As long as there are enough vests, the plot can't kill me

"My girl, what happened next? How are the Lord of God and the housekeeper? Are they both okay, huh?"

At the dinner table, a group of aunties had their eyes shining. They didn't even bother to eat, their minds were completely drawn to the story of 'The Tyrannical God', and they urged for more updates on the spot.

But Young Master Lin's style has always been to kill without caring about burying. He just lowered his head to eat, using delicious food to soothe his frightened heart.

The old lady looked at the little girl who was eating the food with big mouthfuls but not showing any rudeness, and she felt helpless but couldn't get angry.

Who made him say something so damned bad, and the little girl was such a vengeful person?

It's obvious that this bad girl is trying to whet everyone's appetite.

A group of people looked at each other, feeling lucky that they were not the ones who spoke.

Therefore, they unanimously handed the important task of comforting the little girl to the older sisters, making sure to keep this good seedling.

The domineering and majestic God and the charming and handsome butler, what a beautiful picture...

Liu Erniang felt the superficial friendship between the sisters, rolled her eyes fiercely, and her gaze involuntarily fell on the frame of the car outside.

The direct disciple of Miaodao Palace appeared at Jieguan, which has become big news after the excitement.

However, the other party probably never thought that his arrival would completely clear Lin Xiao of suspicion.

And her origin and identity are shrouded in a more mysterious veil.

Everyone wants to know the purpose of Miaodao Palace's coming here.

Coincidentally, the explanations they gave were exactly the same as Lin Xiao's, all about the upcoming Kunxu Trial.

After all, it’s a thousand-year period, so it’s normal to take it seriously... Bullshit!

The living creatures in the border, even the guard dogs, are not fools and know when to bark and when to tuck their tails between their legs.

Using the trial in the virtual world as an excuse to fool people!

Not to mention that Miaodao Palace has not accepted disciples from the Void Realm for many years. Even if it changes its attitude temporarily, it would not be so eager.

Lao Zhang, Lao He and the others laughed when they heard it and didn't believe a word of it.

Liu Erniang and the others who invited Lin Xiao to dinner not only did not believe it, but they also had more thoughts in their minds.

The reason is, unfortunately, they had heard the exact same reasons in advance.

This was said by a little girl who suddenly appeared.

The same inexplicable appearance, the same purpose, the same female body, with the style of Miaodao Palace in front, this girl who is showing off her fans, how can she be an ordinary person?

The most convincing explanation is that they all came here for great benefits or opportunities.

This news was extremely secret, so secret that no one living in Jieguan noticed it.

[Liu Niang, Miao Dao Palace came here, could it be for the adults? ]

Click!

As the aunt sitting in the corner raised her doubts, the cup could not withstand Liu Erniang's emotional fluctuations and turned into powder on the spot.

At once, everyone had the same thought, and the dinner table became eerily quiet.

Lin Xiao was so busy sweeping the floor that he didn't even bother to raise his eyes. He gently moved the plate next to the old lady in front of himself to prevent the dishes from getting stained with porcelain powder. He didn't care at all about the lawsuit these people were having.

[Fangcao, I believe what you said a little.]

Liu Erniang had sharp eyes and noticed that Lin Xiao's indifference was not fake, so she sighed heavily in her heart.

She naturally regarded the little girl's behavior as a kind of confidence, rather than ignorance and fearlessness.

Recalling the way the little girl first appeared and how she greeted her, Liu Erniang tilted her head slightly to confirm with the sisters around her.

[San Ya, didn't this girl call us Auntie from the beginning? ]

【Yes! 】

The aunt called San Ya was not stupid and immediately understood what Liu Niang meant.

Calling someone "Auntie" instead of "senior" is a common way of getting close to someone, but it is extremely abnormal in Jieguan.

How to say it, people who live here try hard to live like ordinary people, hoping that others will treat them as real ordinary people.

But everyone is unable to restrain their aura, nor can they fully integrate into the lives of ordinary people, which makes them feel a bit out of place.

If an ignorant outsider comes here, we can see at a glance that they are definitely not ordinary people. How dare we treat them with ordinary titles?

