Siheyuan: Banggeng and I are classmates

at the same time

Xu Damao walked into the middle courtyard with two bottles of wine hanging in one hand and an oil-paper bag in the other. He stood there and looked at Qin Huairu in front of the stove with lustful eyes, then walked through the middle courtyard to the front yard.

"Uncle, are you still sulking?"

Yan Bugui, who was slumped in a chair, turned his head to the other side when he heard Xu Damao's hoarse voice.

"Hmph!" He snorted coldly.

"Hehe~~"

Xu Damao smiled when he saw this, and waved the wine and the oil paper bag in front of Yan Bugui's eyes.

"I know that you are still blaming me for not standing up for our compound this morning, leaving you alone to be scolded. I was wrong and I did not fulfill my responsibilities as a second uncle, but I am here to apologize!

Two bottles of Yanghe Daqu, I even brought my own snacks, look at how delicious the spiced lamb liver and braised pig head are, am I sincere enough to apologize?"

If it were in the past, Yan Bugui would have jumped for joy upon hearing this, but what happened this morning was indeed too hurtful to him.

He had been hiding in school for a whole day but still hadn't recovered. The more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt. So at this moment, even though Xu Damao apologized so much, invited him warmly, and dangled wine and braised meat in front of him, he remained indifferent, and even simply closed his eyes.

With a hint of sarcasm, he said, "What do you have to apologize for? It's all my fault. When you guys get into trouble, you guys can shrink your necks, but how can I shrink back?"

"Yes Yes Yes!"

Xu Damao laughed dryly and agreed, "You are the eldest uncle in our school and a glorious people's teacher, so you must speak up for justice. How can you hide like the two of us!"

After praising Yan Bugui, Xu Damao excused himself by saying, "But you are a reasonable man, so you can't blame me.

Just take the situation in the morning as an example. Who is Sai Chunhua? When she gets angry, even Sha Zhu doesn't dare to mess with her!

You said that if I had stood up again at that time and let us really fight with her, do you think she would throw the shit bucket at me? I would say she would definitely throw it at me!

It would be a small embarrassment for me as the second uncle, but if I implicate you as the first uncle and the people's teacher and get splashed with feces, wouldn't that be more embarrassing than being scolded by these neighbors now?"

Hearing this, Yan Bugui's expression had improved a little. He turned his head to look at Xu Damao, and with expectant eyes, he gestured for him to continue.

Xu Damao cursed Yan Bugui in his heart when he saw his masterly manner, but he forced a smile on his face and continued to curse with a roll of his eyes:

"Is there one reasonable person among those neighbors? If I were to ask you, their scolding only shows that they are stupid. Can you be blamed for what happened this time, Old Yan?

It's all the fault of the deaf old lady, Yi Zhonghai, and Sha Zhu. Not only did they cause our compound to be scolded, but they also forced you, Old Yan, a newly appointed uncle, to clean up their mess!"

By this time Yan Bugui had already sat up, his face agitated. What Xu Damao said was right, and it was exactly what he wanted. He was not wrong, the ones who were wrong were Yi Zhonghai, the silly deaf old lady and the others.

I'm just unlucky. I was treated like a big shot by Liu Haizhong and can only clean up their messes.

Seeing this, Xu Damao knew that Yan Bugui had fallen for it, and immediately started to curse: "Among them, the one who deserves to be cursed the most is that old hag Jia Zhang. If she hadn't been throwing a tantrum this morning, and had honestly gone out and torn up the couplet, would the situation that followed have happened?"

Yan Bugui immediately stood up and replied, "That's right, it's all my sister-in-law's fault. She embarrassed herself in the courtyard before, and today she embarrassed herself in the alley. She is simply bringing shame to our compound."

Xu Damao smiled triumphantly after hearing this and asked in surprise, "Master, Jia Zhang has hurt you so much, and you still call her sister-in-law?"

"Pooh!"

Yan Bugui immediately spat and cursed: "What old sister-in-law? She is just an old hag. Not only did she kill Old Jia, she also killed Young Jia. I think her family will be killed by this old hag sooner or later. What a bullshit immortal. She is not even qualified to be the toilet god..."

