Original God: Traveling to Teyvat but it’s a strange world

Si Ke Ke sheathed the sharp knife and looked at Zou Rui who was still lying unconscious on the ground.

He signaled to Tartaglia to go forward and pick up Zou Rui, and be ready to evacuate the original fetal sea at any time.

At this moment, the Devouring Whale nearby let out an extremely weak cry.

Silkcock turned his head at the sound and stared at the huge creature.

After a moment, Sicock frowned slightly, then stared at Zou Rui who was held in Tartaglia's arms with a strange look, smacked his lips, and showed an expression of disgust.

Of course, Tartaglia noticed Silk's reaction and was stunned.

When he and Silkock looked at each other, Silkock coughed lightly twice and then quickly turned his head to the side.

"What the hell? Are my parents really untidy? I don't think there's anything wrong with that."

Tartaglia muttered quietly, his eyes still fixed on Zou Rui in his hands.

However, at this moment, he seemed to notice something unusual.

"Huh? How come my adult has become so small?"

Tartaglia cried out in surprise.

Only then did he realize that Zou Rui, who was already petite, had become even smaller, like a young child.

"Oh no, has the relationship between you and Xingyan developed so quickly? I've only been together for a few days, and you're already married and having children?"

Tartaglia used his other hand to scratch his already underdeveloped CPU, then looked at Silkock on the side.

Si Ke Ke had torn a crack and left the original fetal sea. Tartaglia also left the original fetal sea with the little Zou Rui in her arms.

On the way to the hotel in the town center, Tartaglia kept looking at Silk with a strange look, then looked at the little Zou Rui in his arms, and some very dangerous thoughts appeared in his mind.

Tartaglia shook his head vigorously, as if trying to get rid of those dangerous thoughts from his mind.

After all, he didn't want to lose his life so easily.

"Oh my! Does the child need milk? What if he wakes up and starts crying? Will that old woman Silkock kill the child out of anger? Oh my God, this cannot happen!"

Tartaglia kept mumbling to himself, secretly calculating various possible situations in his mind.

He knew very well that he must not let this happen, but he couldn't let... ahem...

(Ahem, I can’t let my imagination run wild anymore, or I’ll fail the review and be locked up in the small dark room again.)

"Master, do you know if there is a place selling milk around here? Like coconut milk or something like that?"

After walking for about a few more minutes, Tartaglia suddenly quickened his pace, walked forward, approached Silkok cautiously, and asked in a low voice.

Si Ke Ke looked at Tartaglia with a strange expression, but then he looked at the little Zou Rui in Tartaglia's hand and was speechless.

Silkock pointed in a direction and said,

"There's a store on the second left at the intersection over there. They should have some. Go take a look. When you're done buying, come to this intersection. I'll wait for you here."

Silk said, walked to a chair beside him, sat down, turned on his phone,

Tartaglia nodded and trotted over there.

After a while, Tartaglia stood in front of the store. After a while, Tartaglia reached out and touched his pocket, your bulging wallet, and suddenly he felt courageous.

"What the hell is this? I have never seen any of this milk before."

Tartaglia stood in front of the shelf with a confused look on her face.

"What is Yili milk? What is Mengniu milk? And what is Bright Milk? Oh my god."

Tartaglia stretched out his right hand and carefully looked at the bottle of milk on his left hand, then moved his gaze to another bottle on his right, groping around in the bottle with his hand, as if trying to see the liquid inside through the bottle.

He hesitated, muttering to himself,

"I can't just pick a bottle of bad stuff and give it to the child of an adult family! If the child has any problems after drinking it, the host will definitely beat me to death!"

Just when Tartaglia was hesitating, a waitress came over. She greeted Tartaglia with a smile and asked,

"Sir, are you here shopping with your children? Do you need me to recommend something to you?"

In fact, the waiter had noticed that Tartaglia had been wandering around here for several minutes, but had not purchased any items.

