Naruto: Start as Uchiha Obito

I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep.

He slumped in his chair, numb.

Only the slight movement of the eyeballs proved that it was a living creature.

The homework on the chopping board had two words written in blood red.

Didn’t write it!

Cheng Ran looked at the homework in front of him and shed tears of regret.

It was an extra homework assigned to him by Aunt Tsunade.

Special care.

But! Cheng Ran is a native Chinese after all, he can't understand Japanese! Although he has a strong interest in Japanese and can speak a few words.

For example, %#, ^0^... and so on.

But I can’t write.

Those densely packed Roman symbols on the exercise book looked like a divine book to him.

Hinata Aoi was cooking in the kitchen. There was no one at home, not even her parents. . . . They also took the infant Hinata Hinata away.

Ahem! Doesn't this provide Cheng Ran with a good condition to commit a crime?

"Damn! Why am I having these random thoughts again?"

Cheng Ran shook his head.

He quietly walked to the kitchen, tilted his head, poked his head out and stole a glance at Hinata Aoi.

I saw.

Hinata Aoi was busy at the stove. She was a little short and had to stand on tiptoe to touch the lid of the pot.

Seductive back, perfect position, white and smooth calves, from Guo Jingming's perspective!

Cheng Ran looked at her, and suddenly a bold idea came to his mind!

But soon.

The next second, a tingling pain like an electric shock penetrated his mind.

"Ouch!" Cheng Ran covered his head and screamed in pain. His legs went limp and he fell to the ground with a thud, his body bent!

"Brother Tuzi! You can't play like this! If you do this again, I'm going to get mad!"

"Eh? Ranjun, what's wrong with you? Are you starving? Hey...please bear with it for a while, dinner will be ready soon."

Holding the spatula, Hinata Aoi looked at him with her beautiful eyes full of worry.

"It's okay, it's an old problem. I'll be fine after a rest..." Cheng Ran said weakly.

"How about I help you go to my room and rest for a while? If you don't mind..."

"Really? Is it really okay?"

Cheng Ran's eyes widened. He didn't expect that she would let him rest in her bedroom. Is that okay?

Hinata Aoi looked at his fiery gaze, feeling a little nervous, and quickly said, "No...it's not what you think, you misunderstood!"

"There is a massage chair in my room. It was a birthday gift my mother gave me half a year ago. I think you can lie on it and relax. It's very comfortable."

"Uh... forget it. I'll just stay here and watch you cook." Cheng Ran stuck out his tongue and refused decisively.

"Oh. All right then, but are you going to just kneel down and watch me cook?"

"Well, is it okay for me to lie down for a while?"

"It's up to you..." Hinata Aoi said awkwardly.

She found that she could no longer understand the guy in front of her. It was very strange, very strange.

Hinata Aoi turned back to the stove, picked up a newly grown chicken, and said to herself, "Hmm~~ What does the recipe say? The first step is to pluck the chicken... Yes, that's right! It should be like this..."

"Plucking...plucking what?" Cheng Ran suddenly felt a chill on his back.

Fortunately, Cheng Ran's voice was very low and she didn't hear it.

Hinata Aoi tinkered with it for most of the day, a full four or five hours!

Really, this is the first time Cheng Ran heard that cooking a meal can take so long.

It was not until he smelled a burnt smell coming from the kitchen that he subconsciously knew that dinner was ready.

"Ranjun, come and have dinner!"

Hinata Aoi brought several plates of prepared dishes and placed them on the dining table. He looked closely and saw that they were all mushy without exception. They had the taste of Indian food.

Indians are like this. No matter what dish you ask them to cook, they will always make it into a mess.

To Cheng Ran, her words sounded like...

"Ran Jun, come and have some fun..."

There are only three dishes in total, all of them are black.

Especially the chick. Most of its body was gone, leaving only its head.

It was pitch black.

Look at the rice cooked in the rice cooker.

It's half-cooked and still a little raw.

The more important point is!

She didn't even wash the rice and just put it into the pot to cook!

"How many floors does one bag of rice have to support? One bag of rice has to support two floors!"

"Today's world is so painful that it feels so painful!"

"Well... I suddenly remembered that I forgot to turn off the gas at home. I have to go back and turn it off right away. I'm leaving first! Let's talk another day..." Cheng Ran said in fear.

But how could Hinata Aoi believe it?

She rolled her eyes at Cheng Ran and said, "Huh! The gas is not turned off? You live in a resettlement house allocated by Konoha. Is there gas in the resettlement house? How come I don't know about it?"

Cheng Ran was completely discouraged. It seemed that this little Loli was not so easy to fool.

"I...I'm suddenly not hungry anymore, so can I not eat? I still have a lot of homework to do...I have to catch up overnight. Otherwise, I will be criticized and punished by the teacher when I go to school tomorrow..."

"It's okay, sit down and eat slowly. Leave your homework book here and I'll help you with it. I admit that I'm no match for you in terms of practical experience. But I'm not inferior to you in theoretical knowledge. I can finish it in half an hour at most."

"Damn it! I'm dead this time!"

Cheng Ran covered his face with his hands, looking ashen. It seemed that he had to eat this meal before his execution.

Are there enough antidiarrhea medicines in the drawer?

Hmm...it should be enough. If it's gone, I'll go to the hospital and buy some more in case of emergency. . .

Cheng Ran's expression suddenly froze in an instant, as stiff as a zombie that had just transformed.

His face was ashen, his limbs were stiff, and he picked up the chopsticks with difficulty.

The table in front of me. Every dish was so dark... and exuded a pungent burnt smell.

Cheng Ran even had an illusion. He strongly suspected that Hinata Aoi was deliberately making trouble for him.

Otherwise, how could the dish be cooked like this?

Just doing some hellish things, not human operations.

She didn't do anything that had anything to do with humans, and avoided it perfectly.

Looking at Hinata Aoi's kind smile, Cheng Ran wanted to cry loudly, and then find a crooked tree to hang himself.

The feeling of diarrhea is really unpleasant! I squatted for a whole day and my legs became weak.

Originally, he could have created a shadow clone to deal with it. The real body would have slipped away, leaving the shadow clone to eat.

But she is from the Hyuga family! Under her white eyes, what kind of shadow clone can deceive her eyes?

It's not realistic at all!

"Lin... forgive me, this is the last time..."

Cheng Ran bit his lips, wanting to cry but having no tears.

Yes, he promised, this was the last time he would deal with Hinata Aoi. From now on, whenever he saw her, he would turn around and run away!

Oh my goodness! If we can't afford to offend, we can at least hide from him, right? !

This dark dish will definitely leave a deep impression on him.

He would never dare to have any improper thoughts about Hinata Aoi again in his life.

Loli is indeed cute and beautiful.

But it does take some muscle.

For example, the masticatory muscles, followed by the sphincter muscles...