After becoming a loli, the reborn heroine trained me as a pet
Chapter 12 Ye Lanlan's Cold Smile
Party...Party...
Ye Runlan's eyes lit up, she remembered.
According to the memory given by the system, there was indeed a party tonight in the previous life.
And the organizer was none other than the 73rd birthday party of the head of the Ji family, the largest family in Su City.
The Ye family and the Ji family are both wealthy families, but the gap between them is real.
The total assets of the Ye family are about 2000 billion, but the total assets of the Ji family are as high as 8000 billion.
And most importantly, the hero of this book, Ji Yuan, also appeared at this party.
In the first life, Ye Yilin was framed by Ye Lanlan the day before the party. She screamed in the middle of the night, which disgusted Ye's parents. They grounded her because they were afraid that she would embarrass herself and did not allow her to attend.
In the original novel, Ye Yilin only attended the party in her second life.
As a result, after seeing her, Ji Yuan was immediately fascinated by her beauty and decided to act as a hero to save the beauty to improve his favorability.
Therefore, because Ye Yilin, who was reborn, was tired of the hypocrisy among the wealthy families, she went out of the villa alone to relax during the socializing period.
As a result, when she walked to the edge of the flowers, a man in black rushed out and knocked her to the ground.
You know, when Ye Yilin was just reborn, she was not perfect, and fighting power was one of her weaknesses.
At this extremely critical moment, Ji Yuan suddenly appeared, subdued the dark-minded man with a few moves, rescued Ye Yilin, and then comforted her again.
Ye Yilin, who was extremely lacking in love, felt cared for for the first time and was instantly captured.
He didn't even consider whether the man in black was arranged by Ji Yuan.
After this incident, the two quickly fell in love, and later Ji Yuan did not do anything to let Yilin down.
However, this is a story for another day.
What is worth mentioning is that from then on, Yilin also started to practice martial arts.
With the help of countless top-level buffs, her last shortcoming was quickly made up.
"But now, the heroine doesn't know kung fu yet! But if I go to the party, most of the things in the original book will happen. Besides, my appearance is no worse than Ye Yilin's now. What if that bastard hero sets his eyes on me too?"
Ye Lanlan became distressed.
"Oh, I have a system!" She finally realized what was going on. "Tongzi Tongzi!"
[Here I am, host! But next time, please don't call me Tmall Elf, okay? I am much more advanced than that thing!]
"Don't talk nonsense, how many points do I have now?"
[Hey host, you finally remembered? You still have two mission rewards to claim!]
"Huh? What mission?"
[10 minutes of back scrubbing and intimate contact! You've been hugged by Ye Yilin for the whole night, and it's not considered complete?]
"Okay, then hurry up and claim it! But system, can't you help me set up an automatic reward claim?"
[Okay, I passed again... You have to spend points!]
"F*ck..." Ye Lanlan was numb, "You are a real dog!"
[Host, this is wrong. As the saying goes, the system is like the host. I am a dog system, and you are a dog host!]
"Alright, alright, just tell me how many points you have!"
[100 points! Once and for all! You won’t be fooled if you buy it!]
"I'll buy it! Stop barking like a dog!"
[OK! Start calculating the task rewards: points +600, spirit +1, points +500, system space +1 cubic meter. Purchase task rewards and automatically receive the function
Energy points -100. Current remaining points: 1500. Does the host have any other needs?]
"Yes! Since the strength attribute cannot be improved, do you have any fighting skills?"
For the personal safety of herself and Ye Yilin, and to crush Ji Yuan's conspiracy, Ye Lanlan finally decided to take action herself.
[No! But I have a Guwu experience card here!]
"What the hell is that?"
[As long as you use the Ancient Martial Arts Experience Card, you can master all martial arts skills in the next 15 minutes, which can completely make up for your lack of strength. Even if Tyson comes, you can beat him down! ]
"Okay, okay. How many points? I'll buy it!" Ye Lanlan was very excited. Now that she had this thing, why should she be so nervous?
[Host, only 500 points!]
"No, 500 points for a trial card? Why don't you just go grab it!"
[This is something that violates the rules and is not allowed to exist in theory! So in addition to requiring 500 points, there is also a one-month cool-down period after use.]
"Okay... give me a picture. Today is another day of being screwed by the dog system, woo woo woo..."
[Hey, that's enough, stop crying. You look so pitiful, so I'll give you another skill music level 1.]
"Hehe, that's pretty good." Ye Lanlan smiled with satisfaction.
"You remember? By the way, your mother's budget for buying you a dress is 100 million yuan, and for me, it's yuan."
Ye Yilin heard Ye Lanlan in the back row seemed to laugh and spoke.
As a result, Ye Lanlan didn't seem to react and continued to smile foolishly.
"What are you thinking about? You're smiling so happily." Ye Yilin frowned.
Ye Lanlan reacted and quickly explained: "Nothing, I just thought of something fun."
"Oh?" Ye Yilin seemed to be interested. "What's the matter? Can you share it with us?"
"It's just a joke, nothing much to say." Ye Lanlan shook her head.
"You're laughing so happily at a joke? Tell me what the joke is. I want to know what it is."
"I don't want it." Ye Lanlan still shook her head.
"How about this, if your jokes can make me laugh, I will allow you to make a request." Ye Yilin seemed to be really getting angry.
"Really?!" Ye Lanlan's eyes lit up, "Then I want money! Cash!"
I really want someone to send me a pillow just when I want to sleep. I am just worried that I will not have enough money when I leave the Ye family!
"Cash? Our distinguished young lady from a wealthy family shouldn't be short of money, right?"
"Don't worry about it. Just tell me whether you'll give it to me or not." Ye Lanlan ignored the sarcasm in Ye Yilin's words and looked serious.
"Okay. If you can make me laugh once, I'll give you 1." Ye Yilin agreed.
1!!! Ye Lanlan was excited. 1 yuan, that was her living expenses for a whole year in her previous life! Now she can get it just by telling jokes, and she can get it repeatedly? !
She immediately searched through all the stock in her little head.
"Then I'll start! Don't let your defense fall at the beginning!" Ye Lanlan looked confident.
“Do you know why students have to attend extended service?”
"why?"
"Because 'delay' produces talented students!"
"Oh."
"Is this all you react to?" Ye Lanlan expressed dissatisfaction.
"What reaction do you want?"
"Aww, damn it, you forced me to do this! Do you know why I laugh when I'm on an IV?"
"why?
"Because he laughs a lot!"
"Ah."
“Do you know what animal you can’t see in the fall?”
"what?"
"Earthworm!" (Akihime)"
"Oh."
“You know what animal likes to stick to walls?”
"gecko?"
"SEAL (POSTER)!"
“So that’s it.”
"Do you know why you can't ride in the same boat with an ant?"
"why?"
"Because the friendship (with ants) boat can capsize at any time!"
"That's it."
"Do you know why talented people throughout history often go to jail?"
"why?"
"Because those who are capable have more (prisons)!"
"…OK."
"Do you know why shaking hands with Taishang Laojun feels prickly?"
"why?"
"Because you are holding a 'cactus'!"
"……Good."
Ye Lanlan talked for a long time and her mouth was dry, but Ye Yilin didn't laugh at all.
"Actually, I have a hidden joke!" Ye Lanlan was ready to use her ultimate move.
"What is it?"
"It's stuck under the box and can't be taken out."
"……hehe."
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