Siheyuan, the opening gun is aimed at Yi Zhonghai
Chapter 85 This melon made me tired
Tian Xinyue said: "Go wait in the house. I'm afraid you'll run away while I'm cooking."
Zhou Zheng rolled his eyes: "Tsk, how did you know I was going to run?"
Tian Xinyue said: "Then run away. If you dare to run away today, I will dare to die. Do you see the 'House of Glory' at the door? Even if I die, you can't run away."
Zhou Zhengdao: "You are blackmailing me morally!"
Tian Xinyue said: "Kidnapping your own man doesn't count!"
Zhou Zheng sighed and pulled Tian Xinyue to sit down again:
"Alas, in fact, aunt and uncle are both martyrs, so..."
He smiled bitterly: "So I can't wait for Auntie at all, right?"
"Wow, wow, wow..." Tian Xinyue suddenly burst into tears and hit Zhou Zheng's chest with her little fists: "Why are you like this? What nonsense are you talking about? They are not martyrs, they are not martyrs, they are still alive, they are still alive..."
Zhou Zheng hugged Tian Xinyue and held her in his arms. After all, everyone is bound to be impulsive once in their life.
"Well, they're all still alive!"
After a long time, Tian Xinyue seemed tired of crying.
Leaning in Zhou Zheng's arms, she said softly, "Hanqing, would you like to hear a story from me?"
Zhou Zheng said: "You talk, I'm listening."
Tian Xinyue took a deep breath and said, "Do you know why I'm not afraid of others seeing you carrying me on your back?"
Zhou Zheng shook his head gently, he was also wondering.
Tian Xinyue continued: "That's because... there aren't many people on this street."
Zhou Zheng's heart skipped a beat for unknown reason, and then he heard Tian Xinyue's "story" continuing.
"Originally, this street was very prosperous. Every summer, on the riverbank over there, men would fish, women would wash clothes by the river, and children would play around. Until one day, they said that war was coming, and all the men and most of the women here responded to the country's call and went to the battlefield, never to return. Later... the street came and brought back 36 honor plaques, but the one hanging on the door was not there. Haha, my mother couldn't bear the blow and fell ill. I still remember that the day before my mother passed away, she said to me, 'Qinghui, I'm worried about you. You're going to junior high school, you know, there are many excellent men in junior high school. When you go to junior high school, find a good man, and I... will be relieved.'"
Zhou Zheng just listened quietly. Perhaps he also knew why she was so stubborn. He looked at her with pity: "They... are all heroes."
Tian Xinyue said: "I would rather they were not heroes!"
Zhou Zheng said: "You have worked hard too."
Tian Xinyue said, "Oh, I don't want your sympathy, I want you. I will report you to my mother during the noon worship ceremony. If you don't agree, be careful that my mother will come to you at night."
Zhou Zheng's mouth twitched. Isn't this "feudal superstition"?
That is, the naive little girl thought she could use this to threaten others, and she couldn't help but say half-truthfully:
"Qing Hui, don't be like this... It's not that I don't like you, it's just that we are too young. It's too early to talk about this now. Besides, you don't want to go to school with a big belly. Giving birth is painful, and it will cause bleeding. Believe me..."
"Pfft~, you idiot, you are really a little hooligan. Have you ever seen a woman giving birth? You are just talking nonsense." Tian Xinyue pouted.
Zhou Zheng snorted and said, "I don't know who is the gangster among us. You are a female gangster. You want to molest a child. You are shameless!"
Tian Xinyue broke free from Zhou Zheng's arms, hugged his face and kissed him on the lips.
Zhou Zheng's body froze and his heart began beating violently.
Bang, bang, bang, bang…
It took him a while to come to his senses and push Tian Xinyue away, asking angrily, "What are you doing?"
Tian Xinyue said with a smile: "Hey, stamp it!"
Zhou Zheng said angrily, "Alas, I'm leaving. It's already evening. I want to go home."
Tian Xinyue raised her lips and said shamelessly, "If you dare to go home, I will die. I'm serious. I am also a person in this world anyway."
