As long as there are enough vests, the plot can't kill me

[Sir, who are you going to give a gift to, those old monsters next door? ]

Sister Hua, who was rushing home, received a message from the Lord halfway and almost got into a tragedy at high altitude.

She replied with a feeling of half guilt and half anxiety, as if many ants were crawling on her body.

Giving gifts is so down-to-earth and has never happened to a king before. How can people not be curious?

[Sister Hua, since you're out, go to the next door and let them be quiet.]

Sister Hua: "..."

I went to see old man Jiang secretly, but I couldn't hide it from your Majesty.

However, you haven't said who you are going to give the gift to. Who in the real world can afford it?

【Yes. 】

In the end, Sister Hua still didn't dare to ask, even though she was so curious that her posture began to change.

Jun Ge had no intention of saying anything. He sat back under the tree and left in no hurry.

She calmly looked at the little girl who was trying hard to find ways to make money and was not even shy about the idea of ​​robbery and blackmail. Her mood, which had not been calm for a long time, began to ripple slightly.

By the way, I felt a little curious, wondering how this little guy got the money and what gift he would give me.

As the saying goes: Being curious about a person is the beginning of danger.

Especially, when the other party is a 'scumbag'!

Lin Xiao folded his arms and walked around the yard for a few times. Finally, his eyes fell on the basket on the table, and he gradually had an idea.

The two full bamboo baskets did not contain any valuables, but mostly practical fruits, vegetables, dried goods, seasonings and the like, which were very local in flavor.

As for cooking, Young Master Lin, who had never swept the floor, was not proficient in it and had no plans to further his studies.

But the special family atmosphere in her previous life allowed her to master a decent skill in the process of rebellion.

The idea of ​​the gift had taken shape, and Lin Xiao immediately put the basket on the table into the cool room and stepped out of the door again.

During the whole process, she kept her back to the next room, so that someone who was paying attention to this side could not see her face.

Jun Ge couldn't read what the little girl was thinking from the expression on her face, and he just kept waiting and watching until he heard the sound of the door lock falling from next door.

In addition to the calmness, there was also a hint of surprise on his ordinary face.

Invisibly, that unnecessary curiosity increased.

Lin Xiao certainly didn't realize that all his actions were being seen by others, and it was purely a coincidence that he was thinking with his back to the room.

After locking the door, she chose to go straight to the city gate.

Skipping over all the scenes along the way, we arrived at the shallow beach where we landed yesterday.

Of course, I revisit the old place for gifts.

The white fish that Daozhong consumes instinctively is not simple at first glance and is very representative of the local characteristics, making it the most suitable food for worship.

At this moment, the place where Lin Xiao was standing was connected to the embankment and extended a little into the water, looking like the tip of the Chinese character "山".

Such a location is very particular in the fishing world and is considered an ideal natural fishing spot.

After checking the spots, she was about to go back to get some fishing gear when she suddenly noticed someone on the embankment staring at her.

That kind of look, which was tinged with shame and resentment, was puzzling.

"Uncle, are you here to fish too?"

"Fishing?"

Lao Li had thought of various possibilities, but he never expected this answer.

He opened his mouth in shock and immediately forgot his purpose of looking for the idiot.

"Girl, do you want to catch white jade?"

White jade?

Lin Xiao did not recognize Lao Li. After all, he only took a quick glance yesterday and only saw a flash of white before his eyes. He did not see the front of the person in the water at all.

When she learned Baiyu's name, her expression changed slightly and she felt that things might not be as simple as she thought.

"I've heard people talk about how delicious white jade is, so I wanted to try my luck."

"Hahaha, that person is your enemy, right?"

"Uncle, why do you say that?" Lin Xiao looked at the water surface inconspicuously and had decided to give up this gift.

No wonder this city is so close to a river but there is not a single ship to be seen.

"Isn't it obvious? If you're not my enemy, why would I let you come and die?"

Old Li slapped his thigh. The depression in his heart that he couldn't face anyone was cured a lot by the little girl's surprise.

If white jade was so good, it would have become extinct long ago.

"Uncle, is it dangerous to fish here?"

Lin Xiao withdrew his gaze and displayed the true character of a country bumpkin from outside.

In her plan, she never thought that she could catch the fish, she just wanted to find a legitimate reason for the appearance of the white fish.

Now it seems that being able to take out white fish is abnormal in itself.

"Whether it's dangerous or not depends on the person, but these fish are very smart and they usually look at people and eat them. If you have a slightly higher level of cultivation, they will hide when they smell the smell.

But if you are an ordinary person, haha... little girl, give up your idea as soon as possible."

Old Li was in a good mood. He not only patiently explained the source of the danger, but also gave Lin Xiao some basic knowledge about the habits of white jade.

Bully the good and fear the evil, and run away at the sight of them.

The most annoying thing is that they only pick on the weak.

"I see. Uncle, can I ask, what level of cultivation is required to scare them?"

After a while, the little girl, who seemed frightened but still unwilling to give up, bent down to ask for advice.

Old Li did not doubt him and said, "If you were a saint, or if you were at the level of soul-enriching that is unique to Jieguan, you would not be afraid of the fish king in the river."

