Siheyuan: Picked up by a goddess in 48 years

In order to prevent the heat from the house from escaping, the Yan family refused to open the door for ventilation and stayed at home.

Yan Bugui was so choked that he started crying, Yan Jiecheng started rolling his eyes, little Yan Jiefang had an unknown liquid leaking out of his mouth, and Aunt Yan had almost vomited, but she tried hard to hold back her stomach nausea for the sake of the baby in her belly.

"Old Yan, this stinky tofu must have gone bad, why does it stink so bad?"

Yan Bugui took off his glasses and wiped his tears, then shook his head. "No, it's in a can. This should be the best of the best stinky tofu. It's normal for it to stink a little. Ugh!"

As he spoke, breath went into his mouth. Yan Bugui wanted to dry heave but remembering the lunch he had eaten, he forced himself to hold it back.

Willpower alone overcomes physiological reactions!

Seeing that Old Yan was sure that it was a good thing, Aunt Yan didn't know what to say, and she seemed to agree subconsciously.

Yan Bugui glanced at his eldest son who rolled his eyes and his youngest son who was foaming at the mouth, shook his head, and sighed, "You don't know what's good."

After a little hesitation, he swallowed his saliva and it seemed that all saliva smelled bad.

He picked up the chopsticks, picked up a little gray-green stinky tofu from the can, and put it into his mouth.

"Well!"

Yan Bugui's eyes widened instantly.

Yan Jiecheng and Aunt Yan looked at him in surprise and doubt.

"Gurgle! Ha~ delicious!" Yan Bugui looked full of praise.

But the breath he exhaled sprayed directly on Yan Jiecheng's face. Yan Jiecheng, who had just recovered a little, instantly turned green again. He covered his mouth, stood up and was about to run out.

But in his haste, he slapped his hands around and accidentally scratched the stinky tofu box. The soup not only got on his hands, but also spilled all over the table. Fortunately, the stinky tofu inside did not fall out.

But even so, Yan Bugui felt heartbroken.

Although his performance just now was a bit exaggerated, he did feel that this stinky tofu was better than the ones he had eaten before.

If Lu Zhenyuan knew what he was thinking, he would probably die of laughter. It's like the same piece of steak. One person eats it directly, while the other puts it on the plate and then decorates it. You will think that the latter is more high-end and more delicious.

In fact, the essential taste of the food is the same, and the rest is psychological.

Psychological effects do sometimes affect one's judgment of taste, which is actually deceiving oneself.

But if you try more, you will always be able to notice it.

However, Lu Zhenyuan didn't know what Yan Bugui was thinking. He was so happy that he kept hearing system prompts in his mind.

[Ding Dong! Received 20 points of crash value from Yan Bugui.]

[Ding Dong! Received 20 points of collapse value from Yang Ruihua.]

[Ding Dong! Received 20 points of crash value from Yan Jiecheng. ]

[Ding Dong! Received 50 points of collapse value from Yan Jiefang. ]

……

[Ding Dong! Received 50 points of crash value from Yan Jiecheng! ]

There were continuous notifications about the collapse of the Yan family, and he was wondering why there was still a range, but he didn't know that little Yan Jiefang was directly knocked unconscious by the stench, which provided 50 points of collapse value at one time.

As for Yan Jiecheng, he was sprayed in the face by his own father, and his emotional breakdown was so high that his breakdown value increased by another 50 points.

But some crashes are just for profit, he doesn't care about the process.

In just a short while, the Yan family provided him with 160 points of collapse value! There were 100 points of collapse value left before.

He decided to take advantage of the 5-year-old gift package tonight to welcome good luck in the new year and draw a big one!

Not long after, the Yan family provided a total of 40 points of collapse value, and then there was no movement for a long time.

The remaining 40 points of collapse value were provided by the four members of the Yan family, 10 points each.

Just because Yan Jiecheng spilled stinky tofu juice on the table, making it stink, the New Year's Eve dinner, which should have been delicious, tasted stinky no matter what the family ate. This is why they barely managed to get through another wave of collapse points.

200 points of collapse value, the Yan family is really good people.

[Ding Dong! The New Year has arrived, and the host will be given a five-year-old gift pack. Do you want to open it? ]

Of course it has to be turned on!

Lu Zhenyuan immediately made a choice in his mind.

[Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the brain development potion. ]

"???"

Lu Zhenyuan blinked and felt an extra potion in his hand. This feeling was inexplicably familiar.