Jieguan, people without identity background may have never heard of it, let alone know what the people here like to listen to.

and so……

Once the seeds of doubt are planted, any unusual information can become its nourishment, and in the end no one knows what will grow.

After a while of imagining, the seeds had already grown into towering trees.

Even if Lin Xiao admitted now that he was just a bumpkin from the virtual world and the idiot everyone was looking for, would they dare to believe it?

"Girl, are you full? Do you want to order another table?"

"I'm full. Thank you for the hospitality. Auntie, let's continue the story!"

Young Master Lin cannot eat other people's food for free. He has played enough tricks and naturally has to show some sincerity.

But she didn't expect that after just one meal, everyone had lost the interest in listening to the story.

"Don't worry. It doesn't matter if you listen to it later. You just got here and don't have a place to stay. Come on, I'll take you to find a place to live."

As soon as Liu Erniang opened her mouth, the other aunts nodded in succession, all with expressions of approval.

Lin Xiao was sensitive to auras and knew that his importance might have changed again. Although he couldn't figure it all out for the time being, he gladly accepted this kindness.

"Thank you, ma'am. Um... I was in a hurry and didn't have any money with me. Can I buy on credit?"

Credit?

Several people looked at each other, surprised that the other party had no money, and shocked by the girl's frankness.

Most people don't have such a state of mind, let alone a young person.

"Just stay here and settle the bill when you want to leave." Liu Erniang suppressed her thoughts and replied with a smile.

Then she gave her sisters a look, and several of them stood up, saying that they had things to do at home, and left one after another.

Lin Xiao was very familiar with such situations. After returning the gifts, he made an appointment with the aunts to get together again next time.

When only the aunt and herself were left at the table, she looked at the spirit beast outside the window and spoke softly, "Aunt, my surname is Lin, my given name is Xiao, and I am the eldest in the family."

Liu Erniang was stunned when she heard this, but she quickly concealed the strangeness on her face and smiled more sincerely.

"Come on, Xiaolin girl, let's go find Lao He. That old widower has a lot of yards."

After she left the house, she seemed to have just remembered something. She reached out and slapped her head hard, then added, "Xiao Lin, my maiden name is Liu. I'm the second child in the family. Others call me Liu Er Niang or Liu Niang."

"Aunt Liu."

"Eh? Eh!"

After being called out by Lin Xiao, Liu Erniang seemed extremely happy and walked with great vigor.

Lin Xiao tried his best to follow behind, and when he passed by the luxurious animal carriage, he glanced away and then looked away to avoid any unnecessary trouble.

She looked at the excited figure in front of her and had a rough guess about the situation here.

For some reason, the people living here are playing a real-life role-playing game, and they are extremely involved.

They never tire of playing the role of mortals...

This discovery made Lin Xiao more confused about the real world, but it also made her know how to quickly integrate into this small town.

After a while, the backs of the two disappeared in the crowd, and the next moment, the windows of the private room on the second floor of the restaurant opened outwards.

"Miss, this person doesn't seem to be a local resident. Do you want to check it out?"

The middle-aged woman with a cold face looked out the window at the busy street, her tone devoid of warmth.

In the private room, a young lady wearing a purple veil sat at the table. The dishes on the table were untouched, and the bowls, chopsticks, cups and plates remained as they were.

Hearing the elder's words, she frowned slightly, thinking about something seriously.

"We must investigate, but we can't break the rules here."

"Old slave understands."

call out!

As soon as she finished speaking, the middle-aged woman disappeared instantly.

The young lady stood up and walked to the window, looking at the bustling crowd, with a hint of sadness between her delicate brows.

Will that person really come here?

……

"What? Old man, try saying you don't want credit again, and I'll take off your pants in the street."

"No, Liu Erniang, you are being unreasonable. There is no rule in Jieguan that allows credit, okay?"

"Rules? I don't care about rules. If you don't find a house for my niece to live in today, I'll block your door every day."

"you……"

Old He had a mouthful of blood stuck in his throat and he almost died of anger on the spot.

