Xu Damao's Thirty-Six Stratagems in Siheyuan

In the end, Qin Huairu gave in. The baby in her belly kidnapped her. Xu Damao saw Qin Huairu still washing a pile of clothes by the laundry pool in the middle courtyard early on Monday morning.

Xu Damao glanced at Qin Huairu and met her resentful gaze.

"Fake sister-in-law, aren't you going back to Qinjia Village?!" Xu Damao still asked.

no answer.

Haha, Xu Damao knows. Then let's go!

I have to go to the countryside again in the new week. Fortunately, it is the nearest villages and I can go back and forth every day.

Now Xu Damao has grown braver and is no longer afraid of walking at night. With the Bagua stick technique taught by his senior brother Zhang Lingyun last month, Xu Damao has mastered it very well. Now when he goes to the countryside, he not only has a short sword, but also a white wax stick more than two meters long on his 28-bar.

It is certain that you have to go out early and come back late, but it is also quite comfortable to go to the countryside and have a day's rest.

He Yuzhu is also very happy. Now in the third canteen, apart from the team leader Yang, He Yuzhu is the most comfortable. The team leader also has to arrive early and direct the canteen staff to go to the logistics warehouse to pick up supplies. He just cooks a big pot of food for about 600 people every day. If there is a small stove at noon, the big pot has nothing to do with him. He is happy and idle.

For He Yuzhu, who has practiced wrestling, cooking an average of four pots of two kinds of dishes a day is a piece of cake.

He Yuzhu is very excited that Yu Li and her sister are coming to the compound this weekend.

I have to be excited. Once it's done, I'll be a married man.

I am full of energy every day after get off work, and I am like an ant moving house, preparing supplies to go home.

On Saturday, He Yuzhu got up early, went to the vegetable market and grabbed a bunch of small intestines, then carried them to the factory. He washed them at the factory on official time, and agreed with Team Leader Yang to go home half an hour earlier to prepare to braise the intestines.

Hey, that's it.

When turning from Jiaodaokou to Juer Hutong, He Yuzhu felt that there was a person who looked like Jia Dongxu in front of him, knocking on the door of a house. He Yuzhu quickly retracted his head and secretly watched Jia Dongxu enter the door of the house, and then saw a woman's head pop out and look around, and then she closed the door and went in.

He Yuzhu felt that he had done something wrong. He patted his chest, took a deep breath, picked up his bag, and walked back through Juer Hutong and forward.

When they were almost at the gate where Jia Dongxu was going to enter, they saw a woman coming out and spitting at the whole family.

He Yuzhu didn't understand and looked at the woman.

"What are you looking at? Are you having an affair with this widow? This family is not a good one, stay away from them!"

"Ma'am, what's going on with this family?"

"A widow's house, with the door half-closed. Shameless. I've reported it several times, but I haven't caught any evidence."

"Oh, I see. But you can report it today. I was wondering if the man who went in was from our compound and had a wife and a son. I didn't expect him to be so dirty, so I thought it was unbelievable and made you misunderstand."

"I'm too lazy to report it. I didn't get caught last time, so I ended up paying this cousin five dollars. It's a huge loss. God sees what you do, and sooner or later you'll get your comeuppance."

"Sister, you are right. I will leave now."

He Yuzhu was still a little frightened. Although he was a little bit lustful, at most he just stole a peek at Qin Huairu's shaking breasts. He felt that he couldn't do it with real weapons.

As he walked, he slandered Jia Dongxu in his heart, saying that he didn't love and care for his good wife, but was fooling around outside. Yes, he mentioned gambling last time.

Oh, I didn't go home that day, I just ate and drank for free here. It's not free food, it must be the money that Jia Dongxu spent.

He Yuzhu suddenly felt that his brain was not enough, and he walked home in a daze.

I came back early and the yard was quiet.

After cleaning up, I set up the stew pot, put in the intestines, peppercorns, aniseed, etc., added Shaoxing wine and a little aged vinegar to remove the fishy smell, turned the coal stove to the highest fire, and let it simmer.

I went to the corridor outside the house and sat there smoking, thinking about what had happened during this period of time.

"Hey, Brother Zhu, silly Zhu, you're thinking about your girl, you're so focused that your cigarette butt is burning your hand."

Xu Damao pushed a cart in, saw He Yuzhu sitting there in a daze, and walked over to greet him.

He Yuzhu finally reacted and threw away the cigarette butt.

"Xu Damao, you're here early today."

"I've been watching movies, I've suffered my own pain, I've had to pick my own foot blister, and it's finally over. I can have a good rest starting next week."

Xu Damao propped up his bicycle and gave a cigarette to He Yuzhu who was sitting on the platform.

"Silly Zhuzi, I was thinking about my girl just now. How are you and Yu Li getting along now? You should be more diligent in dating. Why don't you date her on the weekend?"

"Xu Damao, we have an appointment. My sister and I are coming to our house for dinner tomorrow. I have even specially braised small intestines. Come over and have a drink with us tomorrow?"

"Fuck, brother, sure, I'll go home with you right now. That's great, great, seize the opportunity and make it quick. Propose the marriage early and get the marriage certificate quickly. I'm telling you, the opportunity is right in front of you."

"Xu Damao, thank you. I'm not as experienced as you in dating."

"Go to hell, as if I'm a playboy in your eyes, don't talk bad about me. I'll tell you a secret: treat each other with sincerity and exchange hearts for each other's hearts. Everything else is bullshit. Any relationship that is not for the purpose of marriage is just hooliganism."

He Yuzhu came forward and said softly,

"Xu Damao, I found a secret about Jia Dongxu. Last week, Jia Dongxu didn't come home for dinner, so we had a quarrel. Now Jia Dongxu is not only gambling, but also having an affair with a widow. I saw it with my own eyes. It was right here in Juer Hutong. What do you think Dongxu is thinking? He doesn't love his beautiful wife Qin Huairu, but he is actually spending money on wine and women outside. You said he is treated as a temporary worker now, where does he get the money to gamble?"

"Silly Zhu, you still can't let go of Qin Huairu's beauty, right? This is not good. Your girlfriend is coming to your house tomorrow, and you are still thinking about her. You are a hooligan."

"It's not that I can't let go, I just think Jia Dongxu is a piece of shit."

"Haha, silly Zhu, you are really stupid. How can you compare with Jia Dongxu?

He has a mother, a wife and a son, do you have one?

They have seventh-level fitters who earn more than 80 yuan. Do you have one?

Other people have sewing machines at home and have at least four or five hundred yuan in savings. Do you have any?

You still feel sorry for people who are richer than you, what a joke. Silly Zhu, Brother Zhu, take care of yourself, that's the right way. I have to cook for my wife when I go back. A wife, children and a warm bed, that's life."

Xu Damao threw away the cigarette butt, crushed it with his toes, kicked the foot lock open, and pushed the cart to the backyard, leaving He Yuzhu alone in front of the door thinking about the three things Xu Damao mentioned just now, do you have them!!!

He Yuzhu finally came to his senses when the Jia family was arguing about finding Jia Dongxu and taking him home. Yes, it's none of my business if the neighbors quarrel. I should take care of myself and protect my sister.

Xu Damao's three "Do you have it?" were deeply rooted in He Yuzhu's bones.