Siheyuan: Picked up by a goddess in 48 years

"Who is it? Who is here howling in the middle of the night?" Sha Zhu opened the door cursing. He didn't even bother to put on his clothes. He stood at the door wrapped in a quilt and started cursing.

"Squeak~"

Just at this moment, Jia Dongxu put on his clothes and opened the door, and saw Sha Zhu cursing.

"What are you yelling about, idiot? Did you hear the noise?"

Sha Zhu curled his lips, but for Qin Huairu's sake, he was polite, "Brother Dongxu, how would I know? I'm still wrapped in a blanket."

As he spoke, Sha Zhu frowned, as if he heard his sister crying.

Just then, another howl was heard.

The two looked at each other, and this time they both heard clearly that the noise came from Yi Zhonghai's house.

And the Yi family at this time.

The old lady was pale, with one hand covering her chest, sleeping soundly. Yi Zhonghai's sudden scream almost killed her.

"Lao Yi, Lao Yi, what's wrong with you?"

He covered his heart with one hand and used the other to pat Yi Zhonghai, who was hunched over like a cooked shrimp.

Yi Zhonghai did not reply, his eyes rolled back and he fainted again.

Yes, again! He fainted twice in a short period of time, and then woke up in pain.

An old lady turned on the light and saw that even in a coma, Yi Zhonghai's expression was still painful, and his body was twitching unconsciously, as if he was suffering great torture.

"Bang bang bang!"

"Uncle, what's wrong with you? What happened?" There was a knock on the door and Sha Zhu's voice outside the house.

The old lady was also frightened, but she was not confused. When she heard the noise, she didn't even bother to put on her clothes and immediately got up to open the door.

"Zhuzi, Dongxu, come in quickly and see Lao Yi..." An old lady burst into tears.

Seeing this, the two men realized that something had happened and immediately went into the house. At this time, Yi Zhonghai was awakened by the pain again and screamed and wailed again.

Next room.

He Yushui, who had been frightened and crying, had now managed to calm down. She realized that the sound seemed to come from an old man's house. She had just heard the voice of her silly brother.

From the noise heard at this time, it turned out that Silly Brother had gone to an old man's house.

In addition to grievance, there was also a hint of hatred in his eyes.

next door.

"Master, Master, what's wrong with you?"

"Yes, uncle, please speak."

Facing the questions from Jia Dongxu and Sha Zhu, Yi Zhonghai was already sweating profusely from the pain. He couldn't even open his mouth. He could only point downwards with trembling hands and effort.

The two didn't understand at first.

But when he saw that Yi Zhonghai kept covering his hips with one hand, he immediately made a guess and his eyes became strange.

"No, would Master play with it so fancy? How could it be broken?" Jia Dongxu muttered silently in his heart.

But Sha Zhu had no scruples and said it out loud immediately.

"I say, uncle, there is no such thing as you. You two old men can have fun, but why make such a big noise? Won't everyone come to laugh at you?"

Upon hearing this, Yi Zhonghai's lips twitched and his face turned pale, and it was unclear whether he was angry or in pain.

"Ah! Uh uh..."

Yi Zhonghai suddenly began to twitch violently, his eyes turned white, and suddenly a strong smell of urine filled the room.

Even though their brains were not functioning normally at this point, Jia Dongxu and Sha Zhu realized that something really had happened.

At this time, Yi Zhonghai twitched a few times and then became motionless.

After all, he was his master. Jia Dongxu bravely reached out and pulled Yi Zhonghai's hand away, then pulled open a corner of his trousers and took a peek inside. Apart from the messy bird's nest, he didn't find anything wrong.

This isn't bad.

Sha Zhu naturally saw it too, and couldn't help muttering, "Could it be that the master has contracted some serious illness?"

"Hey!"

An old lady behind him was so frightened when she heard this that her heart ached and she fell down.

Jia Dongxu glared at Sha Zhu.

"Don't talk nonsense. Go back and put on your clothes. Come with me to take the old man to the hospital. Go!"

Sha Zhu also knew that this matter could not be delayed, so he immediately wrapped himself in a quilt and left the house.

Jia Dongxu asked an old lady to help Yi Zhonghai put on clothes, but looking at Yi Zhonghai's condition...

