Siheyuan: Banggeng and I are classmates
Chapter 120: Bickering with Willow Catkins, and being forced to let Banggeng clean the toilet
I sang halfway and left...
Liu Xu in front of him couldn't stand the noise any longer, and turned his head with raised eyebrows and a look of disgust.
"I thought your song was interesting at first, but the more you sing it, the more effeminate it becomes, like Qing Yi!"
When Li Muhua heard Liu Xu say that he sang military songs in a girl's voice, like Qingyi, her face suddenly became unbearable and turned red quickly.
What is Qingyi? It is Meng Jiangnu who cried down the Great Wall, Dou E who saw the snow in June, Wang Baochai who dug wild vegetables, Bai Suzhen, Sun Shangxiang who went to the river to offer sacrifices after Liu Bei's death, and...
After thinking about it, Li Muhua felt that Liu Xu was insulting him, and he retorted with a frown:
"What do you know? This is a military song I wrote myself. It sounds sad because I was arranging the music and finding the tune, and I had to sing it softly for fear that someone would hear me and steal my song!"
"Who knows if some people with pricked ears heard it, and they said that my singing sounded like a woman's Qing Yi without knowing anything!"
"you--"
Liu Xu turned around and pointed at Li Muhua angrily. She just couldn't understand why every time she argued with Li Muhua, Li Muhua would keep talking back at her!
"You, what do you mean by you?" Li Muhua continued to retort unhappily, pushing away her hand that was pointing at him and said, "A good dog doesn't block the road."
Liu Xu gritted her teeth after hearing this. She felt that even if she stopped to argue, she would not be able to defeat Li Muhua, and it might even make more people laugh at her. So she had to suppress her anger, turned around and continued walking forward.
"You are the dog. I think your lyrics are pretty good. It would be even better if someone else could sing it!"
"Haha~~"
Li Muhua responded with a disdainful smile, and then said: "You know everything, everything you say is right!"
At first glance, there seemed to be nothing wrong with Li Muhua's words, and he even seemed to be bowing his head. However, the sneering tone and disdainful tone made Liu Xu so angry that she couldn't help but clench her fists!
Li Muhua still refused to give in and followed Liu Xu, singing in his murderous opera voice.
"I have a donkey, which I never ride. One day, I suddenly wanted to drive it to the market. I had a whip in my hand and was very proud of it. I would whip the donkey if it slowed down..."
When he sang to this part, Liu Xu had already covered her ears due to the tormenting voice, but Li Muhua still didn't give in and fanned her with a broom, imitating the whipping of a donkey!
At the same time, he silently said in his heart: "Let you say I am a woman, let you say I look like Qingyi, you are Wang Baochai, you are Dou E, you are Bai Suzhen..."
Time flies again.
The classmates had already started sweeping the floor. Li Muhua found a place where he could see Banggeng and his head teacher Xu Ming and started paddling in the water.
He has no enthusiasm for work.
The situation was exactly the same as last time. Bang Geng lowered his head and pushed the basket cart like a zombie, without saying a word from beginning to end.
Even when Xu Ming went up to talk to him, Banggeng simply ignored him and walked past him, pushing the cart!
Xu Ming stood there looking at Banggeng's back, his brows furrowed. Last time, he let Banggeng go for the sake of Tao Yong and others.
But this time——
Xu Ming turned his head and looked at the four shrimp soldiers and crab generals who were still full of enthusiasm and muttered, "Even if they say something crazy this time, Jia Geng can't continue to be the captain of the labor commando. What will happen?"
Not long after, Xu Ming, who had finished his inspection, sat on the curb and looked sharply at the four big shrimp soldiers and crab generals in the distance, trying to rank their enthusiasm for work!
Li Muhua kept staring at Xu Ming with his eyes squinted. Seeing that he had already talked to Bang Geng, he sat on the curb with a serious face, staring at the four shrimp soldiers and crab generals in the distance, and walked towards him with his hands waving randomly.
It seems that Xu Ming is really angry this time. I should give him some advice, otherwise he should really expel Banggeng from the labor team!
Thinking of this, Li Muhua sat down next to Xu Ming casually.
Xu Ming turned his head to look at Li Muhua and refused directly and sternly: "Li Muhua, don't try to avoid labor just because your academic performance has improved recently. Now is the time for extracurricular activities, not academic classes!"
