Siheyuan: Banggeng and I are classmates

"Li Muhua, aren't we going to take a shit? Why are you taking me to the playground?"

Li Muhua stopped immediately after hearing this, turned back and asked in disbelief: "Do you really want to poop?"

"Yeah! I really need to poop." The little fat boy Zhu Maomao nodded, then stretched out his chubby little hand, and even held the exercise book in his hand.

"I have something to say to you. Why don't you hold it in for a while? Maybe wait until the next class?" Li Muhua asked tentatively.

Talk about important things with going to the toilet?

Li Muhua hasn't yet reached the point where he regards the toilet as nothing, so it's naturally impossible for him to follow him to the toilet!

The little fat boy Zhu Maomao quickly shook his head, then let go of Li Muhua's hand and ran towards the school toilet.

"I've been holding it in for a whole class, and I can't hold it in any longer!"

Watching the little fat man running away, Li Muhua's eyes widened. What was going on? He just made up an excuse and it turned out to be right?

No wonder this little fat boy is so fat. It’s not difficult to drag him to run. It seems he is really in a hurry to go to the toilet.

"Li Muhua, you dared to run away after I kicked you?"

Just when Li Muhua was stunned, Tao Yong rushed towards him, followed by Liu Sanyou and Wei Jiang.

Li Muhua immediately stepped forward with joy.

"You're here, good that you came. I was just looking for you!" Li Muhua said as he put his hand directly on Tao Yong's shoulder. The furious Tao Yong was stunned for a moment. He had never seen Li Muhua like this.

He was waving his fist and was about to hit someone!

As a result, Li Muhua put his arm around his shoulders and he had to silently retract his hand and listen to what Li Muhua had to say first.

"I'm not saying this, but Teacher Xu is so irritating. Why did he just praise Bang Geng alone? Didn't you clean the classroom the day before yesterday?"

"Of course we cleaned it!" Tao Yong said with his eyes wide open, and the other two also nodded vigorously in agreement.

"That's it!" Li Muhua continued, "If you ask me, since you guys didn't get praised for cleaning the classroom, why not let Banggeng clean it alone? Then, Teacher Xu will praise him alone. That's the way it should be!"

Tao Yong immediately nodded in agreement and said, "Yes, that's right. Let Banggeng clean the classroom alone. Why does Teacher Liu only praise him?"

Wei Jiang's face was a little tangled, and he said weakly: "But Banggeng is the captain. What if we don't clean up and he tells Teacher Liu?"

Li Muhua immediately widened his eyes and looked at Wei Jiang in surprise.

"You four can't handle Bang Geng alone? If you teach Bang Geng a lesson, will he dare to tell the teacher? If you want, you can even let him call you captain!"

"Then the four of you will keep an eye on him while he cleans. Ask him to clean our classroom every day. Then ask him to speak well of you in front of Teacher Liu. In the future, you won't have to work every day, and you will still be praised. How great is that?"

The three of them couldn't help but look at each other after listening to what Li Muhua said. It seemed that there was some truth in what he said. As long as the four of them were united, why would they be afraid of Banggeng turning the tables?

This is a great way to get praised without having to do any work!

Even if Banggeng really wants to sue the teacher, they can just stop being part of this labor team! When they have nothing to do, they will just deal with Banggeng.

Let him be so cocky!

Seeing that they seemed to have taken his words to heart, Li Muhua turned and said righteously: "I am just speaking for justice. I felt it was unfair that Teacher Liu didn't praise you, so I just said it casually. It's up to you whether you listen or not. I just said it casually, just pretend you didn't hear it!"

Li Muhua said this and quickly slipped towards the classroom.

These four people are now a small group. They can only discuss things well when an outsider like me is not around. Besides, I have made my words so clear, Li Muhua doesn't believe that they won't be tempted.

"I'm back from taking a shit!"

The little bun looked at Li Muhua returning to his seat and said with a look of disdain on his face.

Unexpectedly, when Li Muhua heard this, she showed an even more disgusted expression, and deliberately said loudly: "How can a girl like you say such an uncivilized word like shit!"