"Forget it, Master's Wife, find a hemp rope and tie Master to the quilt together. We can't worry about those things now. We need to send him to the hospital as soon as possible."

The old lady didn't care about her heartache and quickly found a hemp rope to tie up Yi Zhonghai.

At this time, most people in the courtyard were awakened and rushed to the middle courtyard.

"Get out of the way, everyone! Don't get in the way!" Sha Zhu put on his coat while squeezing into the house.

"Shazhu, what happened to Lao Yi?" Yan Bugui asked in the crowd.

"It's hard to say, maybe he suddenly got sick. I'm in a hurry to send him to the hospital. You guys can help too. Don't make things worse!"

In the front yard, Lu Zhenyuan was cutting the scarecrow with his nail clippers. Naturally, he heard the noise in the yard. Not only him, but also his step-sister and Xiao Yuyan were woken up, but he comforted them and they continued to sleep.

Seeing that a part of the scarecrow had been trimmed from fungus to seafood, he put down the nail clippers, picked up a steel needle, cut the straw side down, and stabbed it.

"Bang bang bang!"

There was a sudden sound of knocking on the door.

Lu Zhenyuan frowned, "Who is it?"

"I! He Yuzhu, an old man is in trouble and needs to be sent to the hospital. Can you lend me your bicycle?" Shazhu outside the door spoke anxiously and looked unhappy.

If it weren't for that stingy old man Yan Bugui saying that his bicycle had a flat tire that hadn't been fixed yet, he wouldn't have wanted to come and borrow a bicycle. After all, he hadn't yet avenged himself for almost killing his offspring.

Lu Zhenyuan was about to refuse when he suddenly remembered that he had a brand new scrapped bicycle that had been unused for a long time.

He took out a pen and paper, quickly wrote an agreement, then stood up and opened the door.

Sha Zhu was standing at the door with an anxious and unhappy look on his face, and Yan Bugui, who looked embarrassed, was standing next to him.

Lu Zhenyuan glanced at the two of them.

"I can lend you the bike, but you have to promise me that you won't damage it, or I'll pay you for it."

"Okay, okay, okay! Although it's a bit stingy, I'm surprised you can lend it to me. Hurry up." Sha Zhu was very surprised, but he finally borrowed the bicycle.

Lu Zhenyuan directly handed over the document he had just written.

"Don't worry, I'll push your bike for you after you sign the liability exemption and commitment agreement."

There was no light in the room, but fortunately Yan Bugui brought a kerosene lamp. Sha Zhu was afraid of being cheated, so he took a look in the light and found that it was indeed a waiver and assumption agreement.

Exemption from liability means that if he falls off his bicycle or suffers any consequences, Lu Zhenyuan will not be held responsible.

But if he damages the bicycle, he will have to pay the price.

"Okay! You're really good. I can sign it. Push the bike out!"

Sha Zhu took the pen and signed.

After Lu Zhenyuan took the receipt back, he said "wait", and closed the door.

Two seconds later, the door opened and Lu Zhenyuan pushed the bicycle out the door without leaving the house.

"Hey, your bicycle?" Yan Bugui was surprised.

He remembered that the Lu family’s bicycles were all those with low beams, not the 28-inch bicycles?

Dream car - 28-bar

"I bought it a few years ago, but I was young at that time and it was uncomfortable to ride, so I put it aside. Now I'm used to the original one, so I haven't changed it." Lu Zhenyuan said casually, not afraid of any suspicion. After all, this brand new scrapped bicycle also has legal receipts.

But Sha Zhu didn't care about all this and pushed the cart out of the yard.

"You'd better check it out. Don't say I wrongly accused you if something goes wrong. Old Yan is here to testify."

Although Sha Zhu was anxious, he subconsciously stopped when he heard the words.

"That's right, it's better to check it out." Yan Bugui walked forward with a lamp and checked it once.

"It looks completely new, no problem!"

Sha Zhu also looked along and found that the bicycle was indeed as good as a new one. After confirming that there was no problem, he continued to push it out of the yard.

At this time, Jia Dongxu and several young men in the yard were also carrying a quilt roll and walking out. However, for some reason, several of them were vomiting as they walked, as if they couldn't wait to get away from the quilt roll.