Zongman: My Brother-in-Law is the Tyrant

"Wait, that doesn't seem right." Jingu Tsukasa touched his head, and Natsume Takashi's heart, which had been in his throat, settled down again.

I was drinking when I was being instilled with this knowledge, so the information stored in my brain is a bit sporadic. I need to think about it carefully.

"Got it!" Jingu Si pointed his index finger upwards, "We need to judge first!"

The next moment, a cross rose from the ground, Natsume Takashi was tied to the cross, and there was a burning bonfire below.

"Wait! What is this thing?" Natsume Takashi cried out in desperation. He could really feel the scorching temperature below.

The shrine master found a black robe from somewhere and put it on. He held an unknown book in his hand and pronounced the verdict solemnly and sacredly:

“The criminal, Takashi Natsume, crime: being confessed to by a girl and accepted;

Sentence: Death penalty, immediate execution! "

"How can you sentence someone to death just because they are single?" Natsume Takashi was dissatisfied. "I want to appeal! I want to protest!"

"Protests are invalid! The death penalty will be executed immediately!"

Jingu Si knocked the gavel that suddenly appeared again, and the next moment...

Boom!

"Have you had enough fun now?!"

When he put away his sword and dropped it, a big bump appeared on Jingong Si's forehead, and all the illusions disappeared instantly.

"Okay, I won't bother you anymore." Ieiri Shoko grabbed Jingu Tsukasa by the back of his collar and dragged him away.

"I'm really counting on you, Ieyu-san." Duoqitou thanked.

Ieiri Naoko waved her hand without even turning her head.

"Duoji~" Natsume Takashi looked at Duoji Toru with emotion.

Duoqi Tou smiled sheepishly: "Hehe, because I always felt that Jingu-san was a little unreliable, so I went to find Ieiri-san. Did I disturb you?"

"No! Thanks so much to you, Duoji!" Natsume Takashi excitedly hugged Duoji Toru.

Although I know that Jingu Tsukasa is just joking, that kind of extremely realistic illusion is still very scary!

The hugged multi-track: (′▽`〃)

“Ah, this… hehehe…”

The blushing face and the helpless hands all reflect the girl's shyness due to the sudden close contact.

At this time, Natsume Takashi also realized something was wrong, loosened his hands, and stood uncomfortably.

"Here……"

The two equally red faces looked at each other in silence.

……

"Really? Glass, I'm about to judge Natsume, why did you pull me away?!"

Jinguji sat cross-legged on the ground and complained, the bump on his head had long been cured by the reversal technique.

"After all, his girlfriend has come to me." Jiaru Nishiko took out a cigarette and lit it.

If it weren't for Toru Tachibana asking for help, she wouldn't have paid any attention to Jingu Tsukasa's prank on Natsume Takashi. After all, this was not the first time such a thing had happened.

Of course she wouldn't admit it, but it was quite interesting to see Natsume's teacher's child being pranked every time.

"Is Toru Tachibana so considerate?" Jingu Tsukasa crossed his arms, "He actually has such a considerate girlfriend. Natsume has one more crime to blame."

Having a girlfriend who is good-looking and has a good personality, according to what he learned in Izu, this behavior is an unforgivable crime and he should be cut into pieces!

"Really?" Ieiri Naoko covered her face with a headache, "Learning everything will only hurt you, bastard!"

It feels like after going to Izu, the scumbag attributes of this guy Jingu Tsukasa have skyrocketed, as if he has evolved again.

What does Scummon evolve into?

Human-gray beast?

"Speaking of which, you wouldn't be jealous of your friend being single, would you?"

Ieiri Glass explored curiously.

To be more specific, she seemed to have never seen Jingu Tsukasa envy or jealous of anything. After all, he had everything that others had, whether it was money, talent or strength, he was one of the best or even the only one in the world.

Damn! She was so envious and jealous just thinking about it! Why did God treat scumbags so well?

Thinking carefully, the other two scumbags seem to be in the same situation...

Does this world favor scum? What kind of brainless creator god would create such a world!

"Jealous?" Jingu Tsukasa tilted his head, "No."

Why should he be jealous of Natsume Takashi being single?

"Besides, being single isn't a good thing."

In his three lifetimes, the only one among his friends who was no longer single was Hashirama Senju. After that, he lived a miserable life. He had to hand over all his money, and even had to borrow money from him and Madara to gamble.

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that there was more pity in the eyes of Jialiu Naoko when she looked at Jingu Tsukasa, which made him confused, "What's wrong?"

Ieiri Naoko shook her head, "It's okay."

It seems that God is still fair. He opens back doors for scumbags in other aspects, but blocks this window tightly in terms of emotions, as if it were made of reinforced concrete.

"But kids nowadays are really precocious." Ieiri Naoko slowly exhaled a smoke ring, "They're already in love when they're just in junior high school."

How could this make her, an "old aunt" who had never been in love at the age of 28 in her previous life, feel?

"Precocious?" Jinguji thought for a moment, "Not bad."

In the ninja world, ninjas generally get married early, especially in times of war. For the continuation of the ninja clan and the war population, they basically get married at the age of twelve or thirteen. Some small families even get married in their early ten years old for the sake of continuation.

After hearing this, Ieiri Naoko couldn't help but ask, "You guys are getting married before your bodies have fully developed. Will there really be no problems with your offspring?"

Jinguji: "No, they are basically healthy. It's probably because of the chakra. The physical fitness of ninjas can't be compared with that of ordinary people."

Ieiri Naoko nodded, "That's right."

We cannot use scientific theories to look at unscientific things or people.

But I really want to study the energy called chakra. It feels like hormones that can help people grow.

Suppressing his eager research spirit, Ieiri Naoko took another puff of cigarette and asked casually:

"Then why didn't you get married?"

"Of course it's because I'm strong enough!" Jingu Tsukasa raised his chin proudly, "Only the weak need to leave offspring before dying in battle. The strong don't worry about dying in battle at all!"

"Oh, but you died in the end," said Ieiri Naoko.

Jingong Sijun's face flushed red, "Can this mutual destruction be called death?"

"Isn't that still death? By the way, you don't have any offspring." Ieiri Glass's swordsmanship is precise.

Jinguji: "...You can't blame me for this. Who knew there was such a thing as the Otsutsuki in this world?"

Normally speaking, his strength at that time could be said to be invincible in the ninja world, and only Hashirama Senju could suppress him. But if he joined forces with Madara, Hashirama Senju would not be their opponent. Moreover, after the war, the three of them belonged to one side, which means that the three of them together were invincible!

But who knows if there will be enemies coming from the sky!