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The front yard, Yan Bugui’s home.

The eldest son Yan Jiecheng was humming a little tune while pouring hot water, and he was obviously in a good mood.

Seeing this, Yan Bugui asked, "Boss, how is your partner doing?"

"Not bad, hehe." Yan Jiecheng smiled proudly and said, "I guess after a while, I'll be able to hold her hand..."

Yan Bugui chuckled: "What a shame! You become so beautiful just by holding hands? And it will take a while? You haven't even touched her hand in all this time?"

Yan Jiecheng laughed and said, "We're not married and haven't obtained a marriage certificate, how can you mess around with her? My partner is a very good person. Do you think she can just pick up a man at home like Zhang Chunmei in the backyard?"

The third aunt said, "That's true. But after all, Zhang Chunmei's find is worth it."

Yan Bugui said, "How can it not be worth it? Not to mention that Li Meng is so good at making money, Zhang Chunmei made a profit just by curing her birthmark. If they get divorced in the future, Zhang Chunmei can marry into a good family with her face."

Speaking of Zhang Chunmei and her husband, Auntie Three suddenly asked, "By the way, Old Yan, didn't you send some Chinese couplets with the Chinese character for blessing to his family? His family is rich, maybe they can give you some extra money as a reward."

"Payment?"

Yan Bugui curled his lips and said, "Bullshit! Do you think I didn't deliver it? They said they didn't need my couplets, and they bought them outside. Don't you think there's something wrong with that? Can the words written outside be as good as mine? Can they be cheaper than me?"

Yan Jiecheng snickered and said, "Indeed, Dad, your handwriting is so cheap. Others' words are worth a thousand gold coins, but yours are worth only a penny."

"Fuck you!" Yan Bugui glared at him, "What are you talking about? Well, forget about getting any peanuts tonight."

"Dad, I was wrong..."

......

In the middle courtyard, Shazhu's house.

The sound of cracking melon seeds came one after another.

"Boss, you continue chatting with Yushui. I'll go watch Zhuzi cook." Zhang Chunmei said.

Li Meng was puzzled and said, "What's so good about cooking? We just need to wait and eat it."

Zhang Chunmei smiled and said, "I want to ask for your advice. I hope I can learn a few tricks so that I can cook for you later."

"Ouch." He Yushui said with a smile: "Sister Chunmei, you really care for Brother Mengzi."

Li Meng was also slightly moved: "My wife is so good, go ahead, wife."

Li Meng opened a bottle of Arctic Ocean and drank it all in one gulp, burping once more.

He asked casually, "Yushui, you are old enough now, don't you have a boyfriend?"

He Yushui shook her head: "No, I just started working not long ago, and I don't want to date so early, mainly because I haven't met someone who satisfies me."

"Hey, you have high standards, don't you?"

"Of course not." He Yushui raised his chin and said, "I want to find a partner. First, he must be educated. Second, he must be from the city. Third, he must look good. I don't say he must be as handsome as you, Mengzi, but at least he must be better than Jia Dongxu. If he looks like my brother, I won't marry him even if he has mountains of gold and silver."

Li Meng was amused when he heard this, but Sha Zhu, who was busy working, was not happy: "Hey? You little ungrateful bastard, what's wrong with me? I, your brother, am not bad looking either!"

"Ah, yes, my silly brother is not bad, he is not bad." He Yushui covered his mouth and laughed.

As we were chatting, we suddenly started talking about children.

He Yushui said: "Brother Mengzi, when you and Sister Chunmei have a baby, can I be the child's godmother?"

Li Meng smiled and said, "Sure, why can't it be possible?"

Sha Zhu continued, "That's a good relationship. Let's make it a deal. I'll be the child's godfather then."

He Yuyu:? ? ?

Li Meng laughed loudly: "That's impossible. Yu Shui is the godmother and you are the godfather? Are you two...tsk tsk tsk tsk, this is an ethical issue! It's immoral, Zhuzi!"

Silly Zhu was stunned.

Then he reacted.

He blushed and said, "Well, it was a slip of the tongue, it was a slip of the tongue! Mengzi, you can't talk nonsense, she is my own sister!"

"What a silly guy!" He Yushui rolled his eyes.

......

[Ding, fishing is successful, congratulations to the host for obtaining: Rejuvenation Pill x2, which has been automatically stored in the portable space. ]

[Ding, fishing is successful, congratulations to the host for obtaining: Rejuvenating Pills x2, which have been automatically stored in the portable space.]

[Ding, fishing is successful, congratulations to the host for obtaining: 100 grams of gold, which has been automatically stored in the portable space.]

【…】

In a blink of an eye, it is the seventh day of the New Year.

It is also the day for the new system to be refreshed.

Li Meng had gained a lot from the previous Zhutian Fishing System.

Especially two each of the Rejuvenation Pill and the Anti-aging Pill.

As the name suggests.

Rejuvenation Pill: Can instantly restore all injuries.

Anti-aging pill: can keep you youthful forever.

Li Meng kept the rejuvenation pill for emergency use, and he and his wife took one each of the anti-aging pills.

Li Meng lied to her and said that they were candy beans. Zhang Chunmei didn't think much about it and ate them directly.

As for the future, if she doesn't look old even after she's in her 40s, will she be sliced ​​or something...

Decades later, Li Meng felt that if he had not transformed into a native of his motherland, he would have been very low-key. Slicing and the like did not exist at all.

Today is the seventh day of the New Year.

Last night, the couple played a little crazy and stayed up most of the night.

There was no other choice but to use the power of an ox and a tiger to strengthen his body, plus the Yinlong Pill powder, which made Li Meng as strong as superman.

I released all my emotions and tossed around for half the night.

As a result, the couple didn't get up early in the morning.

When I opened my eyes, I was almost late for work.

"Wife, it's too late to cook, let's buy something to eat outside."

"to make."

The couple quickly got up, washed, and left the compound together.

I bought some fried dough sticks on the street and ate them while walking. At the same time, the new system arrived.

[Ding, the system of punishing evil and promoting good is binding...]

【Binding completed.】

[Host completes random tasks and can obtain random rewards. ]

"A task-based system?"

While I was thinking about it, the crime radar in my mind suddenly started flashing.

Li Meng looked in the direction of the radar with a sense of understanding.

He was a middle-aged man in his forties, with an ordinary appearance, the kind that would be inconspicuous in a crowd. He was about 1.7 meters tall and had a crew cut.

At first glance, the first impression it gives is simplicity and honesty.

But the information displayed by the system is not the case.

【Name: Qian Jiu.】

【male.】

[Crimes committed: comfort crime, serious injury, murder, treason...]

【Status: Not yet executed. 】

【Home address: Liulichang.....】

Li Meng was reading the message.

The system task also sounded.

[Ding, current mission: capture enemy spy Qian Jiu. ]

"Enemy spy?" Li Meng frowned and shook his head secretly, thinking that no matter how good the reward was, he couldn't take the risk.

There is a high probability, or rather, a certainty, that the enemy spies have guns.

It is true that I am as strong as an ox and a tiger and I am proficient in Bajiquan, but no matter how high my martial arts skills are, I am still afraid of bullets.

If you are not careful, someone may get injured, disabled or even die. Is it worth it?

However......

[Completion reward: random. ]

[Failure penalty: Randomly deprive the host of one thing, including but not limited to: money, health, lifespan, life, skills...]

【Task time limit: 24 hours.】

Li Meng:? ? ?

Fuck you!

I actually encountered the legendary bullshit system that punishes those who fail to complete the task!