Yan Fugui mysteriously: "I went to the street office today..."
But who would have thought that before Chen Feng could finish the rest of his words, Yan Fugui interrupted him impatiently and asked anxiously: "Are you running to the street office to deliver official documents again? Who are you planning to report this time? Could it be Lao Yi?" There was a hint of nervousness and curiosity in his words.
Chen Feng was also confused by his sudden question. What was going on? Did I have to file a complaint when I went to the street office? Couldn't I have something else to do?
Also, it is not time to sue Yi Zhonghai yet. Wait until Yu Shui is an adult before suing Yi Zhonghai. Then we can strike him deadly and send him into the fence. If we sue him now, we will only end up helping Qin Huairu.
"Hey! Why are you interrupting me? Who wants to sue Yi Zhonghai? Do you want to listen? If not, I'm leaving!"
Chen Feng pushed the bicycle and pretended to leave. Yan Fugui immediately came to sit on the back seat, nodded repeatedly and said, "Listen, listen, why don't you listen, I won't say anything, you continue."
Chen Feng stopped walking, leaned forward, and whispered, "I went to the neighborhood office today and saw a batch of meat coming in. I secretly heard the staff say that there is a portion for our hospital, and it should be distributed in the next two days."
Yan Fugui's eyes lit up when he heard Chen Feng say that. If the street office distributes meat, then his family will definitely get one! This can't be missed!
Yan Fugui's eyes turned, and he asked Chen Feng seriously, "Did you hear it clearly? There is really a copy from our hospital? Did you hear it correctly?"
Chen Feng said vaguely, "I only heard them mention our hospital's share when they were doing the statistics, but I don't know about the others."
After Chen Feng spoke evasively and vaguely, Yan Fugui actually believed it without a doubt.
In fact, among the meat supplies distributed by the subdistrict office to the families of military martyrs, a portion will definitely be sent to the Jiang family. The reason why Chen Feng did this was to see Yan Fugui lose face in front of the staff of the subdistrict office, in order to avenge Yan Fugui's attempt to divide up his share of meat!
As soon as he finished speaking, Chen Feng turned to the absent-minded Yan Fu and asked, "Teacher Yan, I'll leave first, is that ok?"
Seeing that he could not gain any advantage from Chen Feng, Yan Fugui waved his hand nonchalantly and replied, "Well, OK, you can go back."
Then, he let go of Chen Feng's handlebars, picked up the shower head on the ground, turned around and walked towards home.
However, at this moment Chen Feng did not notice Yan Fugui's unusual behavior, because he was looking forward to the wonderful show that was about to be staged - watching how Yan Fugui would embarrass himself in front of everyone!
Chen Feng continued to push his bicycle towards home. He was in a very happy mood. He could even imagine the scene of Yan Fugui being scolded by the street office staff.
After finally returning home, Chen Feng started to process the hard-earned wild boar meat without stopping. He first cleaned the meat carefully, then sprinkled a layer of salt evenly on it, and then added various secret seasonings, gently rubbing it, allowing the flavor to fully penetrate every strand of meat. After completing these steps, he carefully hung the wild boar meat in the room to dry.
It's not that fresh pork is not delicious, but Chen Feng brought back fresh pork today. If you eat fresh pork every day, everyone will definitely be suspicious. It's better to make it into bacon.
After all this, Chen Feng could finally relax. He walked into the special bath in the space and enjoyed the warm and comfortable hot water bath. The steam filled the air, as if covering the entire space with a hazy veil. After taking a bath, Chen Feng felt refreshed and comfortable. So he found a place at random and soon fell into a sweet dream.
After an unknown amount of time, Chen Feng slowly opened his eyes and woke up from his sleep. He stretched and then got some food to fill his stomach. After eating and drinking, Chen Feng got busy again.
This time, he took out some bean cakes and soaked them in water, then picked a fat grass carp weighing more than ten kilograms, slaughtered it with a knife, and cut it into even pieces. Then, he sprinkled the right amount of salt and seasonings again and marinated the fish carefully.
After everything was arranged, Chen Feng left the space contentedly. When he returned to the real world, he glanced at his watch and was surprised to find that it was not yet three o'clock in the afternoon.
Chen Feng was bored, so he went to the door, sat on the steps, and listened to the gossips of the aunties in the alley.
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