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Looking at the marriage certificate in her hand, Zhang Chunmei didn't know what to feel. It was like a bottle of mixed feelings, but mostly joy.

Men like handsome men, and so do women.

Zhang Chunmei knew that she was ugly, and she felt like she had found a treasure by marrying a handsome guy like Li Meng. How could she not be happy?

"Mengzi..."

"Still call me Mengzi?"

Zhang Chunmei blushed at this: "Didn't you say that we should get married first, then fall in love, and get along slowly?"

Hearing this, Li Meng smiled and raised the marriage certificate in his hand: "That's what I said, but for this, you have to shout out something new for me to hear."

Zhang Chunmei rolled her eyes at him with a mixture of shame and anger, but finally called out, "Boss."

"Oh, that's right." Li Meng held her face and kissed her.

"Oh, there are so many people here. We'll call the Bound-Foot Detective Team over later."

"What are you afraid of? We have a certificate, those little old ladies can't control us!"

As he was talking, an old lady wearing a red armband came over with a unfriendly look on her face.

The little triangular-eyed man glared and grabbed Li Meng's arm: "What are you doing!"

"Why do you mind me kissing my wife?" Li Meng raised the marriage certificate: "Did you see it? There's a certificate!"

The old lady glanced at the marriage certificate and her eyes widened: "What's wrong with having a certificate? You kissed in the street in broad daylight, what kind of behavior is this? You are promoting a bad social atmosphere and destroying the construction of the community! Come on, follow me!"

"What are you doing? Is it illegal for me to kiss my wife?"

"It's not against the law, but I must criticize you with my comrades for your behavior!"

Zhang Chunmei panicked when she heard this. Although it was not illegal, it would be embarrassing to be criticized.

On the contrary, Li Meng was not in a hurry. He broke free from the old lady's hand, turned around and hugged his wife horizontally, and raised his eyebrows at the old lady: "Fuck you, you treat a chicken feather as a token of authority, come and chase me if you have the guts!"

After saying that, he ran away, and the old lady almost fainted from anger.

"Stop it, you little bastard!"

"Don't run!"

The old lady was chasing after him, but how could she outrun a big boy like Li Meng?

Not to mention that Li Meng had the strength of an ox and a tiger, and he disappeared in less than a minute.

"Haha, boss, I think that old lady's mouth is crooked with anger." Zhang Chunmei was laughing happily in Li Meng's arms.

At first she was worried about being caught, but when she saw her husband running faster and faster, she felt relieved. She had long been annoyed with these bound-foot detectives who liked to show off their power, but she had never had the courage to do what Li Meng did.

"Is it fun, wife?"

Li Meng let Zhang Chunmei down.

"It's fun!" Zhang Chunmei laughed, "But you can't do this all the time. People always say that the King of Hell is easy to deal with, but the little ghosts are hard to deal with. If you really offend these little old ladies, you'll be in trouble."

"Well, I was just teasing that old lady. We both had a marriage certificate, but she kept putting the blame on me. I must have saved her during peacetime, otherwise I would have kicked her out long ago."

"Boss, it's not nice to hit someone."

"I know, I just said that, wife, let's go home."

"Let's buy something before we go back." Zhang Chunmei said, "Now that we've got the marriage certificate, we need to prepare some food and drinks for the wedding banquet. We should also buy some White Rabbit candies and give them to the people in the courtyard when we go back."

[Choose 1, hold a banquet, reward: Bajiquan mastery.]

[Choice 2, no banquet, reward: Saint-level medical skills.]

The prompt tone suddenly sounded.

Both rewards are good.

But Li Meng already has the strength of an ox and a tiger, so using boxing skills would be useless.

Instead, it was the master-level medical skills that attracted him.

With this medical skill, are you still worried that you can't cure the birthmark on your wife's face?

"Why hold a banquet?" Li Meng said, "It's not worth spending that much money. It's not even enough to collect the share. Isn't frugality advocated now? Then we should respond to the country's call to put an end to extravagance and waste. Frugality comes first. We can just buy enough for our family to eat. Besides, from what you said, there are really not many good people in the whole compound. Inviting them to a banquet? They are so beautiful."

Zhang Chunmei also thought so. She was different from the fairies in later generations. Women only get married once in their lives. They have to have a sense of ceremony and not leave any regrets in their lives.

Zhang Chunmei didn't have that idea at all. She could see that her husband didn't want to hold a wedding banquet because he was worried about her and was angry with the residents in the courtyard.

Then I thought that now is a year of disaster, so it would be helpful to save some money.

"Okay, I'll listen to you. Nowadays, there are many people who get married but don't have a wedding banquet. So let's buy some White Rabbit milk candies and hand them out as wedding candies when we get back."

"White Rabbit Milk Candy? That's too cheap for them, do they deserve it?" Li Meng laughed, "What kind of candy is not candy? Buy some rock candy and make do with it. Give one piece to each family to let them know that you have a man."

Hearing this, Zhang Chunmei glanced at Li Meng and couldn't help but chuckled: "Boss, you're so smart, but isn't this too stingy? Won't the neighbors gossip about it?"

"Who dares to chew?" Li Meng said with a smile, "We are advocating frugality and putting an end to extravagance and waste. We are responding to the call of the country. If anyone dares to say that we are stingy, let him go to Xiyuan and argue with those grown men."

Seeing Li Meng's tough attitude, Zhang Chunmei nodded to show her agreement.

My heart is filled with a sense of security. With such a powerful man coming to take over the household, who in the yard can bully me in the future?

"Then let's go buy some rock candy! And a chicken, and we can celebrate at home."

"Okay, by the way, wife, you're not going to work today?"

"Well, I'm on vacation today."

The couple talked as they walked, and at the same time, vast knowledge like the ocean was poured into their minds. In the blink of an eye, Li Meng possessed master-level medical skills.

The knowledge included includes medical skills from ancient and modern times, both at home and abroad, and even from the future.

Li Meng couldn't help but marvel at the profoundness of medical skills.

Both Chinese medicine and Western medicine have their merits and subtleties.

It even includes the art of incantation and so on.

Li Meng benefited a lot and couldn't help but look at his wife.

"Why are you staring at me?" Zhang Chunmei joked, "Why? Do you regret marrying an ugly woman like me so soon?"

"No." Li Meng smiled and said, "When I was a child, a Taoist priest passed by my house and asked for water to drink. He gave me a medical book. I studied it by myself for a while, and there was a folk remedy in it that could cure birthmarks."

"real or fake?"

"I lied to you that I was a puppy."

Zhang Chunmei smiled. Her parents had sought medical treatment for her face since she was a child. They had tried all kinds of folk remedies, but none of them worked.

At this moment, she could hear what her man said sincerely, but she didn't take it to heart.

But we should give it a try, what if?

"Well, let's try your remedy later. If it doesn't work, you'll become a puppy."

"Haha, okay, let's give it a try!"