She secretly guessed in her heart that the man in front of her might be a servant or maid who had never seen the world.

So she decided to step forward to help and demonstrate her professional abilities at the same time.

When Tartaglia heard that someone was willing to help him choose, he nodded as if relieved and quickly responded,

"Ahaha, yes, yes, I am responsible for taking care of the child in this family. Look, the baby was just born not long ago, and I want to buy him some delicious and nutritious milk. Hahahaha... I am so sorry to trouble you!"

He deliberately lowered his posture and spoke in a humble tone so as to avoid being discovered by the other party.

"Sir, Yili is a large dairy product manufacturer in Liyue. It is very suitable for infants and young children to drink and is very nutritious. If you want it, I recommend you buy Yili's pure milk. The price is 400 Mora per bottle."

The waiter took a bottle of Yili pure milk from the shelf and handed it to Dardalia.

Tartaglia took it. He had never seen this brand called Yili, nor had he ever heard of this brand in Liyue.

"Forget it, I think there should be no problem looking at the ingredient list."

Tartaglia looked left and right, then picked up a box from the side and prepared to check out.

"Boss, check out."

Tartaglia put a box of milk directly on the cash register.

The cashier calculated the price quickly and it was 4500 Mora.

"Sir, Alipay or WeChat? Or cash is also OK."

The cashier said,

Dadalia was stunned for a moment. He had never heard of what Alipay and WeChat were. They should be similar to the payment system of Northland Bank.

But it doesn’t matter, you can just use a bank card.

“Is a bank card okay?”

After saying that, Tartaglia began to flip through his bulging wallet.

He took out a bank card and handed it to the cashier.

When the cashier saw that the other party handed over a check, he immediately took it respectfully.

I smiled when I saw the Northland Bank logo.

"Okay, sir, I'll help you with this one."

But after a while, the cashier's face froze, and he looked at Tartaglia angrily.

Tartaglia was stunned for a moment, thinking that there was no money in the bag, and was about to change it.

But the cashier slammed the table with Tartaglia's bank card and shouted,

"Sir, you're bored now, aren't you? Are you trying to have fun with a fake card?"

The cashier said, and threw Dalaria's bank card aside.

Tartaglia was stunned instantly.

"Ah? Huh? It's not my business. How could there be a fake card in the bank?"

Tartaglia hadn't realized yet that his bank card couldn't be used in this world.

But the cashier didn't care.

"I've seen fake money before, but this is the first time I've seen someone use fake bank cards to fool people."

The cashier said this unhappily, but Tartaglia was not happy to hear this.

"Don't slander me. This is obviously true. If you don't believe me, I'll take you to the Northland Bank to see it!"

Tartaglia said, and then Tartaglia threw Zou Rui to the ground and took out a Fatui symbol from his clothes.

The cashier was also stunned when he saw it.

"Come on, I happen to be an executive officer, let's check to see if my card is fake? Get up and speak! Do you want to see it?"

Tartaglia slapped the Fatui logo directly on the cash register.

At this time, it was the cashier's turn to sweat profusely.

Although their town has basically severed ties with the other six nations, the Fatui still have a certain amount of influence in this town because the Prince and Princess of the Abyss have some dealings with the Queen of Winter.

At this time, the cashier changed his expression and immediately smiled and said,

“Hahaha, no need, sir, this is real, this is real, there was something wrong with my machine just now, it didn’t scan it out, I’m going to smash it now.”

After saying that, the cashier actually started smashing the cash register.

Tartaglia was stunned for a moment, and was shocked.

"No, why did you hit him? What's the matter? Are you trying to blackmail me?"

Dardalia said,

The cashier immediately shook his head and said it was neither.

At this time, because the noise of smashing the cash register was so loud, the manager was attracted here.

When the fat manager saw the smashed cash register, he was stunned.

Then he looked at the cashier, Tartaglia on the side, and Zou Rui who had fallen on his head on the ground with a confused look on his face.