Li Muhua couldn't help but shake her head when she heard what Xu Ming said, and retorted: "Extracurricular activities? I think this should be called extracurricular labor!"
Xu Ming narrowed his eyes immediately, looked at Li Muhua threateningly and asked, "So you are relying on your good academic performance now and look down on labor?"
Seeing that Xu Ming wanted to educate her again, Li Muhua shook her head with a sincere look on her face.
"I don't look down on labor. I have good grades. I can finish high school and go to college in the future. Then I can sit in an office and use technology to improve productivity and lead everyone to build a better motherland faster!"
"Banggeng is not good at studying, but he is also the team leader of the labor team. In the future, he can sweep the streets and collect manure. We are building in the front, and he is cleaning up and serving the people in the back. This is also very important!"
"We all divide the work because the country needs it, but in the final analysis, we are all contributing to the people. I don't think there is any difference between him and me, except that one is physical labor and the other is mental labor!"
Li Muhua tried her best to imitate the demeanor of Secretary Gao in her memory, and said calmly while looking at the calm Banggeng in the distance.
"?"
At this moment, Xu Ming's face, which had been slightly threatening just now, had turned into a look of confusion. He really wanted to refute Li Muhua's pretentious words, but he couldn't seem to find any fault with it!
Before he could think of anything to say, Li Muhua turned back and looked at Xu Ming and said:
"But Mr. Xu, I'm worried about you. You were the one who picked Banggeng to be the captain, but now look at how decadent he is. His enthusiasm for work is not even as good as that of the most ordinary students in our team."
"I don't think he'll be able to do a job like sweeping the streets in the future. As his teacher, as the one who appointed him as the team leader, are you just going to leave him alone?"
"And then they randomly pick someone to be the leader of the labor commando team and continue to produce students like this who will not make any contribution to the country in the future?"
Hearing Li Muhua's question, Xu Ming immediately replied sternly:
"Of course not. It was me who promoted Jia Geng to be the leader of the labor commando team because I was optimistic about his enthusiasm for work. How could I just replace him and find someone else to be the leader?"
Xu Ming said this without blushing, and spoke very righteously. Even Li Muhua immediately doubted whether she had guessed wrong, but it didn't matter!
Then he asked again, "Teacher Xu, how are you going to ignite Banggeng's enthusiasm for work?"
"this--"
Seeing Li Muhua asking the question directly, Xu Ming couldn't help scratching his head.
He is capable and good at shouting slogans, but now shouting slogans is useless and Banggeng simply ignores him.
Seeing him like this, Li Muhua guessed that he had no good solution, so she asked again, "Teacher Xu, do you know why Banggeng has become like this recently?"
When Xu Ming heard Li Muhua change the subject, he immediately boasted:
"It's because recently someone spread the rumor that he is the toilet god, and he is often beaten by hooligans at the school gate. These problems have never been solved, so Jia Geng has become so depressed."
"If you ask me, it's all the fault of the police officers in the police station. After so long, they can't even catch a few murderers. They can't be said to be inefficient, they are simply incompetent..."
Finally, Xu Ming started cursing the police officers again, trying to shirk his own responsibility.
Li Muhua shook her head to express her disagreement.
"Teacher Xu, what you said are all external factors. There are thousands of external factors that cannot be explained in detail. There is only one actual internal factor, which is that Banggeng's heart is not strong enough. He cares too much about what others think. He needs to hone his heart!"
Seeing Xu Ming's face starting to look confused again, Li Muhua quoted from the classics and said, "Think about it, Han Xin, the military genius, wasn't he more famous than this toilet god?"
"Even so, when Han Xin was young, he was still able to laugh and talk calmly after being humiliated, and he didn't take it to heart at all. With such a strong heart, Han Xin was able to bravely move forward and win every battle when he led troops to fight in the future, no matter what difficulties he encountered, until he was finally appointed as a general and crowned king!"
After hearing what Li Muhua said, Xu Ming's face flashed with enlightenment, and then he asked: "Then how do you think I should train my stick?"
When Li Muhua heard Xu Ming finally ask him this question, he immediately said proudly:
"Fighting poison with poison, don't people laugh at him as the toilet god?"
"Then just let him clean the toilet, openly and honestly."
"Let's see who will say it again in the future. Even if someone continues to say it, just treat it as training Banggeng's heart!
After Li Muhua's misleading talk, Xu Mingzhen was somewhat moved and began to consider Li Muhua's proposal.
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