Xu Damao's Thirty-Six Stratagems in Siheyuan

The story is fictional and any similarity is purely coincidental.

For Xu Damao, the winter solstice at 2014 pm on December 12, 22, was a nightmare. No, it should be said that the dream did not come true, but the nightmare had already arrived.

He was really panicked. It was so cold outside in Kyoto. He was a civil servant with double bachelor's degrees in Chinese and History from Beijing Normal University and a master's degree in Chinese. He had passed the civil service examination with excellent results and became a formal civil servant. But now he had become a commoner.

There is a joke that says: The end point of everyone’s struggle is to become a civil servant, and the end point of life is Tieling.

He, a young man who was only 2011 years old in 27, did it.

Of course, it was better originally. In 2011, Xu Damao, who was born in Kyoto and had a good family, his father was a deputy director-level cadre of a certain bureau, and his mother was a senior teacher of a certain middle school. As the only child in the family, he passed the civil service examination and was assigned to the secretarial department of a district government in Kyoto. Not long after, he became a correspondent for a deputy district mayor, which was actually a full-time secretary. If everything went well, he might be able to get a deputy section-level position in a year and officially join the national cadre team.

A handsome man and a pretty woman are assets and gifts from God. However, there is also a thousand-year-old saying that beautiful women are often short-lived.

A good start in life was ruined by my lower body.

Xu Damao's direct service leader has a daughter-in-law who is not young but is very well maintained. She is a deputy section-level official and has a lot of free time. She often goes to the gym to exercise her buttocks and goes to the beauty salon for maintenance.

When Xu Damao went to the leader's home to deliver documents for the first time, the leader's wife was attracted by the handsome man with a height of 178, six-pack abs, broad shoulders and a handsome waist. Of course, the mature woman with a graceful figure, big butt and big breasts also made Xu Damao feel like a good cabbage was taken away by a pig. You have to know that this deputy district chief is really ordinary in appearance. In addition, in order to climb up, there must be various social events and meetings. Naturally, the family's one acre and three points of land are somewhat abandoned.

A few months later, the beautiful woman used both kindness and force, coercion and inducement, and the two had their first time. Once there is a first time, there will be N times.

As luck would have it, just as the one-year probation period was approaching, the deputy district chief caught this situation in the act.

Fortunately, the deputy district chief did not want to let the family's dirty laundry be exposed, so he persuaded Xu Damao with kind words that he must leave. He arranged for him to go to the unit of the next district where his good brother was the director: the district development and reform commission.

Hehe, Xu Damao was stuck in the rubbish post of the Development and Reform Commission, and he was still a section officer for more than two years. In 2014, he was already over 30 years old. It was difficult for him to be promoted to deputy section officer, or even if he was promoted to deputy section officer, he would be difficult to be valued by his superiors in his career, and basically lost the possibility of promotion.

Xu Damao had given up on himself, but fortunately his work was relatively leisurely and he usually did some policy research.

After tasting the sweetness, Xu Damao knew the beauty of young women at a young age, and he couldn't stop. Not long after he arrived at the Development and Reform Commission, he was spotted by a beautiful divorced young woman in his unit, and the two were inseparable. Everyone in the Development and Reform Commission knew about it.

He often hangs out in bars and KTVs, chatting up pretty girls and having one-night stands. Now, Xu Damao has also chatted up the girl he almost married in his junior high and high school class. The other person is not bad in terms of conditions, so who would allow you to cheat before marriage, and cheat many times?

Failure at work and disappointment in marriage made Xu Damao even more unbridled.

Fortunately, his salary was not low and his family was well off, so they applied for an affordable housing unit of more than 60 square meters in Tian Tyuan, the largest community outside the Fifth Ring Road, for him.

Xu Damao started playing with the nearby people on WeChat again.

During the National Day holiday, I actually met a very nice local girl. After video chatting, we really fell in love with each other.

Look, they live in the same community not far from each other, and they are now together.

On the winter solstice, the young woman made an appointment with Xu Damao to go to the 16th floor of the tower building where she lived in the community.

After the flowers, red wine and romantic scenes, it is time to move on to substantive communication.

The clothes were taken off and the heater was turned on to warm up.

The atmosphere was perfect and sincere...

Suddenly, the door banged. The young woman ran over and looked through the peephole: Oh no, my husband who practices Sanda is back.

"Hurry, Xiao Xu, hide on the air conditioner under the window. My man practices Sanda. If we are caught, he will definitely beat you to a pulp."

Xu Damao quickly put on his only pair of cowboy pants, opened the window and climbed onto the small air conditioner platform, squatting like a monkey. Because he was really tall and strong, he could only squat, and soon his legs were shivering from the cold, and his legs were a little numb.

I heard the sound of rummaging through boxes and cabinets in the room on the 16th floor:

"Xiaoyuan, tell me whose pair of size 43 Adidas shoes are by the shoe cabinet? Where did you hide that stinky man? And the bed is a mess, and there are two wine glasses in the dining room. Someone has been saying that you were messing around at home, and today I finally caught you in the act. I can't see if I can beat him to death today."

Xu Damao listened carefully outside. Although the window glass was double-layered, he could still hear it clearly.

"Damn it, I'm going to make a fool of myself today."

Xu Damao looked at the ground: High, very good, very good. The cars parked on the ground below felt like model cars.

It's really annoying. He practices running and horizontal bar at school, but he never practices rock climbing.

I am worried whether I advance or retreat, but when will the people in the house be able to leave?

Amitabha, Amen, Allah, I can't bear it any longer, my whole body starts to tremble. Please save me, Guanyin Bodhisattva, where are you?

SuperMan, please fly over here and save me.

It was all in vain, everything was false, all in vain. He could only endure the cold and the numbness in his feet.

The noises in the house became louder, and the quarrels between men and women became louder.

Xu Damao heard it carefully.

"You bitch, I work hard outside to earn money, but you cheat on me at home. How can I let you go? Tell me, where is this bastard hiding?"

There was another slapping sound in the room...

"Oh, I get it. Let's see where you can run this time. You bastard, I'll let you experience free fall today."

Xu Damao heard it carefully and knew that something was wrong.

Sure enough, the male owner of the house began to draw the curtains of the bedroom and opened the sliding door and window.

The almost naked Xu Damao was lying on the platform to the right under the window sill.

"Big brother, it's a misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding..." Xu Damao looked up with a forced smile at the burly man's upper body leaning out of the window and could only say nice things.

"Fuck you. You are so bold that you dare to cheat on me in broad daylight. You are so brave that you can hide on the 16th floor. You are good at finding places. If you don't jump, jump down, I won't pursue it. You jump, didn't Asakura jump down? Tangta also jumped down, now you jump down too, jump, jump quickly."

"Brother, please help me, my legs are numb, I am wrong, I am really wrong, please help me, I can't hold on any longer."

Xu Damao stretched out his hand to grab the window frame, but when he moved, his center of gravity shifted, and the platform where the air conditioner was originally placed was very narrow.

Xu Damao fell freely from the platform. The owner of the house was shocked and wanted to reach out to pull him, but it was too late. He watched Xu Damao fall from the 16th floor.

Four seconds, that is, four seconds, at the end...