Genshin Impact: I am the Son of the Tree King

Liyuegang

"Long time no see, I didn't expect you guys moved."

"Yes, I suppressed Osel a few days ago, and you have changed a lot."

"is it?"

The two sat opposite each other in a small teahouse in the port area. Zhongli tasted the tea slowly, while Yu couldn't appreciate it and drank it all in one gulp.

Zhongli: …………

Forget it, he probably doesn’t know that this means to get lost.

"By the way, how are my Yaksha brothers? Are they still stone statues?"

"The situation is a bit complicated. From a general rational point of view, the incense burning over the years has indeed had an effect, but it's a bit strange."

"what happened?"

"The stone material of the Fushe statue's abdomen had fallen off, exposing its abdomen, but it was still motionless."

The world's first stone statue with abdominal muscles was born.

Speaking of this, Zhongli Zhongli has a headache. Ever since this piece was leaked, many girls have touched it secretly, and the most ruthless one among them is his own daughter. It's really a headache.

"Dad! You sneaked out again!"

In the distance, a girl with long brown hair ran over, looking from bottom to top

Long and white thighs, a slender waist, and then... a flat surface, which might be because of his mother, and finally a delicate little face.

"Yu, this is my daughter, just call her Zhong Xiaochen, you should remember him."

"Of course I remember. I was stabbed more than 3,000 times for saving her."

Zhongli: …………

"Xiao Chen, this is Mr. Yu."

Zhong Xiaochen rushed over anxiously, wanting to catch this old man who was doing nothing all day. But her mother said that one of her and him had to be at home. This beautiful girl didn’t want to stay at home with her mother, the old stubborn woman, nagging. The colorful world outside was waiting for her. She ran to catch him excitedly, but she saw her father drinking tea and chatting with a handsome white-haired guy. The damn father was actually hooking up with a man behind her back! And he didn’t even invite her!!!

As the saying goes, heredity is a magical thing. Usually good things are not inherited, but bad things are inherited. Zhong Xiaochen obviously inherited his father's xp

"Hello Mr. Yu, my name is Zhong Xiaochen. If you don't mind, you can just call me Xiaochen." Zhong Xiaochen immediately put away her just irritable look, and instantly became very ladylike, exuding the temperament of a lady from a noble family.

"That's not necessary, Miss Zhong, I'm just a rough guy."

"A rough man? Sir, you are too sorry. From what I can see, you have an extraordinary temperament, just like a general. How about I call you General Yu?"

Yu instantly felt that this was not a good word, just like a person seeing a snake, he couldn't help but resist it.

"Then call me sir."

Zhongli coughed. Seeing the girl in this state, he knew she must be outside.

"Xiao Chen, there's no need to be so formal. You two are actually quite destined to be together. When you were born, it was Yu who rescued you and your mother."

"Xiao Chen thanks you, sir."

"There's no need to talk about the past anymore."

Yu stood up and didn't want to sit in the teahouse anymore. He wanted to go to the beach to feed Xiaolan. After hundreds of years of growth, Xiaolan had become very huge, probably the same size as Xiaolu. He didn't dare to take her into the city for fear of scaring the children.

Zhongli finished his tea and stood up, but at this moment he suddenly thought of something.

"Yu, do you have Mora with you?"

feather:!!!

Yu was a little confused. What was going on? He was a guest, and he didn't have Mora on him. He could go without food on normal days. After all, he was a demon god. It was no problem for him to not eat for a year or two. He could be full just by basking in the sun. He was silent at this time.

Zhong Xiaochen's eyes sparkled at this time. This was a good opportunity to capture! Of course, he knew his father's habit. He always forgot to bring the small wallet that his mother made for him. It was obvious that this handsome guy had no money. He was poor, handsome, and had explosive fighting power. He was a good target for capture.

"I'll pay." Zhong Xiaochen said very ladylike, and then whispered, "Dad, you are so mean. They came here with great difficulty, but you forgot to bring money. This is our poor hospitality. We should compensate them, right, Dad?"

Zhongli silently endured the scolding from his daughter.

"Mr. Yu, next time I will take you to the best restaurant in Liyue. The good wine and food will surely satisfy you! I will take out the fine wine from my mother's collection, and I will surely satisfy you." Zhong Xiaochen said very ladylike.

A drop of sweat fell on Yu's head. How to say it, he didn't care much about eating and drinking. Sometimes he had no problem eating raw meat when fighting in the wild, and he didn't drink alcohol. Now he felt that everything he ate had no taste, and he couldn't tell whether it was delicious or not. Even if he ate candy, he didn't feel it was sweet or satisfying. So he liked food with rich taste. The only thing that could make him feel the taste was probably... Ying's snacks. That was the strongest taste he had ever felt in his life.

"Xiao Chen, forget it. Yu never drinks, otherwise I wouldn't have brought him to the teahouse."

"Really? I was abrupt."

Zhong Xiaochen was screaming in his heart: Dad, you are a spoilsport! Only you are allowed to enjoy it!!! I am not allowed to enjoy it!!! You just wait!!!

"By the way, Yu, what are you here for this time?"

"woman."

Zhongli: ?????

What Yu exactly wants to say is how to chase the devil, so he wants to ask this big guy who let the devil chase him, to learn from his experience.

"Mr. Yu, you've asked the wrong person. My father may have dabbled in other things except this one, but this one..."

Zhongli felt that his authority as an old father had been seriously challenged. He couldn't bear to be looked down upon by his own daughter. No, he couldn't refuse. He decided to bite the bullet and face this thousand-year-old rock. This problem must be solved!

"It's okay. I'll gather all the immortals (old bachelors) and they have great powers and will surely find a way to solve your problem."

Just like that, Yu, who was originally quite reliable, found a friend who was reliable in other aspects, but also found a group of very unreliable military advisors to pursue a very unreliable woman. This experience was destined to be very bizarre. Yu didn't know whether it was lucky or unfortunate that he perfectly avoided all the business areas that these immortals were good at.

Zhong Xiaochen felt that a big drama was going on.