Siheyuan: Banggeng and I are classmates
Chapter 285: See you again at the beginning of the school, tease Lao He
The two of them rode their bicycles back, the cold wind blew into their collars and into their mouths as soon as they opened their mouths.
Li Haifu wanted to blame Li Muhua for interfering in the He family's affairs, but when he thought that this excitement was indeed worth watching, he did not question Li Muhua anymore.
Two days later, school started again.
When she met Dong Shuwan and Han Lu at school, Dong Shuwan's first words were, "Hey, isn't this the Huada beast?"
"Sure enough, Xie Min didn't make it through the winter break. Their relationship lasted only a month. From now on, there's one more frustrated person on the Huada campus!"
Dong Shuwan shook her head as she spoke, and looked Li Muhua up and down, with joy of meeting after a long separation, but also teasing in her eyes.
Seeing Dong Shuwan's sour look, Li Muhua smiled and said, "My brother Comrade Dong Shuwan is indeed a man of great righteousness, and loves to fight for the injustice of the world!"
Dong Shuwan was a little annoyed after hearing this, and said unhappily: "Tell me, who do you, a playboy, like you, have your eyes on now? I want to see who is so unlucky!"
After hearing this, Li Muhua looked at the two of them seriously, which made Dong Shuwan move back. However, Han Lu was fine, with a calm look in her eyes.
"Hiss, why do I feel that after the winter vacation, you are much more beautiful than before the vacation?" Li Muhua looked a little lustful.
"You——" Dong Shuwan was a little annoyed.
Li Muhua smiled and said hurriedly: "But we have to be good brothers for life. No matter what, I can't have any ideas about you two. Let's forget it!"
Dong Shuwan was choked back before she could finish her words. Her face turned red and blue. She then asked, "So who did you fall for this time? Tell us!"
"We will never reveal it to anyone and we won't cause any trouble for you. I swear!" Dong Shuwan raised her right hand solemnly.
Seeing that Dong Shuwan was still asking, Li Muhua said with a more serious look, "I don't know either. I just broke up peacefully with Xie Min before the holiday, and now I feel empty inside."
"we'll see!"
Dong Shuwan didn't believe it and wanted to ask more questions, but Han Lu held her back and said, "Shuwan, he is telling the truth."
"I don't believe it. He is such a playboy that he must be fickle-minded, which is why he keeps changing partners." Dong Shuwan said, accusingly:
"He is a playboy. If Zhou Ru hadn't been dating him in the countryside and we hadn't always been nice to him, Zhou Ru might not have survived the one-month period."
Li Muhua sneered, "You? Even if you treat me well, I still can't like you."
"Unless I'm blind, no, even if I'm blind, that won't work. Your voice is also unpleasant, like that of a goose!"
Dong Shuwan was furious after hearing this and cursed directly: "Li Muhua, you are a bastard. Don't say that you are blind. Even if I were blind, I would not give you a good look."
After hearing this, Li Muhua closed his eyes and pretended to be blind, saying, "Dong Shuwan, Han Lu, where are you? Hurry, hurry up and follow my instructions!"
This made Dong Shuwan's anger turn into laughter. Although she knew that Li Muhua was teasing her, Dong Shuwan couldn't help laughing out loud.
"You want to die!" Dong Shuwan slapped away the hand that Li Muhua extended to her.
Only then did Li Muhua open her eyes and smile.
Dong Shuwan noticed the paper bag in Li Muhua's hand and asked with a glance, "What is this?"
"Could it be that you have already prepared the gift before you have found a girl you like?"
Li Muhua shook her head and explained, "These are the cigarettes I bought during the winter vacation. I want to bring them to Lao He!"
The two of them naturally knew about the agreement between him and the dormitory manager Lao He, so they couldn't help but believe it. However, they didn't expect that even during the winter vacation, Li Muhua was still fulfilling the agreement with Lao He.
Han Lu looked at the big pack of cigarettes with some concern in her eyes, but she seemed to be hesitant to speak.
Dong Shuwan said unhappily, "I think you should live with Lao He in the future. You two have been engaged for almost seven months, which is much longer than the one-month period when you changed your girlfriend."
Li Muhua smiled and said, "What do you know?"
"Lao He and I agreed to try all the cigarettes on the market and find the one we like best!"
Li Muhua spoke proudly, leaving Dong Shuwan and Xu Yan speechless.
Li Muhua is really childish when she thinks about it. How is it possible for anyone to buy all the cigarettes on the market?
"Besides..." Li Muhua picked up the package and said, "I plan to let Lao He smoke all these cigarettes in front of me later."
"Let him talk all day long about how he smoked more cigarettes than I ever saw."
"Do you want to go and watch the fun?" Li Muhua suddenly suggested, looking at them eagerly and said, "If you female comrades were here, he would definitely be embarrassed to refuse my suggestion."
Han Lu's eyes showed some reluctance. The winter vacation was nearly thirty days long and Old He was already over sixty years old.
Dong Shuwan agreed without fear of trouble: "Okay, let's go and see it now!"
"Okay, let's go!" Li Muhua rushed forward happily.
Ten minutes later——
Dormitory Management Office——
Old He glanced at the paper bag on the table and couldn't help swallowing his saliva. He didn't even dare to touch it. He looked at Li Muhua and Dong Shuwan who were full of expectation.
"Are you serious? There are at least thirty packs of cigarettes here. If I only smoke one cigarette each time, that's equivalent to one and a half packs at a time!"
There was some fear in Lao He's eyes. He didn't expect Li Muhua to be such a beast. Not only did he bully him, an old comrade, but he also brought female comrades to watch.
"Lao He, of course I am serious. This is our agreement!" Li Muhua nodded, looking serious.
Lao He nodded after hearing this, with a shrewd look in his eyes, and said, "How about we review it together?"
Li Muhua shook his head and said, "There is only one cigarette left out of many types of cigarettes here, so Lao He, you can only enjoy it alone!"
Li Muhua had already planned to embarrass Lao He, so he would naturally not let Lao He take advantage of this opportunity. Not only that, he also took out a piece of paper from his pocket.
"This is the record I wrote. Don't worry, Lao He. I can review it with you."
"this--"
All escape routes were blocked by Li Muhua, and Lao He hesitated and opened the paper bag with some difficulty.
Li Muhua saw his embarrassment and deliberately said in disbelief: "Lao He, you said you smoked more cigarettes than I've ever seen. Now there's only this much here, you can't finish it, right?"
"No way, no way, I specially invited a female comrade to come and see you, you won't embarrass both of us, right?"
Dong Shuwan flattered him at the right time: "Yes, Lao He, Mu Hua always likes to praise you, saying that you know about national affairs and can be a teacher in literature..."
Han Lu agreed from time to time.
The two even compared Li Muhua's one-month period to find a partner with Lao He's seven-month period.
Lao He was so coaxed that his face was full of smiles, his eyes became more determined, and finally he picked up the paper bag and said, "Alright, alright, stop bragging to me, it's just a pack and a half of cigarettes, right?"
"That's the amount I smoked in half an hour when I was young. Is that ok for me?"
Seeing that Lao He agreed, the three of them couldn't help but get excited, as they wanted to see Lao He make a fool of himself.
They just don't believe that anyone can smoke a pack and a half of cigarettes at a time.
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