Siheyuan: Banggeng and I are classmates

"This time, I did as you said and sent Dao Jian, whom you know, to the mountain gate to meet you. Why didn't you let him come in with you? And you even made such a joke with me?"

When Li Muhua saw that he had noticed her, she immediately stood up as if nothing had happened, picked up a cushion from the side casually, walked to his side, threw the cushion down and sat on it.

"Old Taoist priest, you are good at fortune-telling! Why don't you just calculate what I asked Daojian to do?"

"Infinite Heavenly Lord!"

Taoist Xuyi shook his head and ignored the matter, and asked directly: "Don't say thank you, just tell me what you want to do!"

Li Muhua smiled when he saw this, then closed his eyes, shook his head and said:

"Infinite Heavenly Venerable!

The disciple predicted that soon a destined person would come to the master's house and ask about his grandson's reincarnation as an immortal. He also said that his grandson was not the reincarnation of the son of the toilet god, and hoped that the master could find out who was behind the couplet posted on the toilet to frame him.

After saying this, Li Muhua stopped shaking his head, opened his eyes and said with a smile: "How is it? Old Taoist priest, I am more accurate than you!

Why don't you just accept me as your master? I will definitely teach you this magical arithmetic without reservation."

Taoist Xuyi couldn't help but twitch his lips after hearing this. Seeing that Li Muhua dared to be so disrespectful to him when he came to ask for help, he said coldly: "What kind of divine calculation is this?

Master can not only figure out which immortal this person is reincarnated from, but also figure out who is the one who framed him. Do you want to listen to it, little disciple? "

Taoist Xu Yi's eyes were bright and sharp, staring at Li Muhua as if he saw through everything.

Li Muhua's smile froze. Although she was shocked by his shamelessness, she remembered that she came to ask for help, so she quickly forced a lovely smile.

"Master is indeed a master of foresight. No wonder everyone in the city is praising you as a living god. There are even people in our courtyard who are ready to write a new chapter for you!"

"Humph!"

Seeing Li Muhua surrender, Taoist Xu Yi snorted complacently.

Then he said, "You asked me to give them the title of immortals before, just to falsely accuse him of being the son of the toilet god today, so that people would retreat when they see him?"

Taoist Xu Yi seemed calm and understood everything, but in fact he was completely confused and had no idea what was going on. If Li Muhua really wanted that kid named Bang Geng to be labeled as the Toilet God, he could have just pointed out that he was the God of Misfortune from the beginning. Why would he go around in such a big circle?

It almost caused damage to the reputation of his temple. Think about how greedy that old lady was that day and how she asked for a golden statue as a reward. He even said that his grandson was the reincarnation of a god.

Whenever he thought about it, Taoist Xuyi would feel nauseous.

Fortunately, he later found out that the deaf old lady was a traitor, which improved the reputation of Baiyun Temple. Recently, it has been rumored in the city that there is an old immortal in Baiyun Temple who can identify traitors by counting on his fingers.

This made Baiyun Temple very popular at the time, and even the number of pilgrims increased a lot. This made the Taoist Master Xuyi calm down, and now he can talk to Li Muhua calmly.

Li Muhua was also very annoyed when he heard the question from Taoist Xu Yi. Actually, he wanted Bang Geng to be given the title of a god, so that he could roast him on the fire when all the evil spirits were defeated.

But as things develop, I'm afraid the stalks will be thrown into the manure pit to soak, or dipped in sauce in the pit and then roasted.

Thinking of this, Li Muhua couldn't help but shook her head, trying to get rid of the disgusting picture from her mind.

Then he looked at the Taoist master Xu Yi and said, "Actually, that's not what I meant!"

"Who would have thought that this kid, just by taking advantage of your reputation, would start to bully others in the courtyard, wantonly collecting food and property from the neighbors in the courtyard, and even threatened that when he becomes a high-ranking official in the future, he will make everyone in our courtyard a high-ranking official!"

After saying that, Li Muhua added: "Even the dogs in our yard will have to follow him as police dogs. If he becomes an immortal, he will take his dogs and chickens with him to heaven."

Then he changed the subject and played the emotional card with the Taoist master Xu Yi.

"Besides, I am doing this for your reputation, old immortal! That's why I am punishing him and telling the neighbors in the yard not to worship him anymore.

After all, we are close friends regardless of age difference. You helped us find the traitor in our courtyard before, so I will also help you to avoid you from taking on that responsibility!"

Hearing Li Muhua say that it was all for his own good, Taoist Xu Yi couldn't help but frown and remained silent for a moment.

This guy is quite shameless, even worse than him. I was clearly the one helping him, but he still took credit for it.