"You should say 'toilet', or 'to the bathroom'. 'Relieve yourself', 'excrete waste', 'reincarnation of the five grains' and so on are not allowed. You actually said 'shit' directly."

"You--" The little bun was shocked, and then he felt the gazes from all around, his cheeks became hot and red, and then he simply fell on the table.

"Woooooo~~~"

Seeing that Liu Xu had made him cry, all eyes turned to him. Li Muhua felt a headache, but he still shouted and explained:

"I said, I was the one who said shit first, okay? I'm the one who's not civilized!"

Then Li Muhua came over and patted the table in a low voice, saying: "Auntie, I've admitted it in front of everyone, can you stop crying? If others see this, they will say I'm bullying little girls! How am I going to get along in class and school in the future..."

After a long time.

I don’t know whether the little boy heard the bell for class, was comforted by Li Muhua’s words, or was just tired of crying, so he raised his head and wiped away his tears.

However, this time, no matter how Li Muhua smiled and talked to her, she ignored Li Muhua.

Li Muhua finally managed to coax her into submission, and felt relieved when he saw that she refused to pay attention to him.

"It's better to ignore it. Who wants to mess with a crybaby like you?" Li Muhua murmured to herself.

"Student Li Muhua, come up and answer this question!"

Just as Li Muhua was comforting herself, she heard someone calling her from the podium.

Li Muhua then raised her head and saw that the person standing on the podium was her mathematics teacher Zhao Wuchang.

"Question? What question?" Li Muhua stood up with a confused look on his face.

"Clap!!!"

Zhao Wuchang didn't say anything, but just knocked on the black wooden board hanging on the wall with the textbook in his hand.

Li Muhua then saw a question written on the blackboard and couldn't help but read it out loud: "The school playground is 90 meters long and wide. Now the school decides to lay floor tiles on it. Each floor tile is 40 centimeters long and wide. What is the total required--"

Before Li Muhua finished reading the questions, Zhao Wuchang interrupted in a cold voice: "Student Li Muhua, I asked you to come up and do the questions, not to read them down below."

It seems like Old Zhao is targeting me!

Li Muhua couldn't help feeling confused when listening to his tone, as she didn't seem to have ever offended him.

But after finally encountering a math problem that fits his major, Li Muhua walked towards the podium with great interest, and said in surprise:

"Teacher Zhao, our school playground is going to be paved with tiles!"

"Okay! Once you figure out how many floor tiles are needed, we will lay them in our school." Zhao Wuchang nodded in agreement. He didn't think that Li Muhua could solve such a problem involving unit conversion and numbers in the thousands or tens of thousands.

As for why he agreed, it was because he wanted to wait for Li Muhua to be unable to answer so that he could laugh at her!

"Then I must figure it out. I've been putting up with him on this lousy playground of our school for a long time."

Li Muhua's voice was not loud, but at the moment the classroom was so quiet that everyone could hear it clearly, and many people had strange smiles on their faces.

Some laughed at Li Muhua for overestimating her own abilities, while others mocked the school playground that was old and covered with yellow sand.

Zhao Wuchang even jokingly agreed, "I've been enduring it for a long time, so classmate Li Muhua, you must figure it out. The paving of the playground in our school depends entirely on you!"

"Hahahaha~~~"

As soon as Zhao Wuchang finished speaking, there was laughter from the audience below the podium.

Li Muhua now completely understood that Zhao Wuchang was teasing him, but if he couldn't solve the problem, that would be called teasing. If he could solve it -

Thinking of this, Li Muhua nodded honestly: "Teacher Zhao is a man of his words. If he says to repair the playground, then it must be repaired. For Teacher Zhao and all the students in the school, I have to solve this problem!"

Li Muhua said this and took the chalk from Zhao Wuchang's hand.

Seeing Li Muhua's fearless look, Zhao Wuchang felt a little panicked for no reason, but when he thought about how Li Muhua could usually answer addition and subtraction within 100, and multiplication and division within 10, he thought it was good enough.

So he felt a little relieved and hoped that Li Muhua could answer the question correctly. However, Zhao Wuchang still felt that it was more likely that the principal suddenly wanted to renovate the playground.