Wait! Brain development potion? System, do you think I don't have enough brains?

【Ding Dong! Nutritionally balanced. 】

Lu Zhenyuan twitched the corner of his mouth, stood up and groped his way to the living room in the dark. Without even reading the instructions, he opened the potion and drank it in one gulp.

【System】：6~

[Brain Development Drug]: Extracted from precious plant essences, specially processed minerals, and synthetic molecules fused with nanotechnology, it has the function of stimulating brain neurons and improving the efficiency of neurotransmitters, thereby speeding up thinking speed and reaction ability...

Promoting blood circulation in the brain, increasing the supply of oxygen and nutrients to the brain, helps maintain the health and vitality of brain cells.

And activate the potential areas deep in the brain, unlocking hidden memory and learning abilities!

After drinking the potion, Lu Zhenyuan sat on the sofa. He felt a little sleepy, but not burdened at all. It was a wonderful feeling.

He hasn't forgotten the business.

"System, let's have a lottery for 100 points of collapse value." Lu Zhenyuan called silently.

The tape film appeared in his conscious field of vision and rotated rapidly. He noticed that the negatives seemed to be wider and there seemed to be a silver stripe on the edge of the tape.

I think this is the difference between a 100-point lottery and a 10-point lottery. You can't find it if you don't observe carefully.

However, these changes are not important to him, and there is no need to pay too much attention to them. What is real is being able to draw good things.

"stop!"

The tape stopped sliding, and a film enlarged in the field of vision. Lu Zhenyuan clearly saw the image of a big rooster on the film.

chicken?

[Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host for winning a Chongming Bird. Do you want to collect it? ]

Lu Zhenyuan was shocked, as if the brain development potion took effect at this moment. He remembered the description about the Chongming Bird that he had watched before.

It looks like a chicken, crows like a phoenix, and has two eyeballs in each eye, so it is called the double-eyed bird, also known as the double-eyed bird.

The Chongming bird is very strong and is said to be able to chase away ferocious beasts and ward off disasters!

Unable to suppress his curiosity, Lu Zhenyuan walked into the kitchen and turned on the light.

"System, extract!"

A majestic rooster with brightly colored feathers appeared in front of Lu Zhenyuan. It was really majestic!

He was only 1.2 meters tall, and this big rooster was probably about the same height! This reminded him of a hybrid chicken, the Burning Sky Chicken, which was also the largest chicken in the world, with a maximum height of 1.2 meters!

The one in front of me, uh... the Chongming bird is no less powerful, no wonder it can fight against wild beasts. If it were the same size as an ordinary chicken, wouldn't it be easily eaten by wild beasts?

He observed it himself and found that there were indeed two eyes in each eye socket.

Lu Zhenyuan couldn't help but reach out and stroke its soft hair. With such thick hair, it should be good for making a down jacket to keep warm, right?

The double-headed bird squinted its eyes comfortably and opened its sharp beak.

Lu Zhenyuan was quick to grab it and said, "Don't make a sound! Be good and listen to me. From now on, you will be my guardian. Otherwise, I will use you as my reserve food! Nod your head if you understand."

"..."

The double-headed bird nodded. It understood human language, otherwise it would have become stored food long ago.

Seeing that it was sensible, Lu Zhenyuan was very satisfied and let go of his hand.

"That's right. I'll build a nest for you outside tomorrow. The important task of looking after the house will be handed over to you. By the way, you are not allowed to poop in front of the house. Find a place to do it yourself."

"Finally, I should give you a name, let's call you..." A domineering name emerged in Lu Zhenyuan's mind, and he shook his head. No, no, it's too easy for people to think of something wrong.

"The chicken is too beautiful. No, no, it's too spicy. Chicken boss? Oh, I feel sick."

"Forget it. It's just the New Year, so just call yourself Da Nian. Any other name seems too weird to me. It reminds me of the person in the Jianghu who has no brother but is the one in the legend."

When Chongming Bird heard the names Lu Zhenyuan had given it before, it almost broke out in a cold sweat.

I breathed a sigh of relief when the name was finally decided.

I don't know why, but the previous names always gave it a malicious feeling.

"Just stay here for one night and don't move. I'm going to sleep." After saying that, without asking Ji...Da Nian's opinion, he turned off the lights, went back to the inner room, climbed onto the bed, and quickly fell asleep while sniffing the softness and fragrance.