As long as there are enough vests, the plot can't kill me

Starting with the silly guy, the Miaodao Palace’s personal messenger arrived, followed by the Lord’s Order and the blessing, and then the huge white jade that hadn’t appeared for many years...

Jieguan, which had been without any new events for several years, completely lost its former tranquility.

Countless people flocked to Lao Liu's restaurant just to buy a bowl of fish soup, even if they couldn't buy it they wanted to smell it.

But as the news from the river became more and more bizarre, eating fish became unimportant.

At this time, Lin Xiao escaped from the center of the storm with the help of Lao Li and several aunts and returned to the alley alone.

She stood in front of her neighbor's door, holding up a branch in her left hand and gently knocking on the big ring on the door with her right hand.

Tuk Tuk!

After waiting for about a dozen breaths, there was no response from the hospital.

"Hello, I'm Lin Xiao, the resident next door. Is it convenient for me to visit you?"

This time, after about a cup of tea, Lin Xiao still didn't get a response.

Uncle He said that there was a woman living alone next door.

Perhaps it was the natural closeness brought by being of the same sex that made her decide to give it one last try.

He gave up knocking on the door and knocked on the door with a little more force than before.

boom……

"Excuse me……"

The knocking action and the sound stopped at the same time, because the door opened as soon as it was touched, which caught people off guard.

Lin Xiao was sure that with the force he had just used, it would be impossible for him to smash the heavy wooden door open in one go.

Realizing that this might be a response from the owner of the house, she naturally stepped over the threshold and walked in.

boom!

As soon as I stepped into the corridor, the wooden door behind me closed heavily.

Seeing this, Lin Xiao immediately understood that the host had agreed to his visit.

However, when she stood at the gate, she did not see any figure, nor did she feel any signs that anyone lived here.

There were fallen leaves and dust everywhere, and it looked even more desolate than the courtyard where he lived.

After standing there for a while, Lin Xiao still couldn't wait for the host to show up or say a word. In desperation, he had to step over the screen wall and enter without being invited.

She herself didn't even notice why she cared so much about a neighbor she had never met and had only heard one song about.

Not only did he rack his brains to get the gifts, but now facing such a weird scene, he didn't feel a bit of fear or vigilance.

why?

Finally, Lin Xiao, who was slow to realize it, finally discovered that something was wrong with him.

But, it's too late.

She had no choice but to bite the bullet and walk through the overgrown areas, heading straight for the backyard where someone might be.

Isn't there one here too?

Arriving at the equally deserted backyard, Lin Xiao was somewhat confused by the scene before him.

According to the pattern in my memory, this place is separated from where I live by a wall, so the piano sound I heard yesterday should have come from here.

but……

Just as Lin Xiao was wondering, he glanced at it inadvertently and almost scared the thing in his hand away.

Young Master Lin has never been a timid person, but the scene before him is truly horrifying.

It’s not that there is no one in the yard, but that someone is clearly sitting under the tree but I didn’t notice him.

Is it normal that we didn't find a living person within a distance of less than ten steps?

Even, I couldn't feel a breath.

Wearing an ordinary white cotton shirt, facing an extremely ordinary older sister, she sat motionless under the tree, looking at the stone table.

Perhaps she had sat under the tree for too long, and there were a few fallen leaves on her head and shoulders, and even weeds grew around her.

Lin Xiao didn't know how to describe his feelings at the moment, especially when he saw that this sister was not even wearing shoes and was walking barefoot outside, his heart was filled with endless sadness.

She slowly closed her eyes, used her heart to sense, and determined a fact with difficulty.

It’s not that there’s something wrong with my eyes or perception. I didn’t notice the other person before because he looked like a stone.

A cold, lifeless stone.

This desolate atmosphere will make people ignore the bright white clothes.

Why is this happening?

Not long after entering the courtyard, Lin Xiao asked the question for the second time.

Time has become the least valuable thing here.

She couldn't help but wonder, if she hadn't come, would this sister have been able to sit in this position until the end of time, letting the sea turn into mulberry fields?

Since it was unclear whether the other party was undergoing special training or if there was something wrong with himself, it was not appropriate to act rashly for the time being.

What was originally just an ordinary visit has turned into the current embarrassment.

Fortunately, Lin Xiao did not come empty-handed. The food in his hands continued to emit fragrance and was blown under the tree by the wind.

As the overbearing smell continued to flow in, the woman moved her nose and gradually showed signs of waking up.

When she fully opened her eyes, she saw this scene.

A young and beautiful girl was standing in front of him, holding a long branch with a golden grilled fish skewered on it.

After a while, the little girl with a complicated expression calmed down, tried hard to put on a smile, and stretched the branch in her hand forward.

"Sister, do you want to eat fish?"

[Junior sister, do you want to eat fish? ]

Different time and space, same scene, nothing has changed except the color of the fish strung on the branches.

Jun Ge's response was exactly the same as last time.

Without saying anything, he took the branch and took a light bite.

The fishy smell in my memory was replaced by the juicy freshness, and a slight numbness and burning sensation appeared in my mouth.

