The heroine takes revenge on me, I am a sickly girl, I conquer the country and enjoy happiness

"Respected Regent, why do you insist on bringing me here? Well, I am your servant! Do you think I am living too well, or are you too idle?"

"Ok?"

Xiao Churan glanced over.

"Okay, you can just treat me as a fart."

Lu Yingxue shut up and followed the Regent, whose every pore from head to toe was screaming "arrogance", out of boredom.

During the few days she worked as a maid in the Regent's Palace, she discovered that the Regent, who was seen as evil, crazy, moody, cruel and ruthless by everyone, was actually a street urchin.

When I'm in a good mood, I'll go for a walk in this official's mansion. When I'm in a bad mood, I'll go for a walk in that courtier's mansion and have a meal.

There is an old saying that "a man who eats from others' food will be soft-hearted, and a man who takes from others will be reluctant to hand over the money". However, he not only eats and takes things, but also threatens people. He makes it seem like he is eating from someone he doesn't deserve!

Take yesterday for example, when that fellow came to the residence of Wu Siye of the Imperial College for lunch, he was very familiar with the place and without waiting for the host to greet him, Xuan Ming took the initiative to step forward and put out his usual tableware.

"Isn't it a pleasure to have friends coming from afar? I think Wu Siye won't mind, right?"

While eating, she mentioned the other party's new concubine, sincerely praised Si Ye for being in good health despite his old age, and sincerely suggested that he should have more children while he could still.

After finishing the meal, he wiped his mouth and said, "Your son is domineering and bullying women. His subordinates don't know how to behave, so I accidentally destroyed your son's offspring."

Wu Siye's face changed immediately, and he wished he could eat his flesh alive.

And that madman Xiao Churan laughed out loud and went out. How could we be ordinary people?

No wonder he died early, he was so unlucky!

However, Lu Yingxue had changed her opinion of him. Although he acted a little unscrupulously, he was worthy of the title of "Crime Crusher"!

While he was distracted, someone suddenly blocked his way.

Before I even looked up, the harsh voice had already pierced my brain.

"Shameless thing, you dare to show off at the princess' birthday party? Tell me, who are you trying to seduce?

It's not enough to seduce the Sixth Prince, you also have to seduce the Regent. It's really unlucky for the Sixth Prince to be engaged to a fickle woman like you!"

"Lu Yingxue, isn't the Sixth Prince good enough to you? Don't you feel guilty for doing this?"

"How can someone who can't even tolerate his own sister have a conscience?"

The two of them chatted with each other, attracting the attention of all the guests visiting nearby.

After Lu Yingxue was reborn, her temper has not been very good. No matter what the occasion is, she will raise her hand and slap someone.

"Crack! Crack!"

Two people were slapped with one slap. Not only were the two young ladies who were looking for trouble stunned, but the people watching the show were also a little shocked. How could the invisible eldest lady of the Lu family suddenly change her personality?

"You, you dare to hit me?"

The woman in yellow covered her burning cheeks and stared at Lu Yingxue in disbelief as she shook her wrist.

"Where did this barking wild dog come from? Today is the princess' birthday and there are many guests. Aren't you afraid of being beaten to death?"

Lu Yingxue lowered her head and smelled her palm. When she slapped Zhao Xinran just now, he opened his mouth wide to scold her, so he accidentally hit her teeth.

"Ugh! Did you eat shit? It stinks!"

Lu Yingxue's expression changed immediately. She stretched her right hand far away, looking so disgusted that she wanted to chop her hand off.

The girl in pink, Zhao Xinran, who was hiding behind the woman in yellow and crying, squatted on the ground and cried as if the sky had fallen.

The bright red lipstick was smeared in a large circle on the thick lips, which looked like the bloody mouth of a ghost from a distance, and the small bell on the throat could be clearly seen swinging back and forth.

Xiao Churan, who was waiting for the temporary maid to catch up, became impatient and turned around to see this scene, and suddenly he couldn't help but do something.

He picked a crabapple from the tree nearby, put it on his fingertips and flicked it, hitting Zhao Xinran's uvula with lightning speed.

“Ah!!! Cough cough cough cough…”

A pig-slaughtering scream was heard, followed by Zhao Xinran pinching his throat and coughing heart-wrenchingly.

Hot sweat streamed down her forehead, washing away the thick makeup on her face.

After seeing that scene clearly, Lu Yingxue had only two words left in her mind: devil.

The man came over with a hidden reputation, looked down at her, and called out in a low voice that was hard to tell whether she was happy or angry:

"Xue Ya, why don't you catch up!"

He glanced at the two noble ladies who had lost their image, raised the corner of his mouth in contempt, hid the damn smile, and added:

"You dare to approach anything, even if you are afraid of attracting rabies!"

It’s so mean, so vicious, and so satisfying!

Lu Yingxue decided to forgive the rustic "Xue Ya" for the time being.

After Lu Yingxue and Xiao Churan left, Eunuch Yao was instructed by Princess Anle to come and deal with the farce, and the situation quickly returned to harmony.

There were fireworks and other excitement to watch in the evening, so the dinner started early.

Xiao Churan strolled around the mansion casually, picked out two unlucky guys to tease, and then swaggered to the dinner venue.

"Xiaojiu, where should I sit?"

Princess Anle was sending someone to call Lu Ningshuang when a familiar male voice suddenly entered her ears and she shuddered subconsciously.

"Ah, uncle?"

The little princess had a stiff expression and stammered, "You, you want to stay, you want to celebrate my birthday, right..."

"Why, it can't be done?"

Xiao Churan asked back, and the little princess jumped forward like a cat whose tail was stepped on.

"Uncle, haha, here, please sit here!"

Princess Anle led Xiao Churan to the first seat on the lower left, her eyes fell on Lu Yingxue who was accompanying her, and she seemed to want to say something but stopped herself.

She really wanted to stand up for the young ladies, but she didn't dare to confront the mad dog emperor uncle. She was really afraid of being bitten by the reckless and stinky emperor uncle.

After all, my father has many sons and his uncle has tormented him more than a pair of hands.

When you go crazy, you won’t differentiate between nephews and nieces!

While hesitating, Xiao Churan introduced seriously:

“She is Xue Ya, working for me to pay off her debts. So far, she has only paid back the gold thread on half of the sleeves of her python robe.

Don't worry about it, Xiaojiu, just treat her as an ordinary maid."

Lu Yingxue pointed at herself: Half a sleeve with gold thread? Can you be a human being?

The man remained unmoved, turned around and shouted:

"Xue Ya, bring out the birthday gift I prepared for you!"

Princess Anle was flattered. "No, no, no, it's my honor that you can come, uncle!"

Lu Yingxue was confused and lowered her voice:

"When did you prepare the gift? Didn't you come to the princess's mansion on a whim?"

She thought to herself, aren’t you here to eat for free and cause trouble?

"What are you standing there for? Take it out!"

Xiao Churan scolded with a cold face, as if it were really the case.

Lu Yingxue's eyes almost rolled up to the sky, but the man pretended to be on her and took out a peony flower he picked from the warm room.

"I hope Xiaojiu will smile as brightly as a flower in the future."

Not only the gift was great, but the blessing was also great!

You really shouldn't have any illusions!

The little princess took the peony with difficulty, and said with a faint cry:

"Thanks……"

How could the emperor's uncle pluck her favorite flower!

Woohoo, bad uncle, I will never forgive you!