American comic Gotham, the sheriff of Arkham
Chapter 232: Villain's Feast
"Ladies and gentlemen, do you know what the funniest joke I've ever heard is?"
Wearing a women's suit, with thick foundation on her face, lipstick on her left hand and a microphone in her right hand, Harley Quinn walked around on the stage and looked at the lively scene below.
The prisoners in orange prison uniforms tied up all the policemen with tape until they were like tape caterpillars.
Then they used ropes to pull them all up to the roof ceiling and tied several colorful balloons on them.
This is the Gotham Police Headquarters. Of course, the scene here looks more like the spire cathedral in the movie, except that it looks a little dark with a filter.
After Harley Quinn drove her car into Blackgate Prison.
Gotham is in riot. In this restless city, there live a group of restless guys.
In just one hour, the Gotham Police Station was captured, the city hall was bombed, the streets of Gotham were filled with looters, and this became the place where Harley Quinn prepared for the party.
The person in charge of preparing the party was the one wearing a black windbreaker and smoking a cigar. She was directing the gangster girls and the penguin girl who was decorating the venue. She looked very happy.
You can tell how happy she is right now. The feeling of stepping on those troublemakers and troublemakers makes her happier than making money or having those stunningly handsome men perform striptease for her.
Of course, she preferred the messenger hanging on the door. Oh my God, when the Penguin Girl thought of her goods and the money she had lost, she felt a dull pain in her chest.
"cheers!"
A rough voice was heard, accompanied by the sound of something heavy falling to the ground. The penguin girl turned her head and looked over.
She was a crocodile girl wearing a bikini, her skin covered with rough scales. The blue swimsuit wrapped her body which had not changed noticeably.
Well, if it weren't for that swimsuit, probably no one would think she was a woman, although she looked more like a monster.
The penguin girl even heard a rumor that the crocodile girl could lay eggs and hatch them, but it was fake news because the person who spread the rumor was torn into several pieces by the crocodile girl.
"Joker! You're the coolest guy I've ever met. This is the wine I stole from the street. I'm giving it to you!"
"Oh! Alligator, you're so sweet, I love you!"
Harley Quinn walked on a stage made of stacked desks, looked at the heavy barrel, and shouted excitedly:
"Wait a moment, please be my witness. I really need someone like you. I think you can be a priest."
"Really?" The crocodile girl grinned, "But I will look really good in a priest costume. I promise you."
The penguin girl looked at this house-like trick, snorted with disdain, and turned to look to the other side.
Wearing a suit and sitting on the sofa meticulously, Black Mask is tasting a glass of gold wine and slowly unfolding today's newspaper, which he just snatched from the newspaper office.
She printed it out herself. Today's news is so explosive that it's hard to refuse.
The penguin girl turned her head and looked to the other side. She saw the Freeze girl who was putting various gems and diamond jewelry into a box. The glass protective cover on her head looked like an upside-down fish tank.
Firefly, holding a flamethrower, was burning the tables and densely packed reports that were in the way. If she could control the firepower, maybe she could have roast turkey tonight.
The straw woman is stuffing straw into her clothes. I really don’t know why she wants to stuff her chest with so much straw, as her limbs are as thin as wooden poles.
But the pointed hat on her head looked very tasteful. The penguin girl nodded in agreement secretly, then looked to the other side.
The Mad Hatter, who was playing house, was hugging a man who looked like a prince from a fairy tale, and they were whispering in each other's arms. The man looked familiar.
It seems like the latest popular star. Well, this is also a criminal with no taste. The Penguin Girl shook her head.
The Pig-faced Professor, wearing a pig head mask on her face and only a white coat with black sexy lingerie underneath, walked over with a bloody saw in her hand.
The proud chest pushed forward, almost touching the penguin girl's nose. Looking at the two hemispheres with obvious sutures, the penguin girl took a step back.
The penguin girl glanced at the pig-faced professor's full pockets. She didn't want to know what was inside.
But it should be the brain of an unlucky person, because she saw blood oozing out of it.
But, this guy clearly wasn’t caught?
The Penguin Girl was a little confused. After being beaten, she was treated by the Pig-faced Female Professor.
Apart from anything else, her medical skills are really good.
Just be careful that she might steal something from you. One of Penguin's subordinates had his heart stolen by her.
It was a real heart, the one beating inside the chest, but that heart was eventually fed to the dogs.
"You come..." Penguin wanted to ask, but Harley Quinn on the stage took the lead.
"Pighead, you received my invitation, that's great." Harley Quinn danced happily on the stage.
The pig-faced female professor raised her head, her eyes flashing with excitement under the stitched pig face mask. She looked at the clown's face and her saliva was about to flow out.
Raising her hand to wipe her saliva, the pig-faced female professor said happily: "I will definitely come. If you really get married, I will cut off your face skin and make it into a cake."
"I like this, but maybe tonight's protagonist will make an appearance. You should be happy too, right?"
Harley Quinn squatted down, poked her lipstick into her eyes, quickly covered her eyes, and rolled on the stage.
"I'm so disappointed. Do you know how angry I am now?" Harley Quinn shouted while lying on the stage.
The busy people around stopped and looked at the stage.
"You don't know, this damn city always wants to forget me. Look at those citizens outside, how many of them still remember me? God, this is too cruel."
Harley Quinn sat up, grabbed her hair with an annoyed look, and rubbed it vigorously twice. "Everyone, I hope to be the mayor of Gotham. Then from today on, there will be no more laws in Gotham. Everything will be free. Let us enjoy this chaotic madness!"
The people below watched the clown's speech, were silent for a moment, and immediately burst into loud cheers.
"clown!"
"clown!!!"
"You are our king, the king of crime!"
Amidst grand cheers, a crown emerged from the flames of fireflies, inlaid with gems by Mr. Freeze, and slowly presented onto the stage with the enthusiastic curses and cheers of many criminals.
"Thank you. I am honored to be the mayor of Gotham. I will fulfill my duties today and make Gotham even crazier. Cheers!!!"
Harley Quinn said excitedly, and when she reached for the crown, it suddenly flew up.
"Guess what has no wings but can fly and is invisible?"
A joking voice echoed here, and the criminals and villains below hurriedly began to search around.
Only Harley Quinn looked towards the roof at the first moment. She was wearing a green dress dotted with yellow question mark patterns, and her red high heels were shaking.
The Riddle Girl, with the same green eyeshadow on her face, was twirling the golden question mark cane in her hand, like fishing, to catch the crown that was recognized as the king by the criminals.
"It seems that you didn't guess the answer. This thing has been confiscated. Of course, you can find it somewhere else."
"Guess what, I will wear this crown in the Eagle's Nest tonight. Of course, whoever gets it will be the king of crime!"
The Riddle Girl laughed loudly, turned around and ran out of the hidden ventilation skylight. Firefly, who had a jet backpack and a flamethrower, flew up.
Before she got close to the skylight, she was knocked out by the high-pressure water gun that sprayed out from inside. She hit the wall with a thud and fell to the ground with a bang.
The armor on his body was flattened, and a stream of deep red blood spread out on the ground.
"Carry her to my operating room. I think she can still be saved."
The pig-faced female professor took out a pink brain from her pocket, played with it in her hands, rubbed it on her chest, stuffed it into the gap between the hemispheres, and turned and walked towards her operating room.
That was Commissioner Gordon's office. Of course, Commissioner Gordon had no reason to refuse, because she would be the legendary witness and the cake at the wedding.
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