Original God: Traveling to Teyvat but it’s a strange world

Zou Rui slapped "Funina" on the butt without saying anything. Zou Rui thought that this silly roe deer would feel pain and cry for mercy, but what she didn't expect was,

"Oh...ah~mm~so...so comfortable..."

"what?"

After hearing this, Zou Rui's already underdeveloped cerebellum shrank directly.

(How many times has this shrunk?)

"Fuck! He's a masochist!"

"Funina" turned around with a blushing face, and looked at Zou Rui with a bit of doubt, with a look of dissatisfaction on her face.

It's like asking you why you don't fight yet?

Zou Rui was so frightened by the appearance of "Funina" that he took several steps back.

"Damn it, I just know that weirdos are all freaks with special quirks. Of course, I don't have any special quirks. I'm a normal weirdo."

Zou Rui said as he stepped back.

You are rewarding her by playing masochism. She will become more and more difficult to deal with later.

Zou Rui had just retreated a few meters when he suddenly felt his head hit two soft objects.

"?"

Zou Rui turned his head with some confusion, and the first thing he saw was two big thunders.

"what?"

Zou Rui looked up with some confusion to see who the big thunder belonged to.

"Xing Yan? Why are you here?"

Zou Rui was a little confused.

Xing Yan was looking at Zou Rui with a smile, with a special and abnormal light in his eyes.

"What was Lao Da doing just now?"

Xing Yu smiled and squatted down to look at Zou Rui. Zou Rui saw that Xing Yu was almost the same height as him even when she squatted down, and was a little confused. Although she was not very tall when she was a boy, but! But absolutely!

Taller than Nashida,

And as a man, the height of Xingyi squatted down and the mouth was just...

(Hey, hey, hey! Stop adding those dirty and indecent thoughts to your minds! Assholes! What I mean here is to squat down and kiss each other! Don't let your imagination run wild!)

Ahem, back to the topic.

After Xing Yu rubbed Zou Rui's soft and fragrant face, he reached his hand behind him with a satisfied look on his face and pinched Zou Rui's bouncy little butt.

It doesn't matter if you don't pinch it, but if you do, it's like putting Zou Rui on the pan and roasting him.

Zou Rui's CPU temperature is boiling.

Zou Rui's single-threaded single-core CPU was directly scrapped.

Although Zou Rui had been "taken care of" by Xing Yan so many times, kissing on the mouth, kissing on the face, being rubbed, and being touched, she had already gotten used to it, but every time, she, the little Nan Liang, couldn't help feeling shy.

"Funina" who was not far away looked at this scene and turned into the face of the old man on the subway.

"Oh no, I'm a masochist. When I saw a lesbian today, I knew that we weirdos are not good people. Although... I might also be... cough cough, but that's me, I'm Funina, this doesn't count, cough cough, forget it, the two of them are still playing games for adults, I'm going to slip away first."

Then "Funina" thought that the two people couldn't see her, and she held her head and said, "You can't see me, you can't see me."

Then he quietly walked to the place where Zou Rui had placed the cakes, picked up a few pieces of cake, and ran away immediately.

Xing Yan naturally noticed this, but he didn't care.

Zou Rui didn't care either, or rather, he didn't have the heart to care.

Zou Rui thought that since he had already left a mark, he knew exactly what the other party did, as long as he didn't do anything bad. As for the time of washing the fragrance, ahem... our Zou Rui is a gentleman... bah, a gentleman from the Southern Liang Dynasty, who disdains to do such dirty things. Moreover, if she wants to see herself change, wouldn't it be better to just look down? She can also comfort herself by doing it herself.

Zou Rui looked at Xing Yan, who stood up without blushing or beating his heart, and then lifted himself up.

Zou Rui swallowed her saliva. Although she didn’t know why she was pinched just now, she felt... a little... comfortable?

Bah, bah, bah, how could Xiao Nanliang be a masochist? Of course not.

Just as Xing Yu held Zou Rui in his arms, Xing Yu suddenly said with a sly smile,

"Master Lao, can you give me the mark you just used on that weirdo? I'm just curious about what it feels like, really."

Looking at Xing Yan's sincere expression, Zou Rui almost believed it.

Zou Rui crossed his arms and turned his head away.

Xing Yu snorted and rubbed Zou Rui's face with his hands, but Zou Rui did not respond. Xing Yu sighed helplessly.

She actually wanted to take advantage of the situation right away, but now is not the right time. After everything is done, she must take advantage of the situation right away and let everyone hold the wedding in one go without any delay. This is because she is afraid that Zou Rui will be snatched away because Xing Yu has discovered that the sweet and sweet little Nan Liang is very popular wherever she goes, and it would be bad if he is snatched away then.

Xing Yan held Zou Rui and walked towards a place.

But as they walked, Zou Rui suddenly asked,

"How's your investigation going? And how's that Ying?"

Xing Yu looked at Zou Rui in his arms, rubbed him with his mouth, then licked his tongue with satisfaction and said,

"I found something very strange. There are many weird things in the city, both human and Melusin. However, the people replaced by these weird things were not killed. What's more abstract is that these weird things share the same identity with this person. Whoever wants to go out can use this identity to go out. Those who don't want to go out can stay at home. It seems that the weird things and humans are united. Moreover, I heard a weird thing say to me,

"Why should I kill people? If I kill people, I will be punished. I won't kill anyone and live a good life. When the management bureau handles it, we can settle in Wuyuan City. I'm not a slut." Lao Da, do you know how much my cerebellum atrophied after hearing this? Is this what all the weird people think now? Then the eight weird gods will be left alone?"

Xing Yan said,

Zou Rui thought for a moment and shook his head.

"No matter how you look at it, these wild creatures are only a minority. More weird creatures are willing to follow the eight weird gods to resist."

Xing Yu thought about it for a while, nodded, and then suddenly Xing Yu kissed Zou Rui on the face again.

"Lao Da is really smart, I'll give you a kiss as a reward, hehe."

Xing Yan said with a smile,

This kiss made Zou Rui's single-core, single-threaded CPU smoke again.

But Xing Yan suddenly said,

"As for the Ying you mentioned, Lao Da, well..., with the 360-degree all-round consolation and persuasion of Zhong An, Wen Gu, and Nashida, she is getting better. At least, she is better than yesterday at the Opikley Opera House. How should I put it? She is very strange. When I was taking care of her this morning, she hid in the quilt and cried. I was confused at the time. I was thinking that the breakfast I called for Navia was too late? It was not delicious when it was cold? Lao Da, I can assure you that I have never bullied her, and I have mentioned her to people who have dealt with her, but I used the name Ying. The weird thing is that those people didn't know her, but when I mentioned the traveler, they all knew her suddenly. Oh, except Navia, hiss... Aren't these two the same person?"

Xing Yan looked at Zou Rui with a curious look on his face.

After Zou Rui recovered, he thought about it for a while, then shook his head.

"I can't jump to conclusions. I'll wait until I see Ying and learn some things before I draw any conclusions."