Siheyuan: Picked up by a goddess in 48 years

[Ding Dong! Received 100 points of crash value from Liu Haizhong! ]

Lu Zhenyuan's thoughts were interrupted and he was stunned.

Backyard, Liu Haizhong's house.

Wu Guifen huddled at the head of the kang with a look of grievance on her face. She was wearing a vest with her bangs, sweating profusely, and her face was red and her neck was thick.

"Ugh~"

Suddenly, Liu Haizhong hiccuped and tears started to flow.

Smoked!

He pointed at his wife with a trembling finger.

"Tell me, have you done anything to offend me?"

Wu Guifen became anxious when she heard this.

"What are you talking about, Lao Liu! How could I possibly do something to let you down?"

"Then where did you get this athlete's foot? My athlete's foot isn't as severe as yours. It didn't come earlier or later, but it happened when I was locked up!"

Faced with Liu Haizhong's accusation, Wu Guifen was speechless. She had no idea what was going on and why she suddenly had athlete's foot.

"vomit!"

Liu Haizhong couldn't help it and ran out of the house, vomiting and crying.

"Is it that smelly?" Wu Guifen was extremely ashamed and angry.

Liu Haizhong hugged the swill bucket, vomited and cried, pointed a trembling finger at his wife, "Wu Guifen, you are a cruel person... Ugh~"

……

the next day.

Lu Zhenyuan woke up from the soft and fragrant embrace.

Originally, the people who slept on this bed at home were Xiao Yuyan, Lu Wanyi, and Lu Zhenyuan.

But after the little girl started school, the order became Xiao Yuyan, Lu Zhenyuan, and Lu Wanyi.

He was caught in the middle, and the wonderful thing about it was naturally unknown to outsiders, but... he was under a lot of pressure!

Glancing down, Lu Zhenyuan began to try to relax his mind, hoping to rely on his willpower to achieve micro-manipulation of parts of his body.

But the more he tried to control it, the more he couldn't control it.

Fortunately, I diverted my attention and checked the benefits of the collapse value.

【4380 points of collapse value.】

In just one day, the collapse value increased by nearly a thousand, and this was all provided intermittently by Yan Bugui's family, the Jia family, the deaf old lady, Yi Zhonghai, and Liu Haizhong yesterday.

Especially Liu Haizhong, he was almost going to bed last night, but suddenly he provided 100 points of collapse value.

"I see."

After thinking about it, Lu Zhenyuan guessed why the collapse value came into being.

I remember that the night when Liu Haizhong was released also provided some collapse value, just not as much as last night.

I think Liu Haizhong’s wife’s athlete’s foot is getting worse. The longer she wears that insole, the worse her athlete’s foot becomes.

It is widely believed that people with athlete's foot cannot smell it themselves. In fact, it is not true. People's sense of smell will also become fatigued, and once they get used to the smell, they will no longer feel anything. But that is a problem with the nose.

It's easy to get used to your own smell, but it's not easy to get used to someone else's smell.

So there is still offense in Liu Haizhong.

Lu Zhenyuan was very happy. Even if he did nothing for the next period of time, he could still gain some collapse points. After all, Jia Dongxu, Jia Zhangshi, the deaf old lady and Liu Haizhong would provide some collapse points from time to time.

As for Yan Bugui's family, it's hard to say, after all, the effect of radish for bloating only lasts three hours.

If Yan Bugui's family had eaten everything last night, there would be no more collapse value.

Judging from Yan Bugui's stingy nature, he would not eat it all at once, but it is hard to say whether he would continue to eat. After all, anyone would collapse if he farted for three hours in a row.

[Ding Dong! Received 5 points of crash value from Yan Jiecheng. ]

[Ding Dong! Received 5 points of collapse value from Yan Jiefang. ]

[Ding Dong...

Lu Zhenyuan raised his eyebrows. Well, did he not realize that it was the carrot’s problem, or did he not take it seriously?

"Hmm~ Did you get up late today?" At this moment, a moan sounded beside me.

He turned his head and saw his cheap sister looking sleepy.

I just calmed down, but now I feel a little palpitating again.

After all, this cheap sister has outstanding beauty and elegant temperament, and her fair and delicate skin is like a porcelain doll, which is both fresh and charming.

A height of 1.68 meters is not considered tall, but definitely not short among women. The harmonious proportions make her figure look tall and well-proportioned. A height of 1.68 meters looks like that of 1.70 meters.

