Xu Damao's Thirty-Six Stratagems in Siheyuan

When Xu Damao, Lou Xiao'e and Zhang Taihe's family were eating mutton hotpot at Donglaishun, something big happened in Courtyard No. 95.

When Jia Zhang saw her son Jia Dongxu coming home dejected, she couldn't help but ask, "Dongxu, what's wrong?"

Jia Dongxu went straight into the room in a bad mood and lay down on the bed. Seeing that she couldn't get any information from him, Jia Zhang went to ask Yi Zhonghai across the street.

"Dongxu failed the exam today, and he quarreled with a coworker and split his head. He has to pay 15 yuan and cannot take the exam again for two years. Sister Jia, go back and persuade Dongxu. It has already happened and there is nothing we can do. I hope he will learn from it and work harder in the future."

When Jia Zhang heard that she had to pay fifteen yuan as compensation, which was half a month's salary for Jia Dongxu, she pounced on Yi Zhonghai and scratched his face while he was having dinner. She scratched Yi Zhonghai's right cheek, leaving four bloody marks all over his face.

"Ah, Jia Xiaohua, are you crazy? Why are you tickling me?" Yi Zhonghai covered his face, "Guifang, quickly give me a towel, bring some money, and go to the hospital to get bandaged."

"You son of a bitch, Yi Zhonghai, you are my teacher, but you didn't teach me well. You also let my son Dongxu get bullied in the factory. You have to pay me the 15 yuan, or I will scratch you every time I see you. God has pity on you. I will not live any longer. The whole compound is bullying my orphan and widow Jia family."

An old lady gave Yi Zhonghai a towel and some money and prepared to go to the hospital for bandaging. Unexpectedly, Jia Zhang hugged Yi Zhonghai's legs and refused to let him go. The old lady stepped forward and kicked Jia Zhang in the face with such great force that even the old lady did not expect it. It broke two of Jia Zhang's front teeth and her mouth was full of blood. She looked hideous and terrible.

Qin Huairu, who was cooking in the house, heard the crying and shouted, and quickly put down the spatula, "Dongxu, go and have a look, mom and your master are arguing, someone is going to die."

When Jia Dongxu arrived at Yi Zhonghai's house, he was stunned. Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang were both covered in blood, and Jia Zhang and the aunt were tearing each other's hair and rolling on the ground.

People in the front and back yards heard the noise and gathered at the door of Yi Zhonghai's house, but no one tried to stop the fight.

Liu Haizhong, who was pregnant, came late and shouted, "Stop, stop, you are all trying to save your life, why don't you go to the hospital right away."

Auntie Yi and Jia Zhang each tore off a small piece of their scalp.

Oh my God, what kind of scene is this, a melee and a bloody mess.

Jia Dongxu is really a mama's boy. He has no opinion at all. It was Liu Haizhong who expressed his opinion. "Dongxu, help your mother to the hospital quickly. Uh, Shazhu, Shazhu is here, help the uncle to the hospital quickly. Second aunt, accompany the aunt to the hospital. If there is bleeding, you still need to go to the hospital to treat it. Tetanus is very serious."

This time Liu Haizhong was clear and well-organized, and he immediately controlled the situation. The onlookers gradually dispersed.

It was already late when Yi Zhonghai and others returned from the hospital.

An old lady came home and complained about Yi Zhonghai.

"Old Yi, why are you doing this? If you hadn't insisted on taking Jia Dongxu in, you wouldn't have met with this disaster today. Look at your right cheek, it's so itchy, how can you go out and meet people?"

Yi Zhonghai was also very angry, "Guifang, Dongxu is a good person, but his mother is lazy and unreasonable. Hey... Guifang, although we are not very old now, the doctor said that there is basically no hope for us to have children. Don't you want Dongxu to take care of us in our old age?"

The auntie was deflated at once, but she was still angry. She was having dinner, but suddenly there was a big fight. Now the couple were both in pain and hungry. "Lao Yi, is Jia Dongxu the only one in the courtyard? I think Zhuzi can also be considered? Dongxu is irresponsible and lazy. He is just like a Jia woman. I feel uncomfortable no matter how I look at him. He is not as reliable as Zhuzi. Zhuzi is also a good cook. Isn't he better than Dongxu...!"

"What do you know? He Daqing is not dead. If he returns to Kyoto, our plan will be ruined. I have my own ideas. Go heat up the food."

Xu Damao and his wife did not return to No. 95 Courtyard today. They are now discussing life on Yandaixie Street.

Xu Damao paid a master who had also been promoted to a higher level to cook mutton hotpot for him. Although it cost Xu Damao almost half a month's salary, for Xu Damao, who had been enlightened by the ideas and concepts of the 21st century, it was totally worth it.

With a skill in hand, you can control the world. Money is common, but skills are rare. It is a blessing in life to meet a teacher who is willing to teach you wholeheartedly.

Xu Damao really began to integrate into the Zhang family's martial arts circle.

So he and Lou Xiao'e were also very excited today and chose to go to Yandaixie Street to indulge their happy hearts.

The whole process was smooth and full of love, and the climaxes were endless. Afterwards, they embraced each other tenderly, appreciated each other, and talked about their feelings...

This time was the most harmonious time for the two since they got married.

"Da Mao, are you tired?"

"How can I be tired when I'm with you? Men should never say no. Being with you is such a blessing."

"Master Zhang's family is actually very gentle, and they don't look like martial artists at all. Aren't martial artists usually fierce and muscular? They don't seem to be like that."

"Master Zhang is learning high-level skills, not Russian strongmen. There are many kinds of Chinese martial arts. I am learning Xingyi Baguazhang from Master Zhang now. You have heard of it, right? If I learn well and deeply, I may be able to practice internal strength. This technique emphasizes flexibility, flexibility, and agility, especially the stability of the lower body. When attacking, all the strength of the whole body is concentrated on one point, which is very training. I have also reported to Master and asked you to practice standing still. You can also strengthen your body, especially it can make you more beautiful. Do you want to practice?"

"Practice, I will definitely practice. I will actively do things that can make me beautiful. Damao, when will you teach me?"

"Well, let's start tomorrow after you've rested up, okay? It's late now, my lady, let's get some sleep."

"Okay, Damao, hold me and sleep."

It was at noon the next day when Xu Damao ran into Sha Zhu while buying food in the third canteen and heard what happened in the No. 95 compound the previous night.

Sha Zhu was still as mean as ever, "Xu Damao, why didn't you go back to the compound yesterday? You might not know yet, but Jia Zhang fought with an aunt for three hundred rounds yesterday, and her front teeth are gone. Now she can't even speak with a lisp. From now on, you can really hear her cursing in the compound." Sha Zhu smiled heartlessly while serving food to Xu Damao. Because he was in a good mood, he gave Xu Damao a big spoonful of stewed cabbage with fatty slices.

"He Yuzhu, after all, Jia Zhang and Auntie are your neighbors in the middle courtyard. You have nothing to be happy about when they fight. I advise you to stop talking nonsense, otherwise Auntie Jia Zhang will be the first one to scold you."

"That's not the case. I haven't offended her."

"Humph, you always stare at Qin Huairu when you come back to the compound every day. She's afraid that you won't be able to take your eyes off her after you see her. You'd better find a partner. Let's go, let's go eat. Shazhu, buy me a drink when you have time."

"Xu Damao, why should I treat you to a drink? You're just dreaming. Don't think that you're so great just because you're married. Just wait and see. I, He Yuzhu, promise to marry a beautiful lady from heaven and let you see."