But the scene of Lao Li being laughed at was still fresh in his mind, and the woman in front of him was the one who screamed the loudest. If she was mad, she would really do something.

"Mother Liu, when did you have a niece?"

"Why do you care so much? Just one question, will you give me the house or not?"

Liu Erniang put her hands on her hips and interrupted the other party's delaying tactics angrily, making it clear that she was going to overturn the table if she was dissatisfied.

Lao He felt like he was being stared at and couldn't help swallowing.

His face flushed red and he wanted to resist violently, but his strength did not allow it.

"Here, I'll give it to you, okay? I'll let your niece stay there for free."

free?

Lin Xiao, who was watching the show with great interest, suddenly felt his forehead darken when he heard these words.

She doesn't want to be someone else's punching bag, and she definitely won't accept anything for free.

"Aunt, let's find an inn and not trouble others."

"puff……"

When the title of "eldest aunt" came out, Liu Erniang almost choked. She never thought that Xiaolin would be so willing to take on the role.

"Oh, that's right. It's my fault that I'm Liu Erniang, who is incompetent. My niece finally came here, but she has to stay at an inn."

Lao He: “…”

Auntie, I'm about to be gouged alive by your glare.

"How can that be possible, Madam Liu? I suddenly remembered that there is a house that is vacant. No matter what, you can't let your niece live in such a messy place like an inn."

As he spoke, he secretly observed the expression of the female warrior, and then glanced at the mean-looking young girl with a complicated expression.

Damn, they are all tough guys and I can’t afford to offend any of them.

"Hmph, that's pretty much it."

Liu Erniang finally stopped being so cold and raised her eyebrows proudly at Lin Xiao.

The latter returned the look of admiration, which made the 'eldest aunt' even more proud. Suddenly...

Liu Erniang's eyes were shaking violently, and her aura seemed to be unable to be suppressed. It was even more terrifying than when she was angry before.

Old He recognized what this situation was at a glance, his eyes were filled with horror and a bit of envy, and he flashed in front of Lin Xiao.

"Come on, Xiaolin, uncle will take you to see the house."

"Uncle, my aunt?"

"It's okay, this is a good thing, we don't have to worry about her."

Lao He didn't explain much. He led the way in front and quickly transmitted the message to Lao Zhang.

[Butcher, help Lady Liu clear the area quickly. This is terrible. It looks like that woman is about to take that step.]

Old Zhang came out in response, holding a bloody knife in his hand. When he saw Liu Erniang for the first time, he showed the same envious look.

"Xiao Lin, Lao Zhang is watching here, let's go."

The senior urged him again, and Lin Xiao tactfully did not stop, but followed him towards a secluded alley.

It didn't take long for the two of them to arrive at a small courtyard that could barely be considered a separate entrance.

"Yes, you can live here from now on. You can stay as long as you want. You can pay the rent when the time comes."

After what happened just now, Lao He no longer cared about the rent or anything like that. He just wanted to settle the people down as soon as possible so that he could go and see how Liu Niang was doing.

Lin Xiao was also very sensible. He didn't ask anything. He just took the door lock key and pointed to the house next door.

"Uncle, what's the situation with the family next door? I'm going to live here in the future. Do I need to visit the neighbors?"

The family next door?

visit?

Lao He was confused. There were only empty houses nearby, so where did these residents come from?

Just when he thought the little girl was talking nonsense, his eyes swept across the exquisite plaque engraved with the words "Jun's House", and some more information suddenly popped up in his mind.

"Oh, you mean this household? The resident is a woman like you, and she also lives alone. As for whether you want to visit her, it's up to you to decide."

Old He described the situation of the family next door in a natural tone, without noticing the change in his expression at all.

It was as if I had just remembered this information, as if there had always been someone living next door.

He himself didn't notice it, but Lin Xiao did not miss the huge contrast between this uncle before and after.

However, Young Master Lin, who could not see the plaque, had no idea of ​​his predecessor’s experience, and after looking at it for a long time, he could not figure out anything.

Could it be that I am dazzled?