But this is what he likes most about Li Muhua; intelligence is secondary.

"If that's what you said, then I really have to thank you, Master?"

Seeing that Taoist Xu Yi admitted his statement, Li Muhua immediately stood up and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I have helped you a lot this time. Who in the whole city doesn't know that there is a living immortal in Baiyun Temple?

Old Taoist priest, please think carefully about how to thank me!"

After saying this, Li Muhua, with a sly smile, stretched out his thumb and index finger and rubbed them together, with an expression that said, "You decide."

Taoist Master Xu Yi pretended not to see it, and only nodded his head in praise, saying, "My little disciple is indeed very filial, and now he is even considering the reputation of your master!

Well! When your victim comes, I will explain in detail the relationship between him and Zi Gu Toilet God, so that he will not be confused about where he came from.

This is also a teacher's appreciation for your filial piety. After all, the teacher is not someone that anyone can meet! "

As he spoke, the old Taoist Xu Yi still had a proud look on his face, but Li Muhua couldn't help but widen his eyes and said in disbelief: "That's it?"

"Do you have anything else to ask of me as your teacher?"

Taoist Xu Yi looked at Li Muhua in confusion, not understanding what he meant.

Seeing that his expression did not seem fake, Li Muhua realized that he might not know the meaning of his gesture, so he stopped the little movement in his hands.

He said directly: "Yuan Na, one yuan, two yuan!"

"You have to be practical when thanking people. You can't just say empty words like this and call it a day!"

Taoist Xu Yi was silent for a moment, then looked in the direction where Li Muhua had just come in and asked, "Chi'er, do you know why the floorboards made a noise when you walked in just now?"

Hearing what he said, Li Muhua also looked at the ground he had just walked on. Seeing that there was nothing special about the ground, he was somewhat puzzled. Could it be that he was going to talk to him about some Zen or Taoist ideas again?

"Could it be that the Immortal Lord appeared and knew how poor I was, so he made the floor creak?"

Not being able to understand the Taoist's meaning for a moment, Li Muhua simply started crying poor.

"No, no!" Taoist Xuyi shook his head and continued, "Go and take a closer look at the floor!"

Although Li Muhua was puzzled when he heard this, he still stood up and followed his memory to the place where he had just stepped on the floor, and stepped on it again.

"Squeak~~"

Listening to the sound coming from under his feet, Li Muhua took a look, but saw that the wooden board was just a little worn out.

"There's nothing special about this. It's just that the floor is a little broken!"

"Well, it's true that the floor is a little broken."

Taoist Master Xuyi nodded slightly and said softly, then suddenly he cursed: "The wooden board is so broken that I, your master, don't have the money to repair it, let alone give you money!"

"What? Are you more shameless than the floor? Can you let all sixty or seventy of us step on it every day?"

He cursed at the Taoist master Xu Yi but still didn't feel satisfied. He pulled off his cloth shoes with his hands and threw them at Li Muhua.

"You're addicted to beating people up, aren't you?"

Li Muhua hurriedly dodged the flying shoes, then took a few steps back and said, "Old Taoist priest, stop lying. Who would believe that such a big Taoist temple has no money?

Let alone other things, just the thick layer of copper coins under Wofeng Bridge, I think you guys have made a lot of money, not to mention that there are so many pilgrims lining up to pay their tribute every day!"

"Insect money, insect money is bullshit, who would be so full nowadays that would come to give insect money?"

"As for Wofengqiao, Wofengqiao can only make about 30 to 40 yuan a day, including the incense money. Even if we add the income from the medical clinic, it is still not enough for us to repair and maintain the Taoist temple!

"I have always been spending more than I earn, and I have to ask my disciples to work and do odd jobs to earn money. How dare you come here to beg for money when you have enough to eat and drink at home!"

Li Muhua hurriedly dodged the other shoe thrown by Taoist Xu Yi. Seeing that he was so angry about his words and didn't care about the godly demeanor he usually maintained, he believed it 80% in his heart.

I guess this old man often worries about money, so his anger was ignited by just a few words from me!

Thinking of this, Li Muhua recalled that he had "generously" given her one dollar last time, and she felt inexplicably touched.

"Isn't it just that you don't have money? I didn't even despise you for being poor, but you still yelled at me proudly. I really don't know how you can be the headmaster."

The slight touch in his heart could not change Li Muhua's bad mouth. Besides, he would never be treated well by the old Taoist priest, as he was the best at taking advantage of others.

"I'm leaving, I'm leaving. I don't want you to thank me with money, okay? Just remember what you promised me. The worse people are at making money, the more stingy they are."

Li Muhua said this while looking around, picked up the shoes he had thrown at her, and ran out the door.