Original God: Traveling to Teyvat but it’s a strange world
Chapter 145 You'd Better Die
Fukaros fell to the table with a bang, holding the wine in his left hand and pointing at the ceiling with his right hand, shouting,
"Let me tell you about Villette. When I first saw him, he was so cute. At least he looked much better than the dead fish face he has now. Let me tell you, when Egolia threw Villette to me, I wanted to dress him in women's clothes. Just think about it, such a cute little boy with two little whips on his head moving around. Wouldn't you be tempted? Huh?"
Navillatte's face suddenly darkened when he saw Fukaros like this, but Fukaros just pretended not to see it and continued to shout,
"But who knew he would have such a dead face now! Later I asked him to wear women's clothes, but he refused. He is still as cute as Violet when he was a child."
After saying that, Fukaros took another sip.
This made everyone on the side dumbfounded, and then everyone looked at the two Funinas who were still showing off the cake.
The two Funinas heard everyone's gazes and looked at the cake they had swallowed. They quickly shook their heads.
"I don't know. We haven't been drinking, right?"
After saying this, Funina patted Weird Funina's shoulder.
Weird Furninna nodded awkwardly and turned her face away, obviously feeling a little guilty.
At this time, Fukalos was still drunk and acting crazy.
"Let me tell you, when I first took Violet from Egolia, she called me a beautiful big sister in a cute way! Hahahaha, don't you agree? Violet?"
Fukaros blushed as he looked at Navelette, who was already too embarrassed to look at him.
Villette held her forehead,
But at this moment, Zhong An on the side coughed twice, turned his head away, and said in a very low voice,
"Ahem, I wonder if Mr. Villette can imitate it again? The three of us are just curious, really."
Zhong An said, pushing Zhong Xukun and Zhong Li on the side.
The other two old men looked at Zhong An strangely.
But since none of the witnesses spoke, Zhong An kept his mouth shut.
At this moment, Fukalos continued to shout,
"At that time, I carried Villette to six other countries to show off to them! Thinking of this, I laughed to death. When Barbatos saw me like this, he hung Tevarin up and beat him for a whole day and night. He said that he wanted Tevarin to become a sweet child. Hahahahaha..."
Fukaros said this while slapping his thigh and saying with great joy,
"That scene was so thrilling! If Lao Bi and others hadn't arrived in time, the consequences would have been disastrous..."
At this time, Zhong Xukun, who had been sitting silently by the side, finally spoke. He nodded slightly, as if agreeing with Fukaros' words, and added,
"Yes, the situation was indeed critical at the time. Barbatos was drunk and crazy just like she is now. Tevarin was beaten to death. In the end, I had to stop Barbatos."
Hearing this, Fucaros laughed triumphantly and then turned his gaze to Villette.
"Hey! Little water dragon!"
Fukaros suddenly raised his voice and shouted,
"Can you turn into a girl? Look at Baalzebub's little fox. I also want a sweet, adorable and cute follower!"
After saying that, Fucaros actually jumped down from the table and walked to Villette in two steps.
Fucaros put the wine jug aside, stretched out his hands, pinched Villette's cheeks, and shook his head hard, trying to get him to give an answer.
However, facing Fukaros's rude behavior, Villette just bit his lip and said nothing. He lowered his head, his eyes flickered, and he was obviously at a loss.
"Then Villette! Did you hear what this water god said?"
Seeing that he had no reaction, Fukaros became furious and his voice became louder.
"I am the dignified Water God! You are just my subordinate. You have to speak what I tell you to speak! Hurry up and show me how to do it! Speak quickly! Otherwise, I will... I will..."
Before he could finish his words, Fucaros burped a little and his body swayed a few times.
The crazy expression disappeared in an instant, and then he staggered onto Villette's body, with a hint of drunkenness and cuteness replacing his face.
At this moment, Villette really wanted to find a hole in the ground to crawl into.
His face flushed red, and he was at a loss what to do with embarrassment.
On the one hand, he really didn't want to do something that went against his nature in public;
On the other hand, he did not dare to openly disobey the orders of his moody boss, Fucaros.
Just as he was in a dilemma, other people around him also cast curious glances at him.
If it was purely in private, he might be able to... ahem...
"Ahem, then Mr. Villette, since your water god wants to see a transformation, then that's fine, right? It's no use for Fucaros to keep making a fuss like this. Your Dragon King should be able to change his form at will, right? If that doesn't work, you can ask Mr. Qiu Bai to help you, ahem..."
Gui Zhong, who was lying on the side, lay behind Zhong An and said in a very low voice,
Qiu Bai stared at Gui Zhong behind Zhong An with a strange look on his face, very confused.
But at this moment, the three old men looked in one direction with strange expressions. Qiu Bai also saw something strange and spoke helplessly.
"Wait, holy shit, you let her drink?"
Qiu Bai looked at Xing Yu, whose face was flushed, and moved his seat to the side.
At this time, Sikirk, Tartaglia, Kong and Ying had fallen into silence. They remembered that they came here to eat, not to watch these people get drunk and act crazy, right?
"Lao Da, how could you have a child with someone else? Tell me, am I not good-looking? If you don't like me like this, I can also change into something else, don't you think?"
Xing Yan shook Zou Rui, who now had a look of despair on his face.
"Master, tell me what you are doing with the wine?"
Seeing this scene, Tartaglia pushed Silkock who was silent.
Silk's mouth twitched, and he said helplessly,
"I didn't know there were two people here who would act crazy while drunk."
When Tartaglia heard Silk's reply, she smiled heartily and said,
"That's really cool, Master."
But Xing Yan and Fukaros were still performing.
Xing Yan hugged Nashida and Zou Rui and said loudly,
"Just tell me, why would Lao Da have a child with someone else? I can do it too, is it because his touch is not good?"
Xing Yu continued to perform at an incredible level. Qiu Bai and the others held their foreheads and dared not speak.
Because the author doesn't let them speak, for fear of being put in a small dark room.
(I will drive a small car first. If "death" doesn't happen, then I will start racing)
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