Siheyuan: Survival Guide for Courtyard No. 95

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PS: The storage place of human brain.

PS: This book is a fictional parallel time and space, parallel world, and has nothing to do with reality and history. Any similarities between names and events are purely coincidental!

This is a novel, not reality, so please don't take it too seriously, dear readers. If you want to read a purely entertaining story, then this is the one I'll read next time.

On the Qingming Festival in 2024, before the start of the S3 season, a certain grand (not a typo) cemetery was already crowded with people and the ground was covered with flowers. The ashes of paper money flew up to the sky along the furnace, and no one knew whether they were sent to the atmosphere or to some god.

In front of a simple tombstone, Zhao Shanhe placed the prepared offerings and flowers, and wiped the tombstone and the glass cover containing the flowers with a rag.

"Mom, your son is here to see you again. I wonder if you are doing well over there. I am still the same here and I am doing well in school. Dad has found someone younger than him. You will have someone to take care of you from now on. You have worked hard for half your life. This is a good opportunity to take a break. I will give you the money later and make sure you eat and drink well over there without worrying about me."

After nagging for a long time, he finally lit three incense sticks in front of his mother's grave and poured a few cups of Wuliangye. He left half a bottle, which was left for the management staff. He only hoped that they would take a walk and take a look when they have time, and report any accidental damage in time.

A lot of gold ingots and paper money were burned in the big stove of the twelve zodiac animals at the door. He also gave them the latest Apple products, a villa, a car and two maids. After doing all this, he washed his hands with Wahaha and then Zhao Shanhe slowly walked out of the cemetery.

Zhao Shanhe, male, 18 years old.

When he was born, the doctor on night shift at the hospital was watching Young and Dangerous. His father watched the show with them and somehow fell in love with the character of Shan Ji. He insisted on naming the child this. People in his hometown said that the name was good and sounded grand, but Zhao Shanhe himself did not think so because the nickname was not nice.

In junior high and high school, he was often laughed at by his classmates because of this ugly name. He did not indulge those classmates. If you dare to call me a nickname, I will beat you up. Because he dares to fight and fight, no one dares to bully him, and no gangsters dare to block the school gate to ask him for money. However, he still regrets that the old man did not name him Ekin Zhao, otherwise, would his nickname be handsome boy? Or he could also be the gang leader.

When he was about to graduate from junior high school, his mother died of a serious illness. His father acted like a real man and sold everything he could at home. Unfortunately, his mother was not cured in the end because of the lack of treatment options at the time.

His mother was gone and his father was busy with work, so Zhao Shanhe was completely unattended. His high school career was like a wild horse that had run away from its reins, let alone his academic performance. It was no longer just a continuous decline; it was simply like a pilot parachuting - a rapid decline.

Fortunately, he is a child of the poor and has grown up early. During the holidays, he can earn some hard-earned money. He can basically see the end of his life's learning. He should get to know the society in advance. Isn't it said that it is difficult to find a job after the age of 35? It's okay, I'm still young, and I can work for at least 20 years.

What he didn't know was that he was being targeted the moment he walked out of the cemetery.

"9527, that little boy with a buzz cut, wearing a high school uniform and glasses is our target Zhao Shanhe? He's too young, isn't he?"

"Captain, it's him. As long as we finish this job, our year-end bonus will be secure. Someone paid a lot of money and specifically asked for it."

"OK, Team A will drive the dump truck, and Team B will stop other pedestrians and vehicles to prevent accidents. We no longer have any fault quotas. 9527, you go over and chat with them. Start the action now."

Zhao Shanhe didn't know he had already been involved and was still walking towards the bus stop. The cemetery was dozens of miles away from the city, and he didn't have a private car, so taking the two-yuan bus was the most cost-effective.

As he was walking, a guy with purple hair and a pair of large frog-shaped sunglasses on his face came towards him and stopped him with his hand.

"Little classmate, is this the Hongda Cemetery?"

Looking back at the large plaque at the entrance of the cemetery a dozen steps away, Zhao Shanhe immediately thought that he had met a blind man, but then he thought that was not right. Could a blind person reach out to stop him?

While I was thinking, someone suddenly called out from behind.

"Watch out for the cars, get out of the way!"

Before he could make any move, he felt himself flying into the air, followed by intense pain and a tearing sensation. The last scene he saw was a dump truck passing through the blind man in front of him and disappearing at the end of the road. Is 3D so realistic now?

Before he landed, a huge attraction came down from the sky. Zhao Shanhe only felt his soul being sucked out of his broken body, and he knew nothing after that.

At this time, the entrance to the cemetery was in chaos because of the horrific car accident, and no one paid attention to 9527.

"Captain, is the mission accomplished?"

"Mission accomplished successfully. 9527, you will leave the scene immediately. Everyone else should do the same. Erase the memories of the humans near you and evacuate."

9527 appeared a few kilometers away in a few flashes, took out the task card and prepared to submit it. After completing this task, he could be promoted from a temporary worker to a regular worker. His hands and feet were shaking with excitement, but when he saw the old man in his seventies on the card, he realized that he had caused a big disaster.

"Captain, please answer. I think I made a mistake. Although the target of the mission is also called Zhao Shanhe, it is clearly an old man on the mission card. What should I do?"

The captain's scalp tingled when he heard the call from 9527. Their team had already exceeded the error quota this year, and this time they sent the wrong person. This made him extremely annoyed, and he felt that the year-end bonus was getting further and further away from him.

"You ask me what to do? Of course it's nothing. You can't even get the mission target wrong. You definitely won't get a promotion this time. You go find out the whereabouts of that little guy, and I'll be in charge of negotiating with the higher-ups. If it doesn't work, you can compensate the other party. Otherwise, you'll be in a very bad situation and will probably be sent to the transportation team."

The two were busy cleaning up the mess, but our protagonist Zhao Shanhe had been sent into the turbulence of time. No one spent a large sum of money to reincarnate him, so he could only take things as they come.