The reborn son cursed his mother, bah, she heard it all

The chubby little boy looked at him with his round eyes, and his lips moved as if he was trying to say something.

But he was less than half a year old, so naturally he couldn't speak. But the next moment, the little fat boy clumsily climbed out of the crib, crawled to the edge of the bed, and with his two noodle-like legs trembling vigorously, he stood up with difficulty, and held Jiang Yuanlang's sleeves with both hands and was about to crawl in.

Jiang Yuanlang, "..."

"Hey, hey, I can't fit you in my sleeves, don't try to get in."

Xiao Yanzhi rolled his eyes, [Fool! Big fool! My cheap third uncle is indeed a big fool! ]

[I'm crawling through your sleeves, do you really think I'm going to go in? I'm asking you to take me out to play, stupid pig!]

Jiang Yuanlang lifted him up and held him back by the scruff of the neck like a cat, causing Xiao Yanzhi to feel even more devastated.

The baby with his chubby cheeks looked frighteningly dark.

Jiang Yuanlang felt guilty, "Oh no, it's Third Uncle who is wrong. Third Uncle shouldn't have mentioned you."

Little Yanzhi opened his mouth, narrowly avoiding biting the tip of his nose. He waved his dimpled arms and howled out a few words, "Go... Go... Go..."

Jiang Yuanlang pricked up his ears, "What? You want to run away?"

"...play..." Xiao Yanzhi tried his best, but it was the best he could do and he couldn't make any more sounds.

However, Jiang Yuanlang was very sensitive to playing and he could hear it right away.

His eyes lit up, "You, you want to go out and play, right? I told you, who would like to stay at home for ten days or half a month and grow worms? But they say something like self-cultivation, bullshit!

"Not letting me go out to play is fine, but even our little Yan Zhi is trapped in the mansion at such a young age. What a sin!

"Okay, Third Uncle loves you, so he'll take you out to play, but you better be good and don't cry. Wait for him to put on some bigger clothes."

Jiang Yuanlang was a man of action. He went back to his house and immediately found his largest piece of clothing before going to Kangjitang to steal the woman.

Little Yanzhi is very well behaved. He won’t cry unless he is hungry or has peed.

Therefore, Siyu and Yinrui, who knew his temper well, were either doing needlework or busy with other things; they would not stare at him without blinking with four eyes at the same time.

This gave Jiang Yuanlang an opportunity. He quietly unbuttoned his gown, then held little Yanzhi and made him lie on his chest a little lower. Then he quickly closed his gown, held up little Yanzhi's butt, and groaned with his belly sticking out, "Ahhh, I ate too much at noon. My stomach is going to explode. I can't take it anymore."

While attracting the attention of Siyu and Yinrui, he pretended to be mysterious and actually let him smuggle little Yanzhi out.

By the time Siyu and Yinrui discovered the situation and reported it to the old lady, and sent people to chase them out of the door, where were the uncle and nephew?

I have no idea where Ye went.

The old lady was so angry that she slammed the table and said, "If this bastard doesn't bring Zhizhi back safely, I will skin him alive!"

"Don't just stand here, find a way to find him. Send someone to the military camp and the Imperial College to inform the eldest and second sons. They know the third son. Everyone split up and look for him quickly."

At that time, little Yanzhi was sitting in Jiang Yuanlang's palm, pulling open his collar a little, and looking around the bustling streets curiously with his bright eyes.

[Wow! Finally my rebirth wasn't in vain. The taste of this mundane world is really addictive~]

[Third uncle, that's Fanlou, shall we go there to eat roast chicken? ]

Jiang Yuanlang ignored him.

[Uncle San, please walk slower, I like the sweet-scented osmanthus cakes here the most! ]

Jiang Yuanlang still ignored him.

[Third uncle! If you don’t listen to me, I’ll be angry!] Xiao Yanzhi felt so tired. It was so easy for him to communicate with his mother on weekdays.

What’s wrong with my third uncle? Why doesn’t he understand baby talk?

Just as he was cursing and feeling a little regretful about coming out with Jiang Yuanlang, he heard a sticky voice soliciting customers, "Sir, don't leave. Come in and sit down~"

"Come in~"

"We have new stuff today, Yangzhou skinny horses, they are very tasty and in great demand."

Suddenly, Jiang Yuanlang stopped strolling.

He lowered his head to look at the baby in his collar, "Zhizhi, have you seen the skinny horse in Yangzhou? How about your uncle take you to see it? If your great-grandmother gets angry later, I will say that your diaper was taken away by them, and I went in just to find your diaper. Well, let's put it this way, don't show your head, otherwise you may not be able to get in..."