And her face is very similar to a certain Bingbing. She is simply a perfect goddess and a fairy on earth.

Lu Wanyi relaxed for a while. She felt so comfortable from the massage last night that she fell asleep without realizing it. She didn't expect to oversleep.

Lu Zhenyuan stood up, put on his pants and walked out. If he didn't leave now, he was afraid that he would not be able to control himself.

"call!"

I washed my face with cold water and felt a little more relaxed. I then went outside for some exercise and breathed in the cool morning air before I felt completely relaxed.

Because we all got up late, Aunt Mei didn't come in the morning, so I cooked in my own room.

Seeing Lu Zhenyuan leave the house, he brought the prepared breakfast over.

This scene was seen by Yan Bugui's family.

"That Su guy gets along just like the Lu family, like they're one family. He either brings food or cooks for us all day long. What's he trying to gain?" Yang Ruihua muttered in a neither-too-loud voice for her husband to hear.

"Porphyrinporphyrin~"

The stench was everywhere and Yan Bugui didn't say anything.

Su Mei cooked for the Lu family all day long, how could he not be jealous? It's not like he didn't try to take advantage of them, but every time he didn't get scolded? He would be scolded if Su Mei saw him standing at the gate.

He couldn't stand being so shameless, especially because she was a lesbian. He also considered himself a well-educated person, so he couldn't just curse at her, right?

"Porphyrinporphyrin~"

Seeing her man farting non-stop without saying anything, Yang Ruihua couldn't stand it anymore and moved to another place with her bulging belly.

"Porphyrinporphyrin~"

Yang Ruihua looked at his eldest son in despair.

"Boom boom~" Yan Jiefang.

Yan Jiecheng's expression was numb and his small eyes were lifeless.

Seeing this, Yang Ruihua didn't know what to say and could only hide outside the house.

Lu Zhenyuan listened to the continuous prompts from the system in his mind. When he saw Yan Bugui's wife hiding outside the house, he knew what the situation was in the Yan family's house. He thought to himself that everyone in the Yan family hated people.

Can you stand farting for three hours straight?

Even if we don't talk about whether it's bearable or not, if we light a fire in the room, it will probably explode, right?

Tsk tsk, I hope Yan Bugui doesn’t smoke, otherwise the story will turn into an accident.

Just then, two people came in from outside the yard.

It was the deaf old lady and Yi Zhonghai who had stayed in the hospital for a night.

When the two saw Lu Zhenyuan exercising, Yi Zhonghai had a cold expression, while the deaf old lady walked towards the backyard without looking away.

Looking for trouble with the little wolf cub of the Lu family?

She was confused last night, but she thought it through when she woke up in the morning. She couldn't ask the little wolf for an explanation unless she broke her teeth by accidentally biting on the cherry seeds or if there was really something wrong with the cherries.

After all, people sent her things, and she blackmailed them when something went wrong. Who in this courtyard would dare to get close to her in the future?

Because she had figured this out, she told Yi Zhonghai in the morning not to cause trouble for the Lu family.

She was also wondering, could it be that she was too old and her teeth were too brittle that caused the cherry to break? But she felt as if the cherry had exploded in her mouth yesterday, which was strange.

"Old lady, what are you doing out so early in the morning? And why are you here with me, Old Yi?" He Daqing was just going out when he saw the two of them.

"Alas, as I get older, my teeth fall out when I eat. That's why I troubled Zhonghai to accompany me to the hospital yesterday." The deaf old lady said with a smile, but because she had lost three teeth, her smile did not look very natural.

"Well, look at what you said. I'll ask Zhuzi to cook a bowl of porridge for you at noon. You said I didn't know anything about what happened to you, and that brat didn't even tell me." He Daqing said guiltily.

If you don’t know, you might think that the deaf old lady’s tooth loss was related to him.

But the deaf old lady felt very comfortable listening to this, nodded, and excused Sha Zhu, "Don't blame Zhuzi, he doesn't know about my affairs, and that bad guy from the Xu family has been bullying him recently, and Zhuzi is also wronged."

This was only because Xu Damao was not present, otherwise he would have been furious.

He bullied Sha Zhu? He just took advantage of the verbal attack, but he was the one who suffered the most.

Yi Zhonghai didn't interrupt the two people when they were talking. He was staring at his own window, feeling that something was missing.