"You're a scoundrel." Zhou Zheng gritted his teeth.
Tian Xinyue hugged Zhou Zheng again and said in a doting tone: "Stay, can't I just not touch you tonight?"
Zhou Zheng retorted, "Don't even think about it. If you dare to touch me, I will die. Humph, as if everyone is not a martyr's relative. Let's see what you will do then."
Tian Xinyue snorted.
Then he said in a contemptuous tone: "It's okay if I touch you, you're a boy and you don't suffer any loss!"
"Tsk, who said boys don't suffer any loss? Boys suffer the most. Otherwise, why do donkeys have to pay male donkeys for breeding?" Zhou Zheng retorted.
Tian Xinyue said: "Then can't I give you money too?"
“……” Zhou Zheng was speechless!
Is this a matter of money?
It's not that he is 13 years old after his birthday, but it's only been a short time since his birthday, so it's not an exaggeration to say he is 12 years old.
How can you do such a shameful thing? It's really harmful to your health.
Moreover, his education did not allow him to have bad health at such an early age.
"No, even if you pay me, I won't. You're 15 and you're not afraid, but I'm still young and it will hurt my body."
Tian Xinyue asked tentatively: "Is it really not possible?"
"It really won't work!" Zhou Zheng said affirmatively.
Tian Xinyue smiled and then took out a diary from her schoolbag:
"You don't have to sleep with me, but you have to sign a letter of guarantee for me, saying: 'Zhou Hanqing must marry Tian Qinghui when she turns 18, otherwise he will have no children or grandchildren, and his penis will be bitten off by wild dogs when he goes out'. Of course, 'Tian Qinghui will also give Zhou Hanqing two sons when she turns 18, otherwise Tian Qinghui will die a miserable death'. Do you think this is the right way to write it?"
Zhou Zheng said angrily: "I don't want to write it. When I grow up, I want to marry many wives!"
Tian Xinyue was not annoyed but very happy:
"Well, then, as long as you agree to marry me now, I, Tian Qinghui, promise that I will help you get any girl you like, and I will also help your women take care of their children. Do you think this is sincere enough?"
Zhou Zheng looked at Tian Xinyue in disbelief:
"What you said is true."
Tian Xinyue said: "That must be true. As long as you are good to me, I will tie up the girl you like and bring her back to you."
Zhou Zheng pursed his lips and said, "Tsk, you are quite domineering."
Tian Xinyue patted her chest and said, "Of course, let me kiss you again."
"No!" Zhou Zheng quickly refused.
Tian Xinyue said coquettishly: "Just let me kiss you, just kiss you, and then I will cook for you, dear~"
"No!" Zhou Zheng ran away quickly.
Tian Xinyue laughed strangely: "Haha, you can't run away, little rabbit."
Zhou Zheng's face turned red instantly.
"Stop it, I'm hungry!"
Tian Xinyue couldn't help but raise the corner of her mouth and said domineeringly: "Then you go into the house and wait for me. I will go and cook for you."
Zhou Zheng said: "Why? Are you still afraid that I will run away?"
Tian Xinyue said as a matter of course: "Yes, so I will lock you in the room."
Zhou Zheng said: "Then you are really perverted."
Tian Xinyue waved her little fist and said proudly: "You can't run away!"
Zhou Zheng said seriously: "In fact, we can get to know each other first. Before that, I hope you won't hurt me. I'm really still young, and that would really hurt my body."
"I know, I know. Can't I just not touch you? Besides, you are very powerful. How can I really force you? Even if I did that to you, it must be with your consent. Stop making trouble, okay? Baoer, your wife will go and boil eggs for you." Tian Xinyue waved her hands impatiently.
Zhou Zheng's face flushed again, and he muttered quietly:
"Female gangster!"
Tian Xinyue said: "Okay, okay, now, do you want to lock yourself in the room or let me lock you in the room?"
Zhou Zheng walked into the bedroom on his own:
"Humph~"
Tian Xinyue looked at Zhou Zheng and saw that he no longer refused her words, and said with satisfaction: "How good!"
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