Yan Zhi, "..."

[I believe your evil deeds! 】

In a fit of anger, he bit Jiang Yuanlang's chest hard, right on the little bean.

Jiang Yuanlang grimaced in pain, but he pretended to be bloated and walked into Tianxiang Tower as if nothing had happened.

The madam and several girls behind him looked at his back and wondered, "What's wrong with this guy? Does he have lice?"

"You look well-dressed, but why are you so untidy?"

Xiao Yanzhi, [You are the louse, your whole family is louse! ]

*

Qishan Cliff.

Looking down from above, it was at least several dozen meters. Jiang Ying felt dizzy and almost fell down, and was supported by Yan Zhuo.

Neither of them spoke.

It's a bit tacit.

I thought that if I fell from here, my chances of survival would be very slim.

But no matter how small the situation is, we must try our best, just like Yan Zhuo said, if he's alive, we must see him in person; if he's dead, we must see his body!

"Let's find a way down." Jiang Ying said, closing his eyes.

Yan Zhuo had no objection, "Okay. You've just been running all the way, you must be exhausted. Sit here and rest for a while. I'll go find the way down the mountain."

Jiang Ying nodded and didn't try to be brave.

Although riding a horse may seem tiring, it is actually not easy for the person involved, not to mention that she had never ridden a horse before.

Soon, Yan Zhuo found the way down the mountain. It was a wild road, and if you didn't look carefully, it was no different from any other mountain road that no one had ever walked on.

Yan Zhuo felt distressed and said, "Why don't I go down alone and you can meet us up there."

What he said about supporting her was because he didn't want her to suffer.

The mountain road is so steep that it is easy to roll down like Jiang Shang if you take a step down.

"I can." Jiang Ying turned around and tucked her skirt into her waist. She was wearing white trousers underneath the skirt.

Yan Zhuo, "..."

Does this mean you don’t treat me as an outsider?

Jiang Ying had something on his mind, so he naturally didn't pay attention to his expression. He pulled a vine, tried it out to see if it could be used, and the next second he calmly and quickly tied the vine around his waist.

Yan Zhuo raised his eyebrows. Great, he discovered another new skill of hers.

Rich experience in wilderness survival.

Jiang Ying also pulled one for Yan Zhuo and said, "Tie it up, it's safer. I used to do this a lot when I went up the mountain to collect herbs."

"Oh." Yan Zhuo did as he was told without any disbelief.

After all, they can create things out of thin air, including those miraculous medicines...what else can't they believe in?

The two of them walked down with difficulty, supporting each other. When they were almost halfway up the mountain, Jiang Ying felt something was wrong because the traces of the thorns being rolled down seemed to have disappeared.

Does this mean that Jiang Shang didn’t actually roll to the bottom?

Yan Zhuo focused his attention and saw what was going on. He pulled Jiang Ying's arm and said, "Yingying, wait a moment."

Jiang Ying, "You saw it too? Those undamaged thorns."

Yan Zhuo was stunned for a moment, then nodded, "Well, it seems we have to find a way to swing over and see if my father-in-law is blocked by something halfway up the mountain."

If that's the case, then there is a glimmer of hope for survival.

As soon as he finished speaking, a glowing bottle suddenly appeared in Jiang Ying's hand.

Yan Zhuo looked carefully and found that there was a larva in the bottle. It had wings and should be able to fly.

Jiang Ying pulled out the cork with a bang and said, "Look, this is a firefly that is extremely sensitive to heat (infrared rays). It will fly to where there are living things.

"Rather than risking our lives without knowing the situation, why not let the Firefly explore the way first, and then we can find it later."

Because the missing fireflies glow, they are very easy to find, even after dark.

This was originally an ordinary firefly, but it became like this because Jiang Ying fed it with a special spiritual herb from the space.

It was her experiment when she was bored.

I didn't expect it would come in handy.

Hundreds of fireflies scrambled out of the glass bottles. Some of them stayed on Jiang Ying and Yan Zhuo, while many more flew away in all directions.

Like faint spots of light, they occasionally stop on tree trunks, but after a while continue to fly forward until they detect the infrared rays of animals, and then stop moving forward.

Of course there are many living things in the mountains, but if they move, the fireflies are lazy and won't keep chasing them.

But the animals that are actually dead are cool and cannot attract them.

So, after they rested for half an hour, they saw at least dozens of fireflies flying towards a cliff not far away. They looked at each other and said in unison, "Over there!"