The huge difference in taste made the Emperor realize for the first time that fish does not have to taste fishy.

At the same time, I also realized that my senior brother’s craftsmanship was indeed very poor.

If the fish knew its fate, it would probably die with regrets!

With a sudden thought in mind, she took a second bite, and then a third bite...

Lin Xiao stood there silently, neither speaking nor moving, quietly watching his sister eat fish.

It is a very fulfilling thing to have your craftsmanship praised by others.

But when the older sister finished eating the tail part of the fish and saw the bones crunching, something was wrong.

The country bumpkin had never eaten white jade, but he had a bowl of fish soup in a restaurant not long ago, and he didn't know whether fish bones had any value.

But we can tell something from the fact that Uncle Ma uses fish tails instead of wages, Uncle Li wants to buy fish heads, and Uncle Liu wants to buy fish gills and fish eyes.

Even if white jade is equivalent to a spiritual beast of high rank, fish bones should not be ranked.

"Sister, fish bones, is there any explanation?"

statement?

Jun Ge, who was eating with gusto, stared ahead with clear yet blank eyes, very puzzled.

It's like saying, this is the fish you brought, don't you want me to eat it all?

That look made Lin Xiao extremely uncomfortable, and he felt inexplicably blocked in his heart.

Sister, have you never eaten fish?

"Sister, don't eat the bones. Eat the meat first. The meat won't taste good if it's cold."

[Junior sister, remember, meat tastes better than vegetables. From now on, eat meat first and then vegetables.]

【it is good. 】

[Also, there are differences between meat and meat, and some vegetables are not cheaper than meat. In short, we should eat the expensive ones first, and don’t be silly and eat the cheap ones, understand? ]

【Oh. 】

As far as he could remember, his senior brother always taught him this way, so Jun Ge did not feel any resistance or discomfort towards Lin Xiao's words.

She could feel that the little girl in front of her was just like her former senior brother. When she found out that she couldn't eat fish, she didn't look at her strangely.

So Jun Ge turned the branch in his hand and started eating from the other side.

Re-tasting the smooth feeling of bursting juice, the woman who has long been an emperor cherishes it very much.

After today, this smell will become one of the few things she will miss.

In the small courtyard overgrown with weeds, an exceptionally harmonious scene is taking place.

One was standing, one was sitting alone, one was eating heartily, and the other was watching with a smile.

The temperaments of two women with a huge age gap in life seem to be opposite.

At least when it comes to food, Lin Xiao is qualified to be the Emperor's teacher.

This situation puzzled the inexperienced bumpkin who had just stepped into the real world.

But only one person can give the answer to this puzzle.

It’s not Jun Ge himself, but Sister Hua.

As the Holy Maiden of Miaodao Palace, the only direct disciple of the Palace Master, and an unparalleled genius in the world, she should be omnipotent in the eyes of outsiders.

If you can break all the records of spiritual practice easily, then eating and dressing are things you are born with, so do you still need someone to teach you?

The Palace Master probably thought the same thing. He brought Jun Ge back to Miaodao Palace but didn't teach him anything except practicing cultivation, so he didn't have the intention to do that.

So much so that when Sister Hua first met Girls’ Generation’s Jun Shang, she was extremely shocked to find that this was a child who had no idea about dressing.

At that time, Xinghua was just a maid of low status. She did not understand why her young lady, who was a saint, had to absorb spiritual energy to stay alive even though she was obviously very hungry.

It was not until much later, when the menial disciple Wu Heng appeared, that she realized that the young lady usually did not dare to eat and did not know how to eat.

Why don’t you dare? Of course it’s the master’s order. If you don’t know how, it’s because no one has taught you.

Apart from practicing, the saint was deprived of all ordinary human desires.

Therefore, the old palace master could not understand until his death why a mere ant from the virtual world would become the fuse for the breakup between the Saint and the Taoist Palace.

In the end, he could only use one sentence, "You can never tame a wolf cub," to evaluate his former favorite disciple.

"I'm done eating."

Jun Ge ate all the fish meat, and then remembered his senior brother's advice and stopped eating the fish bones.

When Lin Xiao heard this report-like greeting and the slightly expectant look, he felt like there were countless question marks above his head.

"Then I'll come back tomorrow?"

The slightly tentative question soon received a positive answer.

"Okay, let's do it at this time."

Jun Ge nodded without hesitation, not thinking that there was anything wrong with what he did.

Your Majesty does not understand the ways of the world.

I have no idea whether it is suitable or not.

After all, the former senior brother will handle it, and the latter Sister Hua will keep an eye on it every day.

It has always been like this.

Lin Xiao didn't understand where the other party's self-righteousness came from, but he had already figured out some clues.

This sister who has made herself so ordinary that she is perfect, not to mention her cultivation, seems to have a simple personality.

It seems like he is being well protected.

Walking out of the yard with full of doubts, Young Master Lin suddenly had the inexplicable feeling that he had done a business at a loss, but was still willing to do it.

This realization made her sweat.

Hiss, the real world is too weird and not auspicious at all.

Or, go back early!