"Oh, thank you for the tip, uncle."

Lin Xiao thanked the uncle, pretended that he knew what these two realms represented, and quietly took two steps back, away from the water.

Old Li saw the little girl's actions and felt a little relieved.

"It's good to know the severity of the situation. By the way, girl, have you seen any suspicious people here?"

The uncle next to him changed the subject and showed his shame and resentment again, which made Lin Xiao feel uneasy.

"Suspicious person? Uncle, I just arrived yesterday..."

"I know you went in with that bitch... Lady Liu. I'm not talking about you, I just want to ask if you have seen anyone or anything with a mottled aura."

Old Li had no doubts about Lin Xiao, whose Taoist style was mellow and natural. His previous scrutiny was actually directed at Liu Erniang.

After all, that bitch had the loudest laughter yesterday.

"The earth's energy, you should be able to feel it, right?"

This further explanation made Lin Xiao no longer have any hope. He immediately became alert and looked confused.

"I have never seen him before. Are you looking for someone, uncle?"

"Well, I'm looking for a dork."

Recalling the humiliation of being locked out by his wife last night, and the evasive, yet suppressed smile in his brother-in-law's eyes, Lao Li was about to explode.

"Hmph, don't let me find out, otherwise..."

"Is that person your enemy? Are you going to find him?"

"I want to take him away. It's nothing. Little girl, if you see anyone suspicious, remember to inform me. I won't ask for your help in vain."

Old Li braked in time, trying to cover up his mistake.

After giving Lin Xiao a few words of advice, he walked away somewhat awkwardly.

"Okay uncle, I've got that." Lin Xiao stood in place and shouted at the figure.

The eyes intentionally or unintentionally focus on the other person's back and the area above the thighs...

Old Li could feel the vague gaze from behind him. He stumbled, cursed inwardly at the decline of morals, and quickly disappeared.

It was not until the other party completely disappeared that the smile on Lin Xiao's face faded and his nerves relaxed slightly.

The appearance of this uncle was a wake-up call, reminding her not to be careless at all times.

After standing for a while, Xiaolin, who had come out for nothing, decided to go to the restaurant to try to get close to the old man and see if there was any suitable autumn breeze for him to pick up.

Unexpectedly, she had just taken two steps when there was movement behind her.

puff!

A pool of river water fell at my feet.

Before I could react, I felt my calf being hit by a water gun.

blah blah blah!

When the third water bomb hit, Lin Xiao dodged it by moving sideways. After turning around, he was suddenly confused.

I saw a large fish about two feet long, with alternating colors of white and blue, poking its head out of the water and continuously spitting water onto the shore.

The plump figure and smooth lines make people salivate.

But this is not the point. Lin Xiao suddenly realized that he was spat on by a fish.

As a fishing enthusiast who has just passed the novice stage, she has seen a video of the Yangtze River dolphin, also known as the "Yangtze River Street Drifter", spitting water at a fisherman.

I never thought that this kind of thing, which is not very harmful but extremely insulting, would happen to me one day.

"Little thing, didn't your parents teach you manners?"

Lin Xiao narrowed his eyes and looked at the big fish in the water.

This is not modern society, and there is no such thing as animal protection.

Puff puff!

The big fish's response was simple and direct. Its head quickly dived into the water and then emerged from the water in a moment, followed by a series of water bullets.

Lin Xiao moved sideways and dodged hastily, and was hit by water bombs from time to time.

The embarrassed look made the big fish even more excited.

It had no idea why this human was only moving left and right instead of running towards the shore like the fools before.

Nor did he notice that the increasingly embarrassed figure was closer to the water surface than before.

But even if he found out, Big Fish probably wouldn't take it seriously. How could a mere beginner human...

Snapped!

I was caught?

Lin Xiao was sure that he was not blind, as he indeed saw astonishment and disbelief in the eyes of a fish.

It was shocked at the speed at which it couldn't react, and it couldn't believe that it was caught by an ant.

Haw!

The big fish woke up as if from a dream and twisted its body wildly.

But if it leaves the water, no matter how great its ability is, it will be greatly reduced and it can only struggle in vain by relying on brute force.

"Little thing, I'll teach you a lesson this time. Don't be so rude next time."

Lin Xiao's delicate right hand was like a pair of pliers, tightly gripping the area below the gills of the big fish.

She scolded with a smile, as if she was teaching a naughty kid a lesson, and as she spoke she bent down and made a gesture to release the creature.

The frightened big fish seemed to understand and immediately calmed down.

But just as its body was getting closer and closer to the water surface and it could already smell the familiar water vapor, a green light suddenly appeared.

When the big fish came to its senses, it found that it was still in the human's hands, hundreds of feet away from the water surface.

Lin Xiao gathered all his strength and used the Dust Light Escape to flash three times in a row, successfully returning to the place where he had watched the fun yesterday.

She ignored the little creature that had suffered great physical and mental damage, and looked seriously at the water surface that was slowly returning to calm.

"Senior of the Baiyu clan, should we talk about how to redeem this little fellow?"