The anger and rage that had been accumulating in his heart for a day was now provoked by Xu Damao and immediately erupted, and he cursed out everything that had been in his heart all along.

Xu Damao found it hilarious what he was hearing, and when Yan Bugui had scolded him for a long time and his mouth was dry, he picked up the oil paper bag and wine in his hands again.

"Uncle, let's drink some wine to moisten our throats first, and then we can talk."

As he spoke, Xu Damao rushed to the table and opened the oil paper bag in his hand, revealing the greasy pork head and lamb liver inside.

Yan Bugui swallowed unconsciously as he watched. His family had already had dinner, but because of his depression and bloating, Yan Bugui hardly ate anything today.

After a burst of cursing, he felt extremely relaxed. When he saw the greasy meat again, Yan Bugui rubbed his stomach and felt it was empty.

However, there is no free lunch in the world, and Yan Bugui understands this truth.

Especially since Xu Damao was so warm and welcoming, he didn't believe that Xu Damao could be so kind.

He apologized, tried to comfort himself, and brought wine and meat.

Thinking of this, Yan Bugui narrowed his eyes and asked tentatively: "Da Mao, do you have anything to ask——"

Xu Damao stopped what he was doing, looked up and asked in confusion, "What's wrong? What could possibly happen to me?"

Xu Damao was stunned for a moment, then looked annoyed and picked up the opened oil paper bag.

"Didn't I say I came to apologize? What can I ask of you? Since you don't believe me, it's fine. I can take this braised meat back and eat it with my wife."

After saying that, Xu Damao had already rolled up the oil paper bag and picked up the wine.

Yan Bugui quickly stretched out his hand to block the door and pushed Xu Damao towards the table.

"Da Mao, Damao, I'm overthinking it. I just feel that you have done nothing wrong to me! That's why..."

As Yan Bugui spoke, his eyes were fixed on the oil paper bag. Xu Damao did not pretend either. He was pushed by Yan Bugui to sit back at the table and began to spread out the oil paper bag again.

"Actually, Old Yan, you're right. I'm not here just to apologize to you. Otherwise, I should at least call Third Uncle Ma Shangde!"

Hearing Xu Damao's words, Yan Bugui, who was holding a wine glass in front of the counter, froze and asked quickly: "What about you, Damao?"

"Hi!"

Xu Damao grinned: "Isn't this all for you, Old Yan? Of course, it's also for myself. I just can't stand them pointing fingers at you behind your back. Then in the future, won't they be able to scold me, the second uncle, whenever they want?

If that's the case, I'd rather not be this second uncle! "

After hearing Xu Damao's true feelings, Yan Bugui finally put his mind at ease. He sat down at the table with a glass of wine and asked, "What do you want, Damao?"

When talking about business, Xu Damao became serious for once. However, his horse face and mustache made him look a little sinister when he was serious.

"It's all Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong's fault. Not only have they ruined my reputation, they also turned their backs on us the day before yesterday. When they took office as new officials, they trampled on the faces of the three of us new masters, making even the poor old hag dare not listen to you in the morning. If it were you, I'd say—

We must now restore our prestige and make an example of others!"

As he spoke, Xu Damao gestured at his neck with his hand knife.

"Otherwise, how are we going to manage these neighbors in the future? No one dares to go against us!"

Yan Bugui nodded after hearing this, and thought Xu Damao's words made sense. After thinking for a moment, he said, "Then Damao, which chicken do you think should be killed first?"

"Which one should I kill first?"

"Kill all three at once!" Xu Damao's eyes flashed with ferocity, and he gritted his teeth and said, "If we're going to do this, we're going to do it big. Let these neighbors see how powerful we are!"

Yan Bugui felt a little conflicted after hearing this. He was afraid that he and his men would not be able to control the situation if they had to deal with three families at once!

"Why don't we deal with the old hag first? She just this morning..."

Xu Damao shook his head——

As the night grew darker, the two people in the house chatted more and more enthusiastically. It was almost midnight when Xu Damao staggered out of the Jia family's house.

Only Yan Bugui and two empty wine bottles were left on the table.

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