"No? What are you doing?"

The fat manager said,

At this time, the cashier trotted over to the fat manager and whispered in his ear,

"Manager, you have to listen carefully. This is the executive officer of the Fatui! We must not provoke him easily!"

The person who was speaking tremblingly told the whole story of what had just happened.

After listening to the story, a flattering smile immediately appeared on the face of the chubby manager. He walked quickly to Dania, carefully picked up Zou Rui who had fallen to the ground, and handed him to Dartalia respectfully.

Tartaglia was obviously a little dazed, and when he came to his senses, he was sweating profusely.

The fat manager was secretly thinking about how to deal with the current situation. After all, his subordinates' actions just now seemed to have angered this prominent executive.

"Haha... Sir, calm down. This is all my fault. Please punish me. May I ask where the executive officer sits?"

The manager was all smiles and tried his best to please.

Tartaglia reached out and gently stroked Zou Rui's head, which had been hit, and a trace of guilt surged in his heart. Then, he introduced himself without hesitation,

"I am the last of the Fatui executive officers, Master Tartaglia."

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Tartaglia's eyes involuntarily drifted to the bank card that he had casually thrown away.

The fat manager immediately understood what he meant, ran over, picked up the bank card and handed it to Tartaglia.

But at this time, the fat manager seemed to have thought of something. He frowned but not very obviously, and asked Tartaglia with a flattering look,

"I'm so sorry, but I don't know when did you come to us from Fontaine?"

Tartaglia was stunned for a moment. He seemed to have never been to Fontaine.

So,

"I've never been to Fontaine. I was brought here by my master."

After he finished speaking, the fat manager's facial expression froze, and then he immediately became angry and pointed at Tartaglia and cursed,

"Fuck you, you're pretending to be an executive officer, right? Damn it, you have to pay me back for the damaged item today! Otherwise, you can't leave!"

The sudden change of the fat manager made Tartaglia confused.

"No, huh? I am Tartaglia. If I am not Tartaglia, then who is Tartaglia?"

Tartaglia was already confused, but the fat manager didn't care.

Pointing directly at the smashed cash register,

"You are not allowed to leave until you pay the 100,000 Moras. If you dare to leave, I will break your legs!"

The fat manager said, and then called a few shop assistants to surround Tartaglia.

Then the fat manager snatched the bank card from Dardania's hand, looked at it, broke it, spat on the ground, stomped on it a few times, and said,

"Pah, you don't even know how to do it realistically."

After that, he said to the shop assistants on the side,

"When does he take out the money today? When will he let him go? If he dares to leave, I will break his legs along with your child and throw him out the back to wash dishes for me!"

After saying that, the fat manager ran back to his office, with the fat on his face and belly still swaying.

Thus a funny scene appeared.

An orange-haired young man holding a child stood at the door of the store, looking around.

About half an hour later, Silkcock frowned.

"It's been half an hour and he hasn't come back yet. Can anything go wrong buying milk?"

Silkock sighed.

"Forget it, you should spoil your own apprentice yourself."

After saying that, Silkok walked in that direction.

After arriving at the place, Si Ke Ke's mouth twitched, looking at Tartaglia standing at the door of the store, with a face full of grievance,

At this time, the shop assistants standing next to Tartaglia at the door were all shocked when they saw Silkok coming, and then they immediately went to greet him. Some of them went straight in and called the fat manager.

Si Ke Ke looked helplessly at Dardalia who was detained in the store and said,

"what happened?"

Tartaglia looked aggrieved, looking at Silk and muttering,

"They said I had no money... What... My card was real..."

After a while, the fat manager came out again with a smile on his face and walked up to him with an attentive look.

"Lord Silkcock, how come you are here? You are so honored to be here, hahaha..."

At this time, Si Ke Ke looked at the fat manager with a rubbish expression and said helplessly,

"No, you detained my apprentice here?"